Beeezeeeeeee

Besides the usual dance practices which have been eating up all my time, i had to plan for my division's outing and organise a house party for my dance mates.

Woke up damn early on Saturday and got papa to send me to MacRitchie Reservoir to recee for the treetop walk.... alone. Aiyah i think i am so used to doing everything alone.... At first i tot i would be the only person there cos seriously who would wake up so early to go reservoir for walk.... wah lao so wrong pls. So many angmohs and school children and families running/hiking/jogging/walking there already. and i tot i was early to reach at 930am.

Researched a bit on the trail previously and it was supposed to be like a 6km hike with "difficult" difficulty and i was thinking normally they would overexaggerate this kinda things.... 6km only wat right. wah lao really very long lor the walk..... knn walk and walk and walk. walk until my legs wanna give way. summore the slopes were like killer slopes... ok la. healthy living so cannot complain. breathe the freshest air.... not bad not bad. and the treetop walk was kinda unnerving cos it swayed and it was so high and i am afraid of heights and i keep imaging the bridge snapping halfway and how i would fall and kena impaled by a random tree below. den my legs went soft... can u say w.u.s.s.y.

Den i took a cab home and wanted to eat macs so badly cos i was so hungry budden i self control and i ended up eating chap chye peng... drenched in curry. so..... aiyah same same but different. den i was so tired i ended up crashing on ma bed for 2 hours. so shiok. but i woke up more tired than ever.... sian sia... no effect one. knn.

wait wait and waited for them to come.... finally reached at 8. my eyes almost closing watching channel 8 (lame show). those crazy asses whacked the food like refugees i got a bit scared... really like never eat before beehoon and kong bak bao right.... ki siao. play poker till about 12plus den EAT SUMMORE. zhen de shi.... bottomless pits pls......

dismas and ct ended up staying the night which was.... quite fun. cos hardly people ever bunk in my home... like chalet. hahah. but not so fun cos i had to share blanket with dismas and he knn sleep so far away... and he snores (jovita good luck) like he's gonna choke on his tongue. den cough like mad. quite funny.... and ct has smelling fetish cos she likes to smell everything. i have weird frens.

Woke up, went back hall to dance (summore).... really very tired... ARGH tired like mad. summore got stiff neck. FML. yay. ok i am gonna speed write the rest of the post cos i wanna eat potato chips now. and i cant wait....

YAY another week of work. SO SEXCITING. cant wait. cos got 2 new colleagues coming.... more newbies for me to tekan. hHAHA kidding kidding. i so nice where got tekan. always nice to have new people to perk things up in the office. ok la thats all.... no plans again next week super sian.

ask me out ah. ok bye.

Love is Blind

I need to find more frens.

So the past week was a pretty short one, with only 3 days at the office. quite bearable. Having no plans the entire weekend was however, not so cool.... i was this close to watching a movie myself again on a friday nite until dismas messaged me at work... one thing led to another and we ended up meeting aili and water for dinner at ECP. yay!

met them at Simei to wait for aili to pick us up... having a car rocks. cos u get to go to inaccessible places like ECP. havent been there in about 100years and that place has changed so much! Settled for ramen which was so-so and then headed over to the beach to chill with beer and talk cock. like a prelude to Rawa which i am totally looking forward to... need a break desperately. Accompanied the indon to fetch his indon wife from the airport. Since the ramen was so unsatisfying, we went to whack some Popeyes which was lipsmackingly GUD. yummo. my life is ovah! (oh side note, i weighed myself before cny and i was like 72.45kg. the lightest i haven been in like 3 years. but i'm pretty sure i've gained it all back by now. FML)

Woke up at a ridculous time of 7am on saturday to go temple and pray. wah lao too tired man. luckily there wasnt a lot of people at the temple otherwise i would have kicked up a major hissyfit to my parents for dragging me there at such a godforsaken hour. Went back home and plonked myself to sleep and woke up for lunch with my aunties and uncles to celebrate my sister's bday. another huge meal... another i-really-shudnt-be-eating-so-much-but-oh-heck-its-the-7th-day-of-cny-so-eff-it moment. rushed down to FK house for some poker which i totally lost... but watever la. i have money to lose.

went back home and waited for khalid to call me out to club... which he never did. so last minute plan... called cbn and weijie to come my block's void deck to eat macs and drink. gotta love frens who are as uncle as me.... geez.... really wanna drink at void deck la... *shudders at the thought of turning into an uncle. And then we were like "omg we are damn loser.... 3 guys with nothing to do on a saturday nite".... and then weijie was like "erm no i came here from another gathering so technically u are the only loser".... FML. I need to find more frens. hahaha.

last time meeting cbn before he leaves for secret mission to sweden for work for 3months.... and when he returns he only has 2 weeks to prepare for his wedding. hahaha. sucks to be him. OH and i am going to be the emcee for his wedding... so exciting pls! this is only like my 2nd time being emcee... the first time was when my auntie got married and i was only like... what, jc2? got roped in last minute to emcee the eng part which i totally rocked cos i am so meant for the stage. and i get to use my jacket!!! designer garb from zara hello.

made some last minute plans to meet alexis bitch just now cos she just came back and god knows i need me some alexis love. so i had to meet her.... had early dinner at brotzeit dun play play. and it was happy hour at 430pm so YAY to us. shared 1L beer and a GIGANTIC portion of deep fried pork fillet with wedges and salad to neutralise the porkiness.... omg.... really la i need to eat another week of fish soup starting from next week.... bitch behind people's back again. thats how we roll... and then emo a bit again when it started to rain. I was facing the Resorts World the entire time and was thinking how UGLY it looks from harborfront... like a hot mess. Came back home and discovered my parents went over to my sisters house so YAY i am alone and i LOVE IT.

I know u must be really sick of me whining about work but yes. sucks that its a monday again.... no more holidays till like......Good Friday which is like in APRIL. wtf man so that means 5 day weeks from now till then. fuckfuckfuck. i am so SICK OF THIS,

oh and yes i have been snoring. ever since last week when my mother commented that i was "snoring damn loudly" in my sleep.... it's happening again... whats worse is i hear myself snoring!!! wah lao. sian. you know the period when u are almost going to sleep but not really asleep yet... that limbo zone of not here not there. YES. thats the time when i always hear myself snoring and i get so grossed out i jolt myself op from bed. it happened TWICE today while i was taking my nap. dayum i used to be such a quiet sleeper but now.... argh. sian. its either i really very tired.... or i have lost control of my tongue when i am sleeping. either way..... SUCKS TO BE ME.

New Year Resolution No. 1

Thou shalt keep my mouth shut and mind my own business.... i need to just care abt my own life. which is non-existent.

We weren't making up stories afterall

i knew it. i knew something was up. no wonder u didnt reply to my sms-es. too busy doing something else eh?

on a totally seperate note.... i have been wearing purple to work since early last year. when i first wore it.... people were giving me snide remarks like "oooh interesting color" and we all know what that means... please. its the 21st century. if you wanna equate wearing purple with being gay, u are clearly a neanderthal... interestingly 4 of those people have starting wearing purple... not just normal lavender but royal purple. ROYAL. So next time, stop commenting on what i wear because i OBVIOUSLY know what i am doing and u OBVIOUSLY dun. Feels good to be leading fashion trends at ma workplace..... bitches.

Forlorn

did you think it was funny? it was cute? cos it's neither and it just made me feel awful....

Happy Tiger Year!!.... or not

So apparently this is a super lucky year for us Pig(lets).... but as some of you might know i lost my phone while clubbing.... the nite of first day of CNY. Can you say *FML* to the maximum spider.... Sian

ok anyway... the first day was spent going to my mother's side relatives... we seldom go to my father side relatives cos... they are bo chup that way. haha. Usually meet at my grandma's house first.... first picture of the year of the TIGER!!

So this year i opted for the... plaid geek chic look which actually i didnt choose... more like fashion trends chose it for me cos EVERYWHERE is selling ONLY plaid. NICE NOT!! Rockin those red shoes... hahha

Normally me and my family go to 5 houses and basically we are done for the rest of CNY. we are.... how should I say this in a nice way...... LAZY PEOPLE.

Some photos during the day:

me and auntie joleen

me, my uncle and aunt hazel.... we are 3 generations of piggies. all 12 years apart. Super good luck ah this picture cos pigs have the best luck in 2010!!

aunt joleen and a michelin marshmellow baby girl.... who is only 5months old.

me and mama who was in the same colors as me...

So that nite... that faithful nite i went to zirca.... it was jampacked.... like sardines.... me and my frens only got into the club at 1am and the moment. Literally the MOMENT i stepped into the dance floor... i felt my pocket and realised my phone wasnt there anymore. F.U.C.K M.Y L.I.F.E totally. i went from super happy to a moment of panic and then.... i went round pushing people, trying to look for my hp on the floor which is IMPOSSIBLE cause it was... jampacked like sardines as i said.... uber sad. my 6months old baby Nokia E71. Haikel and Khalid tried calling but it was already off. so which means... SOMEONE TOOK IT. i curse u muthafucker with a life of genital warts, syphillis and gonnorhea.... fucktard.

So the rest of the nite was totally no in the mood to do anything and i eff-ed off at 3am. and the drama doesnt end there... cos its CNY there were totally NO TAXI and 100million people on the streets so everyone was busy cutting in front of one another getting cabs which were mostly red-lighted which meant FML again... i lingered ard Clarke Quay but soon discovered it was near to impossible to get a cab there so i walked all the way to BUGIS. Finally managed to get into one at 356am (i checked the monitor when i got on).... i literally had to BEG the uncle cos he was changing shift at Eunos... "uncle can la can la. hg and eunos very near PLSSSS". gotta love begging. i was this close to kneeling and kowtowing.

The second day i was still quite distraught from losing my phone. totally cut off from civilisation (come to think of it i rather lose my wallet at this point cos there is nothing that impt in it. i learnt my lesson the last time someone stole my wallet and i no longer carry my ic in it)..... woke up, bathed, changed into green (lucky 2nd day color) and walked out to buy toto (which i didnt win. FUCK). and then i felt SO RESTLESS cos i had NOTHING to do at home i went out to watch VALENTINE'S DAY alone. ok this would be the point when u scream into your monitor "OMG TAN CHEONG CHYE U LOSER"..... shuddap i like watching movies alone. especially sucky ones like valentine's day. but i redeemed my uob credit card points so i got to watch a movie on a PH for FREE. not so loser afterall eh!!!! hahahaha. (footnote: it is really quite a horrible show which started off fine but got too clever for its own good towards the end. but i still liked it cos... its cheesy)

This morning, I pia-ed all the way to compasspoint to get my replacement sim card at 1040am and realised it's only open at 11. FUCK. realised that i cant possibly afford ANY phone cos i just re-contracted my line 6 months ago so it costs 568bucks to get back my E71 and over 1000bucks for an iphone. UBER sian... so i dunno what to do now.... i am using my sister's sony ericsson which i have never used before and it is totally fucking up the way i type messages. SIAN. oh well... praying for my 4d to strike tmr and $880k toto!!! HUAT ARRRRRHH!!!

went to my uncles house for lunch and watched a SUPER LAME chinese movie 72 Tenants of prosperity. which is a total waste of time besides a few lol moments. it beens eons since i've watched chinese movies... the last one was like red cliff..... 1. hahaha. there is a reason why i refuse to watch chinese show cos... they basically suck balls.

more photos taken during and after dinner:

yu sheng!

Everyone at the table

my bro-in-law and ma sis

my family sans papa who was sitting at the other side

walking ard the park after dinner!!

ok.... 4 days of holiday is OVAH.... time to go back to work tmr *sobz. and if u THINK u are my fren, do send me an sms of your contact and pls state your name to 97370855. THANKS!!!!

Signing off!!

BABOOSH!!!

Ramblings.....

1. My sorethroat is BACK. i am inclined to believe that i have some form of throat cancer. or maybe i have been bitching behind people's back too often. ahhh there is this thing called karma afterall.

2. As part of a preventive measure to counter the foreseeable weight gain during the festive season, i had bittergourd fish soup on thurs fri and monday.... mind u its just soup. no beehoon or rice. and all that effort has gone to waste cause i had supper last nite at geylang... and i ate mcwings today. FML.

3. i think my knees are getting unnecessarily tortured by my constant dancing. last nite even before practice started while i was teaching steps, a bout of sharp pain hit my right knee and i momentarily just stopped at where i was standing..... and prayed that it would go away. thankfully it did..... my knees have been very "sour" since.

4. i need a holiday desperately soon otherwise i am gonna go berserk from work. cant wait for june 18. PLEASE june 18.... rawa rawa here i come. oh yes and i get my bonus in june too. fantastic.

5. i hate it that US drama serials have mid season break.... like why do they even wanna DO THAT. i dun understand. i have absolutely NOTHING to do when i am at home.

6. i finally got my new socks!! and my belt broke for no reason so now i got a new belt too!! :))

7. having my 2nd mid week drink since dance was cancelled today. never knew so many good things can come from cancelling dance. we shud cancel dance more often.

ok thats all...... BYE

The perfect song to listen to while driving down ECP at night....

Heartbreak Warfare - John Mayer

Lightning strikes

Inside, my chest to keep me up at night

Dream of ways

To make you understand my pain

Clouds of sulfur in the air

Bombs are falling everywhere

It's heartbreak warfare

Once you want it to begin,

No one really ever wins

In heartbreak warfare

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

Drop his name

Push it in and twist the knife again

Watch my face

As I pretend to feel no pain

Clouds of sulfur in the air

Bombs are falling everywhere

It's heartbreak warfare

Once you want it to begin,

No one really ever wins

In heartbreak warfare.

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

Just say so...

How come the only way to know how high you get me

is to see how far I fall

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me

but I can't break through at all.

It's a heartbreak...

I don't care if we don't sleep at all tonight

Let's just fix this whole thing now

I swear to God we're gonna get it right

If you lay your weapon down

Red wine and ambien

You're talking shit again, it's heartbreak warfare

Good to know it's all a game

Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak warfare.

if i were a girl i would be totally in love with John Mayer even thou he is protrayed as a major douchebag in the media, which i dun understand why.

Presenting

LADY TATANIA!!!!

Glamourous day look. out for a sunday brunch....

Working class girl. working the lanes of Geylang Lor 18

Funky PARTY girl look!!!

I think i look like a cheap pinoy prostitute from hell.... EPIC FAIL. thank god i am born a guy.

If u wanna do a (or several) makeover for yourself please go to Taaz Makeover!!

PS i am REALLY bored cos there is nothing to watch today.... and no thanks to yunn for linking me to the webby hahaha

when you touch meeeeeee.

uh huh uh huh what a boring weekend pls. aiyah. everyday dance dance dance fuck man sibei overkill. everyday also must bend knee bend back FML. semi regretting joining 2 items. i dun have any time to do any other things... everytime go back hall have to go back in stealth mode if not people think i cannot move on. (FOR THE RECORD: i have and i am just there to dance. full stop.) Den gotta spend 100bucks taking taxi home. everyday go office macam zombie until people ask me why u look so tired.

chinese new year is (almost) here. the only good thing that comes out of it is the long weekend and angpao. no longer lookin forward to snack on bak kwa/pineapple tarts or visiting. god damn repetitive. i just wanna be alone in my hermit crab shell.

rant rant rant........ when u touch meeeeeeeee. yeah u want meeeeeeeeee. huu huu huu rrrrripapalay huu huu. hahaha whiny old bitch. *slaps self. gaaaaaaaahhhhhhh i am so bored. and i am so sick of this.

i have never

felt so uninspired about shopping my entire life. i literally had to DRAG myself thru orchard road just to find a lousy top to match match my jeans and red shoes.... and i found NOTHING. i was SO TIRED and cranky and my legs were sore..... i ended up buy yet another plaid shirt from zara. YES another zara shirt. my 100th.

Turns out...

I have tonsilitis afterall....