Weekend!

Friday was spent at F1, which was seriously overhyped imo…. I could hear all the vroom vroom vroom outside the gate and it got my heart and blood pumping… for about 5mins. Den it started going downhill from there.
There were like 10million people inside. It was super humid. The vroom vroom ended up becoming insanely loud cos my tickets were so good until the track was literally 5m away from me… loud until my ears really couldn’t take it. The usher told me to buy ear plugs from red-cross people who were apparently walking around the grandstand, but I saw NO ONE wearing the uniform. In the end I had to settle for earplugs bought from the merchandise stall for a whopping 5bucks cos my ears were going to start bleeding, like seriously. GREAT.

Like I said, F1 is damn retarded. No was actually sitting at their allocated seats. Everyone was looking bored cos all you see are cars zooming pass you. All they did was take pictures. There were actually commentary but cos all of us were wearing earplugs, plus the cars that went vroom vroom every 10secs, the commentary didn’t make any sense. I got so pissed off cos I couldn’t get a decent picture of the race cars (everything ended up being blur) I left after one hour during the break. And apparently, so did everyone else.

There was ZERO crowd control… no one knew where to exit cos it wasn’t stated in the maps. The streets were FLOODED with people and some decided to crawl underneath the fence. It got so bad some fences were pushed down and everyone just left from there, ignoring cries from the organizer that “this is not an exit!!” Erm ok, like we care.

So anyway like I was saying, it not that F1 is boring… but imo it makes more sense to watch I at home. It’s not like watching soccer when you can see the entire field. At home, we can get the whole picture instead of just random cars zooming past. And I seriously dun think Singaporeans are really that into F1 yet… a bit too premature to bring F1 to Singapore. But I would say, when then the tv showed the aerial view of downtown Singapore, it was simply breathless. Too darn pretty.

Alright enuff bitching about F1. Saturday was spent ironing clothes (how very househusband-ish). Sunday, finally met up with Aili and Dismas for our long overdue farm visit!! Treated the both of them to fish & co for their respective birthdays… had a long chat (no thanks to the slow service of the restaurant).

Went to visit farms at Lim Chu Kang and see Aili’s ex house, which was gargantuan. Wah lao didn’t know she used to be so rich. Haha. Orchids galore!!

Den went to see frog farm which was strangely intriguing but at the same time super morbid. The frogs really just sit there whole day, not moving. No wonder all of them are so fat!! Then we saw some guy go inside and catch 50 frogs to slaughter. Damn poor thing…. Tsk tsk. But I will still eat frog legs!! Cos they rock!!

Vegetable farm next. Quite cool leh the whole trip. And alexis you bitch, i’m sure you would enjoy it la…. You are just too bitchy to admit it. Once in a while go nature stuff… breathe some fresh air, does wonders to soothe the soul man.

And I really miss Funka days… I miss my wife and eating donuts in her room, I miss everything abt Dismas, I miss ct’s screaming, I miss Alexis bitching, I miss Peter’s lame jokes, I miss step’s whining, I miss Nat’s random talking. Tsk. Aiyah. I miss being a student. I cant emphasize this enuff.
Yeap. That concludes my weekend…. Yay. All my direct reporting officers are all in Vietnam and will only be back on Wednesday!! So I can clear my backlog of work without anyone coming to ka jiao me. WOOTS!! and Wednesday is PH!! Shiokness to the maxness.

F1??

Errr, my colleague has corporate tickets for Friday till Sunday and she was nice enuff to give me the one for Friday..... i have like ZEROOOooo or even NEGATIVE interest in racing...but the tickets are pretty good... i think it cost like 300bucks officially.....

I dun really wanna go... but i dun wanna see a ticket go to waste...... so i guess i am going to F1 tmr ALONE. Like how exciting is that! haahaha if anyone wanna buy my ticket for a GOOOOOOD price... lemme know.

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Argh... damn sian at work. I still quite like it... just that there are some work procedures i am unsure of... and i hate to rely on people. I only trust myself... TSK i know, i am damn anal. Watever. Taking a break now.

Met up with my pri school frens at j8 last nite. Old frens are still the best. you can never run out of topics to talk abt.... ate DTF. Previous experience at Paragon has thought me to pace myself at DTF, otherwise i would die of over eating.

Proceeded to Haagen Daaz cos Zhiren had some vouchers we could use. WOOTS. Seriously overpriced shit there.... like OVERPRICED for PUNY desserts proportions. But it was good nonetheless...
Xiaoxuan and Lirong

Zhiren and i... stop looking at the brownie Zhiren.

I miss old Rosyth... tucked away in a quaint little private residential area.... where time seems to stop and everything is just so super old school (pun not intended). Lirong drove past the old campus and everything just looked so eery at nite.... the field at Parry still seem so ginormous, but the bball court which i used to think was huge when i was a kid, on the contrary, seems crazily small now. haha. i think, i have outgrown that court.

Then i thought of the time when i was kicked out of prefectorial board cos i hurled vulgarities at another prefect i didnt like (what can i say... i matured early), and the bad things i did when i was young. like seriously BAD things. Like i used "fuck" and got caught and got my sister into trouble cos she was assistant head prefect... OMG i have ISSUES!!..... AIYAH i wanna be a kid again!

Anyway, this morning i received an email that my trip to Hanoi is brought earlier to next monday. and i was arrowed to do all the sai gang paper work for application. Sent me into panic attack mode. Then after lunch, i learnt that it was cancelled (for the 2nd time) as there were some clashes between the meeting dates. Scare the shit outta me. Cos i REALLY dun wanna go Vietnam... like so "been there done that". Thank god i no need to go... for now.

Black Monday

Bad, horrible day today. In a super cranky and piss-ist mood. Mainly because:

1. i am still super shag
2. i had a bad hair day
3. i was sweating profusely by the time i reach the mrt even thou it was a cooling morning
4. bogged down by work which i dunno how to do
5. cant even write emails properly. words dun seem to be coming out of my brain as fast they should.

ARGH. dun feel like using my brain today

Crazy Shag

Oh man, realised i havent been blogging much this week... too busy at worki guess. Erm yeah. Crazy shag weekend.... i got a splitting headache now.... i really think i am too old for this shit. i hate to admit it... or maybe my bio clock is used to sleeping and waking up early.... this ton-ing thru the night stuff is seriously beyond me already... But this weekend was insane fun to the max-ness.

Friday nite was DnD. Been 2 years since i attended cos i opted not to go during my final year... dressing up is SUCH A HASSLE. Now that i get to go in my spiffy normal clothes, why the hell not. Great seeing some old faces... like Sherry... omg it must have been a gazillion years since i saw her.
Great catching up with people you hardly see and know that everyone is doing well. Lots of alumni won the lucky draw that nite... haha maybe paying that extra 5 bucks up-ped our chances in some ways. ahhaha. some pple won 100bucks breadtalk vouchers... seriously siao. can eat bread for the rest of your life.

the old foggies... shit la. damn old damn old!! cannot take it!!! booooo.

The best dressed table belongs to MACS!! haha damn cute. and adrian had to be the fat ugly purple thing called grimace. wrapped himself with cushions and a swimming float. GAN FUNNY!

With the Final year's final fantasy table... plus a suspiciously looking hamburglar. hahaha.
A table full of kennys.... 10 to be exact. slightly scary and cute at the same time...
And of cos, with the people i love most (plus a few random pple notwithstanding)...

Mr Kent Ridge 0809!! haha Dismas managed to break 2 curses within 2 weeks. First for being the first male dance chair in like 5 or 6 years, and now, the first Mr B Blk who end up winning Mr KR since 10million years ago. haha Congrats my man! You deserved it and the entire blk is so proud of u and Peck!

After DnD, was supposed to GG with Alexis and a "couple more people" according to her.... and she and CT ended up calling WIERD pple like ahem, someone. haha bloody bitches. hahah
But its ok! Its been a long time since i saw Lionel and Tat and some other people so i FORGIVE u. loves it. Thanks MQ for always being the SOURCE of all poisons in the world and being a fantastic bartender.

The aforementioned 2 bitches. xoxo.

Was waiting to for my hair to dry before sleeping when yk came into andi's room and asked "ehhhhh drink leh". GG. My body said no, but my heart said yes.... SO I GAVE INTO TEMPTATION. and ended up having a 2nd round with yk, ak andi, plus 2 freshies. Seriously not wierd la.... but i was, like i said, too goddamn freaking tired i was literally zoning out the entire time they were talking. I remembered looking at my phone (530am) and the next thing i knew, i woke up on the floor and the cups were still strewn and there was a freaking dead moth beside me. i think i crushed it. Poor thing... with less than 4 hours of sleep and i was already on my way home.

My entire saturday was spent in a daze. i had too much to drink and i swear my breath reeks and i could literally feel alcohol oozing out of my pores, evaporating into the air. Had lunch at Parkway with my family to celebrate auntie hazels birthday totally GG-fied. I was just putting food into my mouth and all the while thinking when i can go home and SLEEP! OMG!

Slept at 3pm, woke up at 6pm and headed out again for Step's birthday. I tot i was late so i took a cab. KNN i was one of the first to arrive. super wierd with pple i dunno around me. Thank god the rest came in no time... super good food i must say for catering. Left not long afterwards and pia to my next appointment at Zixiang's PAN PACIFIC SERVICE APTS in somerset... super atas. atas until it's a crime.

The rest were late (as usual). Most of us stayed over and i drank AGAIN for the 3rd time in 24 hours. OMG i need help. Played SUPER LAME GAMES and did some other stuff which i am not even going to mention here cos its too god damn ahem LAME. and i only got home at 8am. MY GOD my eyes were so heavy i wanted to just gouge it out and sleep.

INitially had lunch date with my classmates. But i had to pangseh them last minute cos i was too shag. like seriously too shag. 2 nites in a row i didnt sleep. and i had to lie to them that i was sick.... cos i know they will rip me apart if they know thats not the real reason. SUPER SUPER SORRY. i SWEAR i will organise the next round. i SWEAR.

wah shit blogging about my weekend is already wearing me out. i want to stop blogging already HELP!

ok... woke up at 3pm and went to take family photo (finally). the weather was so god damn bloody hot, i was insanely tired and i was in a super cranky mood. and all the while the photographer was like "lean forward, legs apart, head turn this side a bit... tilt towards this side... ok ok goooood. big smile!" KNN. i wanted to kill him!!!! but i ant possibly allow myself to turn into a raging naomi and throw my hp at him. so i did my best to give him my megawatt smile.

YEah so that wraps up my week. I think next week will be another busy week.... omg i am too shag. i tink i need to go drink baileys now. need poison to fight poison right?

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whoever said time will heal everything is obviously kidding himself. How to move on? Pls tell me how. i really dunno. knn sometimes i wish you didnt exist.

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The past weekend was another with foiled plans.... was supposed to go someone's house to drink and nua but had to cancel... again. last minute. again. i think i can stop having high hopes of anything happening until it really happens.... thankfully thou, i had tickets to watch SHUT UP AND DANCE... which was TOTALLY DOPE.

Before that met Aili, waterboi peter tat and yunn at FS. wanted so badly to eat chicken wing... BUT BLOODY SHIT they didnt have the usual ones.... so disppointing. I miss it like crazy lor. low morale.

Anyway back to main topic... should have joined dance blast when i was still in NUS.... kanasai... i think i can dance just as well as those pple lor. Booooo. Too bad everytime i had lessons on wednesdays, which was their practice days.... oh well watever. Totally happy and proud of dismas!! Woots woots!! He rocks the shit out of this world man....





Had to wake up at god forbidden hour of 530am to go my company's charity run... kanasai, it was pouring like MAD. INSANELY huge downpour. So huge that once i step out of the train at JE i was being drenched..... but heng the rain stopped within an hour or so.... and the run carried on as planned. Very long never run in the morning, very gaowei. like whole body's engine havent even start yet.... not shiok. still prefer to run in the evening eh..... and i saw one of the wonder twins from VJ who represented EDB. haha nice surprise to see someone familiar. Totally shag after the run and cameron still dragged me to gym... shag until cannot shag for the rest of the day

And looks like its going to be another busy week ahead... not only at work, but also after work. Meeting siwei, going for DnD, i have 3 freaking birthday lunches/dinners to attend, one lunch gathering on sunday and also go take family portrait. going to faint. but like i said, i rather be busy than to slack... slack is the slowest, most cruel way of torturing a person and making him go crazy.

heh woots woots!

After what feels like 2 weeks of constant work.... today i finally have some breathing space. WOOTS. loves it. meaningless ramblings indeed....

Have been feeling happy for quite some time... even my parents nagging cant bring me down these few days.... dunno why.... my mother asked me to iron clothes last nite and i was like "OK!".... crazy i know.... cos i really hate doing housework with a passion. And ironing sleeves seriously sucks ass... even staying back slightly later for work doesnt make me dulan anymore. haha

some days u wake up on the wrong side of the bed and u just hate everything and everyone and every shit. But thats the completely opposite for me now.... i LOVE everything i see. everyone... and that includes u u and u! ahahah my stars must be aligned. shenjingbing. Maybe it's cos.... the impending weekend is near (i can almost smell it).... still no concrete plans. but i mean WATEVER... as long as it involves alcohol in copious amounts, i'm totally loving it.

ooooh have to take ippt soon. like real soon. hopefully my running 2 times everyweek pays off. please at least let me get 100bucks. i dun wanna take RT pleaseeeeeee. damn loser. lak cheong wants to take it on a thursday but i have to leave 2 hours earlier from work to get to maju... erm still contemplating.

Anyway today is my bff... scratch that. today is my li siwei's bday! woots woots!! happy birthday bitch. hopefully ur dream of being a slovenian farmer comes thru!! hahah den i can go crash at ur place someday and squeeze cow titties, pick blueberries and ride horsies haha (woots woots!!). and den we can go cologne and party at GLORIA's and go kontanz and see humping ponies again!!! HAHAHHAHAA loves it. (private joke)

GG. alrighty. told u this is a meaningless retarded post. now i've wasted 5mins of ur time HAHA. this blog is so full of random shit i wonder who the hell still reads it anyway..... hahaha.

OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDDDD. SHOOT ME NOW!

Horror of horrors.... i just received an email from my HR department regarding a "Workplace Networking Night"..... seemingly harmless email.... UNTIL I REALISE ITS ORGANISED BY FREAKING SDUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!! Really want me to go bbq and play board games with possible freaks out there la!! CRAZY!!!!

Thats not the worst thing..... i was in the bcc list!!! Like its some fucking shameful thing to be single.... why put me in the bcc list?!!! And god knows what the HR department is doing man.... collating all the SINGLE pple's email and mass send us this kinda email.... REALLY TOO FREE LOR

I am single and i am HAPPY THIS WAY goddammit...

after lunch

burrrrrrp. snooze. zzzzZZZ. damn tired today dunno why.

anyway, just a couple of randomness.

My life nowadays is made up of just a whole lotta routine (note the irony...) Wake up, brush teeth but dun pee, pee while bathing to save time, wear underwear and pants, shave while letting my hair dry, wax hair, wear clothes, wear cologne, take my bag, socks and water container down. Let filtered water fill up the container while buttoning up my sleeves (times like this when u wanna CURSE AND SWEAR when u just cant seem to button ur sleeves!), fill up water bottle while putting container into fridge so i will have cold water to drink when i come home. Take my bottle, take my breakfast, wear my shoes and i'm outta my house in 30mins.

Walk to the mrt, take mypaper and stand at the usual door while waiting for train (the exact same door everyday cos i know where the escalator will be at outram). read newspaper for 20mins. get off train. stand at the door at Outram that will give me 99% chance of a seat. sleep... or at least try to.... all the way to office. eat breakfast while checking out tabloids.... START WORK AT 9AM.... SIAN.

everything is like clockwork.... nothing can go out of order, otherwise i would feel like the things i do differently will snowball into chaos. like.... disrupting a line of ants. CHAOS. i think i am too uptight. too anal. too.... RIGID. omg. i am rigid. :(((((((

And something i read in newspaper today disturbed me so much i just have to say it. CRAZY ASSED PARENTS are going to honglim park to MATCHMAKE their kids..... WITHOUT THEM KNOWING.... seriously. DESPERATE. shenjingbing lor.... they exchange contacts and pictures with other parents because their kids are simply too busy. MY GOD... wtf is wrong with these pple??! if pple dun wanna get married... DEN DUN GET MARRIED LA!! whatever happened to privacy and all things "new-millenium"? We have to resort to Qing dynasty rituals of having mei po. Wah lao if my parents go do these kinda things i will give them 2 tight slaps and disown them and walk out the door......

ok... BACK TO WORK. SIANNNNNNNNn

PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC!!!

I am in love with this song.... suddenly feel like choreoing something to it. hmmmm. errrr but dunno if i am that capable. HAHAH siao.

how how how!!!

I am still dateless for the entire weekend!! DAMN.

Work has been super busy these days.... haha tired... brain dead. BUT HAPPY! i feel like i am actually contributing as opposed to sitting around looking pretty. :P

TV addicts of the world REJOICE!!!

Thank god for American drama series, life wun be so boring after work anymore!! thinking about all the shows that are returning this sept and october and also new ones.... damn excited!!

Desperate housewives, brothers & sisters, pushing daisies, grey's anatomy, private practice, ugly betty, heroes, eli stone, samantha who, dirty sexy money, lipstick jungle, gossip girl, 90210 and then reality tv Amazing race, survivor, ANTM and project runway.... WAH SAIIII.... i think i have like 17 shows to watch i just cant wait!! thank god i have already given up on prison break and lost and i havent started watching house, or the 3 CSIs or the office... and shows like cashmere mafia got cancelled... otherwise i think thats almost 20hours a week of tv. VERY SCARY hahaha. watch until eyes POP OUT!!

FIMA...

Or in Cameron's words, FUCK ITS MONDAY AGAIN..... the nemesis of TGIF..... god damn a lot of things to do. not only today. i think its the entire week.... not that i am complaining... i am not. Time pass super fast when u have things to do. Bam bam bam .... lunch. Bam bam bam. 4pm meeting. Bam bam bam 7pm.

Yeah man. 7pm and i was still in meeting somewhere at Aljunied. Scare me. Was supposed to watch Wall-E with Van at AMK hub. Thought i was going to be late but heng the other CC fetched me to Newton to take train. Reached with ample time to spare..... rocks.

the show was damn funny and super romantic. Deffo a recommended watch. hahaha. Anyway, i am glad i can talk to van whenever i am bored. cos she will be online most of the time at nite too.... and we can bitch about anything under the sun.

Van: eh i will be wearing very lok kok tmr ok.... dun blame be. i got event.
Me: it's ok. we are not going on a date, you dun have to impress me.
Van: bitch.
*words maybe altered for dramatic effect

Loves it. Alrighty... headache after a busy day. GG