A single man

That's what i am. cos without dance.... i have nowhere to go. i only have my frens to fill up the emptiness in my life.... was supposed to meet my scouty frens for drinks at Overeasy over at OneFullerton at 930pm on Friday.... since i had time to kill after work, i went to watch movie by myself first. A Single Man. How apt. I LOVED THE SHOW.... it was so stylised and i absolutely going crazy about all the clothes in the show.... afterall it is directed by Tom Ford, former head designer of Gucci. Gotta love that.

Took a bus over to Boat Quay and walked over to fullerton. god damn hot pls. i really hate to wear jeans. If i had my way i would totally wear dress shorts to work. Long pants are overrated. I tot it would be a short chillout session but it ended up lasting more than 3 hours. and most of us got pissed drunk by the end of the nite. I love overeasy.... althou getting the waiter's attention wasnt that easy... cos that place was PACKED yo... packed with yuppies, bankers. traders, everyone was dressed to the nines and most of them looked like they just stepped off the runway.... super glam pls. bitch i know why u wanna work at tp now.... cos everyone look so good.... Jurong east is just so...... tak glam in comparision. OH WELL.

Shaorong had his voucher to get a bottle of free wine cos his bday was last month. but we quickly finished it since there were like 5 of us.... i could easily finished the entire thing myself anyway. order some DELICIOUS nachos.... and ordered more cocktails. Coincidentally we met one of our scout junior who JUST STEPPED OUT OF HIS HSBC OFFICE FOR DINNER (at 1030pm ki siao man) so he came over to talk to us for a while and he commented that i looked exactly the same as last time and didnt look a single day older... FLATTERED PLSSSSSSS. i knew it. i always knew i aged like fine wine.... hahaha probably because i drink at least a bottle a week.... or maybe its because of the fast food i eat which is chockfull of preservatives so essentially i am a well preserved mummy. WATEVER IT IS i am doing it right so imma keep doing what im doing.

Shaorong met some of his frens who ordered another bottle of wine which they CANT FINISH.... so us being nice people, help them finish. then not enuff still so we ordered another beer. wah lao pissed drunk and damn shiokenehneh please, esp under the horrible weather.... And shaorong was so nice he foot the bill..... who says u have to have a vajayjay to leech on other pple hahhaha! u gotta it wrong man..... u just need nice frens. :))) okok but next time my turn to treat.... ah the circle of life.

did absolutely nothing on sat and sunday cos i have disgusting frens who dun ask me out. i hate it. hate it to the max.... aiyah what to do....

anyway F***Z** says

"you bitch balloons are so last season. get over it. *reowwww"
duncha think she looks just like a blowup doll here. gotta love that.

and im leaving u with proof that i have fantastic skin

the only downside is..... i cant fucking see my jawline. FML

Just get through the goddamn day...

"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity, when for a few brief seconds the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I have lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present, and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be." - George Falconer, A Single Man

Happenings in my life.... other than dance

Uh huh..... i do have a life outside of dance.... just that sometimes i forget about it.

I signed up for a couple of events for the public service swimming meet which will be held on 17 Apr.... haven't swam competitively since.... 2006. 2008 not counted cos..... i was banished to the non-competitive event in IHG. shit man a bit worried. Went to the pool to get back my swimming momentum cos i havent swam since dance prac started..... and my right knee felt so weak, like it was gonna fall off..... hopefully it'll get better.

Got to start writing the emcee script for my fren's wedding. quite exciting!! Also agreed be the emcee for a company event in May which i have NO DETAILS about yet. dunno who sabo-ed and nominated me for the role...... speaking in front of chairman ceo and 10 million other colleagues isnt exactly my idea of fun.... i'm just doing it for the one day off (they'd better) and the exposure.

Yeap.... no plans this weekend. ASK ME OUT!

DU 2010

ok so the day i have been practising for for the past 3 months is finally here. DU2010 Fervore. Final DU as students for Alexis bitch, CT maid and Bide parker. Awww shucks so sad.

Took half day leave on both days to perform. gotta save my leave. Really glad that my colleagues came and support me on the first nite. thanks guys really appreciate it. Now u know why i always go back to hall right.... not because i got no life ok. cos i WANT TO DANCE.

As u know i really hate wating... for anything in general.... so backstage was ground zero for bitching

CT "omg lemme tell u F***Z** is a bloody bitch.... she stole our balloons!!!"
CC *nods in agreement.... no wait wasnt that last year? sorry wrong gossip.

And the choreos of party in the USA were super dope please.... ALCOHOL BEFORE PERFORMANCE... like omg i trained them well. so proud. We have brought gg sessions to UCC. Gotta love that.....

YUM SENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. gotta love the peektures.

Some group pictures before the final moment on stage

Always here by Peixuan

Party in the USA by Dismas Alvan Weijie!!

Owning the stage..... bitch please i've still got it

You aint see nothing like me yettttttttttt

With Elvina the tattoo goddess, my partner. damn cool please she has a tattoo on her lower back and thigh

Make me wanna say HEY HEY HEY

Body language com'on!!! So neat woohoooo hahahah

Put on my glasses yoooooo.....

Backstage peektures with some of ma peeps:

Bra Step and Bide....

I have no idea why but i really love this pic even thou we are not looking at the cam.... everyone looks so good here!

With the AA Whore

With DEO!!

Dismas Step Alexis

And with Dance Chair OLI!!!!! Good job Oli.... have a good rest!!

So what can we do after DU....... GG SESSION.... ok some people got really pissed drunk and emo but i was sober enuff to help clean the room.... see i am so nice even when i drank.

Yeah i guess GG sessions are pretty much over..... we started it and it has to end with us.... but ok i shall not be so negative.... we have to pass this on to the next gen. :)

So it's over.... DU2010.... practise 3 months, gone in 2 days. Guess that's the rules of the game eh? To the FYFs..... im immensely proud to have seen u grown thru'out the past 4 years. u guys rocked the stage the last 2 nites (as compared to UCC hall hahaha) and u shud pat yourselves on the back for the hard work put in..... this is only the beginning to the final end, u shud cherish the last few weeks in hall and be extremely grateful of the people ard u and the things u do. It is a rite of passage which u sadly have to go thru but give it some time..... u will be ok after a while :) Endings are also new beginnings. look forward to that.... :))

To the only one that's left, no one is abandoning u. No one wants to abandon u. It's just life.... in general. perhaps u will find a new found fren in the near future, someone who has a sucky name and u think is a complete loser who might turn out to be a new found best fren, a prodigy of sorts..... but in the meantime..... YES. ok i promise. if u choreo an item next year, and if i an not bound down by work, i will be back wholeheartedly only for u. even if the others may not be..... *huang aili do u get what im trying to drive at.

In the meantime, im just enjoying my bottle of merlot, facing the sad sad sad sad reality that i am going back to work tmr, or rather for the rest of my next 50 years..... and looking at the favourite picture of this DU consisting of some of my favourite people on earth, appreciating the wrinkles on face that didnt used to be there 5 years back... and uploading it to my mp3 as wallpaper

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Final days leading up to DU

THANK GOD (literally, cos it's his bday, i think. he has too many bdays) for a super long weekend. Thursday nite was spent with JIANG FUN, i mean zhangfan to buy the choreo presents. I thought it would be uber weird because i dun really know him but he turned out to be quite chatty.... bought a tshirt for wedgie and a cap for alvan..... wanted to get a bag for mas but the bag i wanted ended up costing 185bucks.... totally outta budget please. It was getting rather late and i had part 2 of a super haps nite and i really had to go.... so i left zhangfan to do the shopping another day (sorry mas if u dun like the present kill ur IC not me... and show me ur bag i wanna see how weird it is).

Part 2 of the super haps thursday nite, went to meet JP and Han at red dot @ Dempsey. Aiyah shuddap ok as much as i hate going back to that place, it still serves one of the cheapest beer. Havent met Han since St Regis las Aug and JP since that unfortunate Korean dinner. Was supposed to have more people but WATEVS pangsehsssssss. 3 person finish one tower WOOHOOO craziness to the max. They ended up talking about stocks and shares and shit which i had no idea wtf it was so i zoned out and drowned myself with weizen. Han asked if i want him to manage my funds..... tempting idea but.... i got to give it some tot for now.... certainly dun wanna blow my savings on something i am not even familiar about.... but the thought of winning some big bucks and getting my own place. omg so tempting pls.

Part 3 of super haps thursday nite, went to TP to meet step and her colleagues and she went completely crazy, left me alone with a buncha strangers and went to slut pls. SO SAD. but aiyah no problems alcohol cant solve..... everyone's your fren when booze is invovled. hahahaha. BUT of cause i had to call it an early nite cos..... the alcohol effect wore off and i had to be gay and go dance prac AGAIN on Friday morning. talk abt a buzzkill pls.

It was a good Friday and we had to meet back in hall in the morning for prac which went pretty well. Last prac was quite fun i must say cos everything finally took shape and we were so ready to perform..... couldnt join them for lunch cos i had to go temple to pray to my other grandpa.... den was super shag already cos it was SO HOT.... den we went over to my uncles place to celebrate his wife and my fathers bday (wah so many bdays....). Took a short nap while the rest were watching Sherlock Holmes dvd.... and woke up to the smell of BBQQQQQQQQQ OMG!!!

I really love bbq parties.... it's such a homey and cosy feeling althou its also sticky and sweaty at the same time. BUT WATEVER.... bbqs are the best things ever. and my uncle opened like 100bottles of wine so i got pretty wasted with my father and uncle and some other relatives.... i was never really close to my uncle when i was younger cos.... he doesnt really talk much and i dun really talk much to my relatives too.... BUT LIKE I SAID..... With BOOZE, everyone is your fren!!! IT's TRUE!!! (right or not dismas?) oh yes i kena arrowed by my own family to organise family trip..... FML. *bawls

Saturday went back hall again for PX's dance. FINAL PRACTICE!! :)))) met up with wei wei last minute to watch clash of the titans which was pretty goooooood. we had macs for dinner cos we were both kinda broke.... but after the movie we were both hungry so we went to kfc to eat winglets. hahaha. loves it. and then we bought beer and chill outside Cineleisure before heading home to sleep.

Sunday went to UCC to bunk in and do plotting and a UBER LAME tech run and yeah....... 24 hours to performance dayyyyyyyyyyyy.....

to be continued.

It has come to a point where i am ALMOST hating it

Pretty much the same old story goes. dance dance dance. no life. shucks man. Had nothing to do on a Friday nite cos wei wei fly me aeroplane (dun worry u are not the big fat disappointment)..... wah lao really shitty pls. when i had dance i can't go out. when there's no dance, no one wants to go out with me. FMFL. And then i SWORE on my own dead body that i wun ever go back for hall prod cos it is 110% always sucky. and they make u pay ridiculous amounts of money for lousy crap. budden since ct has free ticket and i had NOTHING TO DO aiyah. sometimes got to bend principles rt.....

And yes. althou the set and costumes and the songs were nice, the script pretty much sucked as usual. what kind of ending (or rather, non-ending) was that. Ridiculous pls..... went to FS with alexis and bide and bide got gay and knocked over his teh peng.... can u say butterfingers teeheehee (ok that's gay too. whoever uses teeheehee deserves to be shot)..... and then what did i do ah...... and then i went to meet haled at tp. i think i am going for my long vaca with him.... just dunno where to go yet.... SIAN. europe or US..... decisions decisions.... went home early cos next morning gotta go....

to the colombarium to visit my grandpaaaaaaa. Qing Ming Jie.... damn hot pls.... bloody hell the earth is going to explode i swear.... and i had to carry all the tables and shit. AIYAH sucks to be a guy. and then at nite a few of us scouty frens went to Victor's bachelor pad at Joo Chiat. WAH LAO i tell u..... his house is like FUCKING NICE PLS. like really really really really nice...... its an old walk up apartment which has one bedroom with his kingsized bed and a small balcony with a swinging chair (purfect for drinking and smoking. he smokes.) and like a super huge bathroom with mosaic tiles and ginormous basin and rain showers wtf. flat screen tv, gramophone, huge gigantic speakers for his iphone and he even has a bar with high stools and shitttttttttttttt OMG. i wanna shoot myself please.... how come my frens can afford apartments like that and i have like FUCK SHIT SAVINGS in my bank acct. wah kao. and he drives an alfa romeo by the way.

got myself kinda wasted over beer wine whisky and gin tonic.... played poker with the 3 unlikeliest people adam victor and xiong. i never really had anything in common with them when we were younger.... but it turned out pretty fun... maybe its the alcohol. yeah... i think it was. without alcohol i am NOTHING.

and then got to wake up for dance at 10. with a MAJOR headache. FML please. tsk i am almost on the verge of hating to go back for dance. as much as i liked it in the past.... i really dun think i can do this every year.... im like fuck shit tired after every prac that i cant do anything after that.... and my knees and ankles are sore i cant dance properly.... ARGH frustrating pls..... and i hate INCOMPETENT PEOPLE who dunno what the hell they are doing.... really wanna WASTE my time and think of steps on the spot right. bloody hell. sorry i had to say it. please dun waste my time. i have better things to do on a sunday. just saying.

so yeah. thats all...  i think i have turned into a cynical old bitch who gets pissed off easily. i must be having menopause.

YOU

are such a BIG FAT DISAPPOINTMENT.
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and to think that i still care. FMFL.

A perfect way to end the nite...

8pm. Dinner of vegetable soup and steamed fish while watching amazing race. 2 huge dollops of haagen dazs macadamia nut brittle and rum raisin for desserts. diet can wait for another couple of days.

i havent done this in a long long time. the ice cream part. life is good :)

Shag daooo

Thank god next Friday got no dance. i swear dance on fridays is the ultimate potong steam thing cos.... it ends at 10pm. its too early to go home but u are already god damn shag. Thanks for having hall prod next Friday so i can GO OUT. (aint gonna go hall prod unless its totally freeeeee)

It was pouring like mad on Saturday. Like the clouds were having a 3months prolonged menses and all hell breaks lose..... but super shiok. slept till 10, woke up den went back to sleep again at 2. Didnt go to cheerobics this year... cos. no interested anymore. nobody i know is inside so.... aiyah no point. Went to meet Carol and Siwei at TGIFridays for dinner.... so coincidentally saw Vonn and Mabel who just had their lunch with the WAT people. hahah. TGIFridays was okkkk. not fantastic but alright i guess....

Went to red dot (again) cos i wanted to use up the voucher (and also cos i wanna save money).... and the funny thing was. MY TABLE WON BINGO AGAIN.... not me la but my fren but SERIOUSLY this is getting freaky cos anyone who is with me will surely win. no shit. Carol asked her super hot german colleague to join us. She's our age but came to Singapore to work with her bf.... and they stay at The Sail (expats shud just die).... got really boring so i zao to go find alexis.....

Bought maggi goreng and chicken wings and beer and hid at out fav hideout spot and whack supper and beer. and then realised that shit man i shud just stayover in hall cos its already 1245am and i dun wanna waste money taking cab home... then come back hall at 9am again for dance. Plus the Chuan Drive bitch also dun have car... zero incentive to go home. so...... I STAYED OVER. super spontaneous pls..... so proud of myself because i seldom do spontaneous things. I am anal that way..... And i am thankful for my frens who allow me to stay in their room as and when i want...... so THANKS HENRY!!! I bathed before sleeping so i didnt dirty ur bed. hahahhaa.

And then before i slept i told the bitch "i think i cant sleep tonite, even thou i am god damn tired. cos its not my bed...... i will probably wake up damn early and eat breakfast"
Then the bitch said "den can u help me buy breakfast plsssss. help me buy porridge.... and if u pass by fruits stall buy fruits for me too okkkkk"
"u think i am ur maid issit?"
"no..... but u are my father. my father always buy breakfast and fruits for me one *watery puppy eyes"
JIBAI. emotional blackmail at its finest. really wanna target my weakest spot (paternal instincts) right...... but props to u cos it worked.

I really CANNOT sleep on hall bed anymore cos its god damn horrible to sleep on. no wonder i had countless sleepless nites when i was still in hall. Shit man dunno if i shud sleep in hall during DU.... or shud i go home..... rolled and flipped ard until i finally finally went to sleep at like 4plus..... woke up at 830am.... and really went to buy breakfast. Like an uncle..... geez.

After almost 4 hours of dance and then preview.... super shagged out. The bitches thinks that i have a mini me in dance which is SO NOT TRUE pls.... how can u even compare me to him. Really never die before rt..... But i gotta say.... this year's DU standard is SO HORRIBLE i am actually thinking twice about asking my colleagues to come watch. later they say i waste their time..... tsk tsk tsk. vetting should totally come back with a vengeance.....

On the way home in cab, me and step were bitching bitching halfway about dance but we were so shagged there was a sudden silence den we concussed all the way until the uncle waked us up..... totally cannot make it pls.... ok so yeah thats all... my spontaneous weekend. gotta love it.

Another bout of spiralling outta control

I am scaring myself.... binge drinking and eating and taking leave just to sleep at home. Totally not proud of it. But i could use a lil break.... with all the crap i am putting out at work. I think it's better this way. Yes?

am i a wild horse that's not meant to be reined?
or am i waiting to be set free?

leaking like MAD

No i am not having period. netiher am i having running nose.... i am talking about my bank account!!! omg i dunno what the hell i have been doing with my money it is draining out like mad man..... i used up all my red packet money, i just received my credit card bill and that was not including the bloody high cut shoes and m denim shirt and now i got to pay for the Rawa trip deposit.... not only mine but alexis's as well.... (ok not her fault i promised to pay first) but still, i am going for dental appt on wed, i just went to see doctor for my stupid eye..... i am semi freaking out right now. totally low on cash. june couldnt come any faster cos i SERIOUSLY need my bonus right abt now.

other than that..... I am totally screwing up the easiest task at work and i am really really very upset with myself. i cant believe i can make such idiotic mathematical mistakes..... and esp at this time of the year when you get judged for the preformance of your work. u kinda wanna leave a good last impression before u get "graded". fuck this shit man.

:)))))

So this week was pretty fun. Besides Friday night, I actually had things to do… Congwei and some of us decided to buy a portable beach volleyball court to use and we finally de-virginised it on Saturday. We were supposed to reach at 10. Then it changed to 12pm…. And everyone only came at like 2pm. Damn those hall idiots.

It was raining quite badly at 1 plus but out of a sudden it became all sunny and bright. Totally can get chao da kind of sun…. we took super long to assemble the court cause we were all noobs and it turned out to be a pretty decent court!! I think there was some Russian fleet week cause there were a lot of eastern European sailors walking around Sentosa…. Some wanted to join us but we were bastards so we said No. hahah.

Lost track of time and luckily it started to rain again, otherwise we wouldn’t have stopped. Had to wait for the monorail at 5pm can u believe it…. Must be the bloody resorts world crowd. Chionged back home to bathe and prepare myself for the long-awaited 8gz 7gz dinner!!!

We went to Spruce!!

2nd time there (hafiz stop trying to close down that place… let them make money) and it was just as good!! I’m glad they liked their food… esp the Ahi Tuna Tartar…. Seriously rocks like anything… and the bread. WOOOOHOOO!!

A much failed photo we tried to take while leaving the place… blame it on condensation  we didn’t get any nice photos that nite with the 7 of us. So sad.

Camwhoring in Cloudy.... sadly i have zero nice photos from the nite.... i either had a very big head (like the red queen), very little hair, or trip chin.... FML

After that we proceeded to Red Dot…. Fav hangout place…. We swore not to go back there but we ended up at that place anyway. We were just in time to play BINGO!!! We always won when we went and TRUE ENOUGH, 5minutes into the game...

yours truly struck gold!!! Told ya I had luck….. looks like we have to go back there after DU again!!! :))

We had a lot of fun, talking and gossiping, talking about menses, rawa and bitching in general. And of cos all the camwhoring whilst getting semi-tipsy

With my.... erm. bitch...

and the young'uns

Went to meet Khalid, Haikel and Irfan afterwards to club. Quite awful cos there were 1million people and the music was quite sucky. Was rather tired too so I went home at 2am.

Didn’t do anything much today… except celebrate my grandma’s 80th birthday at Crystal Jade Palace at Taka!!! WOOHOOO damn shiok please… we polished off 4 bottles of fine with crab roe shark’s fin, peking duck, plus loads of other goodies…. Diet be gone!!


Yeap. Indeed a very happy weekend…. Finally I had something fun to do… anyway, if u were wondering what the hell i was doing with a denim shirt...

well..... i tot i could pull this off......

can i say.... EPIC SUCCESS..... hhahahahahahahaa kidding la freak. but ok la 1/4 way there..... the things i do for fashion. Aye.... i dun get it.... i always think i look ok in mirror before i leave house but when i take photos i always look like shit. if i smile i look like i am a squirrel storing nuts in my cheeks.... but if i dun smile i look like shit. HOW U TELL ME. FML. maybe i really need to use some face slimming cream... and soak my head in brandy everynite. :(((((

Always have a plan B

So as some of u may know i was tasked to organise a company retreat.... which was why i went to Treetop walk to recee 2 weeks back.... today was supposed to be the day we went...... and IT RAINED of ALL DAYS......

i was lying on my bed.... my stomach was aching so i was awake. den i heard the familiar pittapatter of RAIN. fuck. i looked at my clock... it was 730am. the bus was supposed to pick up my colleagues from office at 845am and i was supposed to meet them there directly.... so i was hoping it would stop raining soon.... 745.... 755.... i could take it anymore. the rain doesnt seem to be subsiding... FML... i was lying on my bed thinking of a plan b. Problem was i DIDNT have a plan b because i tot the weather these 2 weeks was so UNBELIEVABLY hot and dry it cant POSSIBLY rain today..... so i was like fuck fuck fuck i am so screwed i need to find something to do for 3 hours in the morning.....

so i tot and tot whilst smsing all my colleagues to "just get on the bus. i will think of something".... fuck. panicking like hell pls..... i switched on my comp at 8....and came up with the WONDERFUL idea of watching movie... gotta love that... and then i scrolled and scrolled and finally i found out that AMK hub was playing Alice in Wonderland at 1030am. PERFECT. so i smsed everyone "get your ass to AMK hub we are watching movie"..... i am so clever..... just before we were about to go into the cinema.... the rained stop and the sun was shining so brightly... geez thanks god. what a way to fuck with me...... L

Good thing was no one watches movie at 1030am on a wednesday so the theatre was empty as hell. the lucky thing was none of my colleagues have watched the movie yet (except me) but u know..... gotta sacrifice for the greater good.... im just too nice. Here's a song i really love from the movie



went to Rice Table buffet @Orchard to whack some indon food for lunch.... very nice for $17.88 nett!!!! and 15% discount for stand chart credit card.... wooohoo!! den we took the coach back to AMK to do charity work at some elderly day care centre!

We were supposed to like make drinks for them and make bread.... the charity home person was like SO WHO WANTS TO MAKE THE DRINKS.... no one stepped up so I DID. *pats back. they have the really authentic cloth sieve and everything.... and everyone was like flooding me with orders.... 2 KOPI 4 KOPI OH SIEWW DAIIII.... 5 TEHHHHH please i was like hello hello chill pls i am doing this for the first time.... now i wun blame the coffeeshop uncle for forgetting our orders anymore.... its not easy pls...

i was really surprised that the day care centre was located at a hdb flat, like the first 3 stories were all for this purpose.... really very intrigued.... learnt that actually some of the ah mahs and ah peks met there and got married.... so sweet right. den one guy who was living alone in the upper floors died for one week and no one knew.... and i was think "fuck thats going to be me in 50 years time. i will die and no one will know"...... aiyah. so sad. scouting for my future home... it was quite nice but sad at the same time cos i REALLY DUN WANNA END UP THERE NEXT TIME.

So yeah.... thats about it.... moral of the story is..... ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN B. the rain will just fuck u up when u least expect it.

I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs...

But i think it's better for me to shut up.... nothing good's ever gonna come outta it.

on an unrelated note, hopefully everything will work out fine come june :) crossing my fingers.

Everybody's fine

I expected to watch an indie comedy on a Sunday nite, chill out... relax a lil. But it turned out to be a totally depressing movie...



Not to say i didnt like it.... it has it's own poignant moments... no climax but it just draws u in. and the last part, BAM... almost made me cry. so if u have the time u can go to here to watch free online versions of the movie (which are in very good quality). Make me want to have kids man....

so damn bloody hot

wah shit man i just went to take a shower expecting cold water and it totally felt like i had the heater on.... Fuck.

Anyway my fridays are getting more boring as the weeks go by..... totally nothing to do please.... except dance. no one wants to go out everyone wants to stay in. WHAT IS THIS. Went to celebrate JP's bday at Minds.... was supposed to reach at 730pm but step was late (as usual) to pick me up and somehow there was a massive jam at upper srgn road.... sian. so we only got there at 810pm. Felt damn bad cos i got to go meet water to watch movie 1 1/2 hours later...... but we had fun while it lasteddddddd...... played some new zombie games which was quite fun.... and the cheesy fish and chips still rocks....

So i met a very depressed water to go watch Alice in Wonderland.... and i asked him "why u so emo. issit because aili is not around"...... "no.... cos i met my jc classmate and he said i was fat.... and he gave a very shocked face"..... hahaha gotta love that. i am not the only guy obsessed about my weighttttt. Alice in Wonderland was alright i guess.... was pretty funny at some parts.... esp the Red Queen and the twins.... LOL please. But overall i thot it was pretty boring for a Tim Burton movie..... Even Sweeny Todd was better. Perhaps they are also cashing in on the 3D movie hype cos it would have been quite nice in 3D but it was already sold out so watever.... Went to eat supper at maxwell and whacked 2 plates of orh luah.... and then i turned to water and said "you realise this is why u are fat right?" uh huh... gotta tell it like is....

Went out to shop just now. SUPER HOT la wah lao.... went to scout for high cut shoes and in the end ended up with a 189bucks (shuddap i know its ex) adidas shoes.... which look damn nice but it somehow looks weird when i wear it. SIAN. but dun care la.... i wanted a pair since forever and i was feeling (faux) rich so just whack la right.... so ta da here u go.... my high cut shoes (which in fact isnt very high cut anyways)

Sorry for the flaring nostrils.... u bitches better say its nice... if not i will slap u.... den den den i suddenly remembered looking at Style : MEN and recalled that denim stuff are super in this season so i went round scouting for denim-looking shirts.... saw one at GAP budden wanted to see if my fav Zara had a similar one too.... AND THEY DID.... so happy pls. my 101th zara top... i didnt even think what i can match it with but heck la i just needed to get one.... wah lao. 2 impulse buys in a day. FML. i think i shud wear my shoes till holes appear in the soles....

ok...... very hot very hot. cannot take it.... gonna take a shower now. BYE.

Imma rude boy. DEAL WITH IT.

So i was just minding my own business today... almost 6pm and i was rushing like mad to finish some work for my boss. I was supposed to leave work at 6pm to meet the rest for MQ's bday.... den this bloody tele-marketeer had to call and PISS ME OFF. She sounded like a early 40s loser auntie....

"errr hello is this Mr Tan Cheong Chye"

anyone who starts off like this is obviously either an insurance salesperson, from California Gym or some random bo liao person who wants to promote some shitty ass product that doesnt work

"er ya. how can i help you?"
"I am calling from XXX company.... dun worry.... *static static... i am not selling u anything... just wanted to let you know that you have been selected by my company for a free makeover..."

FUCK MAN really wanna tell me i need a make-over right.... JIBAI.

"sorry not interested. Bye"..... den i went back to rush for my work la.... not 10 secs later i saw the same number ring.... i just left it alone.... den as i was taking the lift up to my my aceo it rang again..... den of cos i sibei dulan already right.... DUN U KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HINT.... i hung up my phone. twice.... left my paper on my boss's desk and took the lift down back to my office.... den it rang again.... fuck man. needy clingy turns me off if you dun already know.... esp when i am rushing for time and have NO TIME TO ENTERTAIN U.

So i was really pissed off and i asnwer my phone and said "Yes? What do u want?"

"eh i havent even said anything why you hang up my phone?"

"err ya i already said i am not interested"

"but i havent even said anything how do you know you are not interested? It's VERY rude to just hang up the phone like that you know.... do you know you it's very RUDE?" She sounded really pissed.... but trust me i was even piss-er

"yeah i know i am very rude. anything else? No right? Ok bye"

BITCH MAN YOU REALLY WANNA CALL ME BACK AND BITCH TO ME. u have NO IDEA WHO U ARE MESSING WITH. If i had the time to bitch u back, and if my colleague is not with me in the lift, this is what i would have said

1. First of all, i am the customer and i am NOT OBLIGED in anyway to listen to you crap
2. 2nd of all, you are a fucking low-lifer who promotes things on the phone so kindly fuck off and leave me alone. i have better things to do.
3. 3rdly, you obviously sound like a person who needs a fucking makeover MORE THAN I DO BITCH.
4. and who are u to tell me i am RUDE when u keep calling like i am your boyfriend u fucking loser.
5. AND YES I AM RUDE. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. THIS IS YOUR JOB.

U better not catch me at a wrong time if not i will screw up UPSIDE DOWN AND INSIDE OUT. Tele-marketers, together with credit card promoters at MRTs and insurance agents should seriously just go to hell.

Sometimes...

Sometimes i like to pick a fight for no reason... just because i haven't quarrel with someone for very long

Sometimes i like to stay up very late, even thou i am super tired... just because i'd rather not waste my time sleeping

Sometimes i wear the ugliest combi of clothes to work... just because i feel like looking like shit

Sometimes i make up stories in my head.... because it's easier to explain things which i dun understand

Sometimes i treat u like shit... just cause i think it is an easier way out

Sometimes i get very bitchy after work... because i can't act that way during 9 to 5 and all that pent up frustration gets the better of me

Sometimes i do self destructive things... because most self destructive things feels oh so good when u are doing it

Sometimes i feel like the sanest person on earth.... when in fact i am slowly going crazy

Sometimes.... sometimes..... sometimes....

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"There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart."

how true.

Beeezeeeeeee

Besides the usual dance practices which have been eating up all my time, i had to plan for my division's outing and organise a house party for my dance mates.

Woke up damn early on Saturday and got papa to send me to MacRitchie Reservoir to recee for the treetop walk.... alone. Aiyah i think i am so used to doing everything alone.... At first i tot i would be the only person there cos seriously who would wake up so early to go reservoir for walk.... wah lao so wrong pls. So many angmohs and school children and families running/hiking/jogging/walking there already. and i tot i was early to reach at 930am.

Researched a bit on the trail previously and it was supposed to be like a 6km hike with "difficult" difficulty and i was thinking normally they would overexaggerate this kinda things.... 6km only wat right. wah lao really very long lor the walk..... knn walk and walk and walk. walk until my legs wanna give way. summore the slopes were like killer slopes... ok la. healthy living so cannot complain. breathe the freshest air.... not bad not bad. and the treetop walk was kinda unnerving cos it swayed and it was so high and i am afraid of heights and i keep imaging the bridge snapping halfway and how i would fall and kena impaled by a random tree below. den my legs went soft... can u say w.u.s.s.y.

Den i took a cab home and wanted to eat macs so badly cos i was so hungry budden i self control and i ended up eating chap chye peng... drenched in curry. so..... aiyah same same but different. den i was so tired i ended up crashing on ma bed for 2 hours. so shiok. but i woke up more tired than ever.... sian sia... no effect one. knn.

wait wait and waited for them to come.... finally reached at 8. my eyes almost closing watching channel 8 (lame show). those crazy asses whacked the food like refugees i got a bit scared... really like never eat before beehoon and kong bak bao right.... ki siao. play poker till about 12plus den EAT SUMMORE. zhen de shi.... bottomless pits pls......

dismas and ct ended up staying the night which was.... quite fun. cos hardly people ever bunk in my home... like chalet. hahah. but not so fun cos i had to share blanket with dismas and he knn sleep so far away... and he snores (jovita good luck) like he's gonna choke on his tongue. den cough like mad. quite funny.... and ct has smelling fetish cos she likes to smell everything. i have weird frens.

Woke up, went back hall to dance (summore).... really very tired... ARGH tired like mad. summore got stiff neck. FML. yay. ok i am gonna speed write the rest of the post cos i wanna eat potato chips now. and i cant wait....

YAY another week of work. SO SEXCITING. cant wait. cos got 2 new colleagues coming.... more newbies for me to tekan. hHAHA kidding kidding. i so nice where got tekan. always nice to have new people to perk things up in the office. ok la thats all.... no plans again next week super sian.

ask me out ah. ok bye.

Love is Blind

I need to find more frens.

So the past week was a pretty short one, with only 3 days at the office. quite bearable. Having no plans the entire weekend was however, not so cool.... i was this close to watching a movie myself again on a friday nite until dismas messaged me at work... one thing led to another and we ended up meeting aili and water for dinner at ECP. yay!

met them at Simei to wait for aili to pick us up... having a car rocks. cos u get to go to inaccessible places like ECP. havent been there in about 100years and that place has changed so much! Settled for ramen which was so-so and then headed over to the beach to chill with beer and talk cock. like a prelude to Rawa which i am totally looking forward to... need a break desperately. Accompanied the indon to fetch his indon wife from the airport. Since the ramen was so unsatisfying, we went to whack some Popeyes which was lipsmackingly GUD. yummo. my life is ovah! (oh side note, i weighed myself before cny and i was like 72.45kg. the lightest i haven been in like 3 years. but i'm pretty sure i've gained it all back by now. FML)

Woke up at a ridculous time of 7am on saturday to go temple and pray. wah lao too tired man. luckily there wasnt a lot of people at the temple otherwise i would have kicked up a major hissyfit to my parents for dragging me there at such a godforsaken hour. Went back home and plonked myself to sleep and woke up for lunch with my aunties and uncles to celebrate my sister's bday. another huge meal... another i-really-shudnt-be-eating-so-much-but-oh-heck-its-the-7th-day-of-cny-so-eff-it moment. rushed down to FK house for some poker which i totally lost... but watever la. i have money to lose.

went back home and waited for khalid to call me out to club... which he never did. so last minute plan... called cbn and weijie to come my block's void deck to eat macs and drink. gotta love frens who are as uncle as me.... geez.... really wanna drink at void deck la... *shudders at the thought of turning into an uncle. And then we were like "omg we are damn loser.... 3 guys with nothing to do on a saturday nite".... and then weijie was like "erm no i came here from another gathering so technically u are the only loser".... FML. I need to find more frens. hahaha.

last time meeting cbn before he leaves for secret mission to sweden for work for 3months.... and when he returns he only has 2 weeks to prepare for his wedding. hahaha. sucks to be him. OH and i am going to be the emcee for his wedding... so exciting pls! this is only like my 2nd time being emcee... the first time was when my auntie got married and i was only like... what, jc2? got roped in last minute to emcee the eng part which i totally rocked cos i am so meant for the stage. and i get to use my jacket!!! designer garb from zara hello.

made some last minute plans to meet alexis bitch just now cos she just came back and god knows i need me some alexis love. so i had to meet her.... had early dinner at brotzeit dun play play. and it was happy hour at 430pm so YAY to us. shared 1L beer and a GIGANTIC portion of deep fried pork fillet with wedges and salad to neutralise the porkiness.... omg.... really la i need to eat another week of fish soup starting from next week.... bitch behind people's back again. thats how we roll... and then emo a bit again when it started to rain. I was facing the Resorts World the entire time and was thinking how UGLY it looks from harborfront... like a hot mess. Came back home and discovered my parents went over to my sisters house so YAY i am alone and i LOVE IT.

I know u must be really sick of me whining about work but yes. sucks that its a monday again.... no more holidays till like......Good Friday which is like in APRIL. wtf man so that means 5 day weeks from now till then. fuckfuckfuck. i am so SICK OF THIS,

oh and yes i have been snoring. ever since last week when my mother commented that i was "snoring damn loudly" in my sleep.... it's happening again... whats worse is i hear myself snoring!!! wah lao. sian. you know the period when u are almost going to sleep but not really asleep yet... that limbo zone of not here not there. YES. thats the time when i always hear myself snoring and i get so grossed out i jolt myself op from bed. it happened TWICE today while i was taking my nap. dayum i used to be such a quiet sleeper but now.... argh. sian. its either i really very tired.... or i have lost control of my tongue when i am sleeping. either way..... SUCKS TO BE ME.

New Year Resolution No. 1

Thou shalt keep my mouth shut and mind my own business.... i need to just care abt my own life. which is non-existent.

We weren't making up stories afterall

i knew it. i knew something was up. no wonder u didnt reply to my sms-es. too busy doing something else eh?

on a totally seperate note.... i have been wearing purple to work since early last year. when i first wore it.... people were giving me snide remarks like "oooh interesting color" and we all know what that means... please. its the 21st century. if you wanna equate wearing purple with being gay, u are clearly a neanderthal... interestingly 4 of those people have starting wearing purple... not just normal lavender but royal purple. ROYAL. So next time, stop commenting on what i wear because i OBVIOUSLY know what i am doing and u OBVIOUSLY dun. Feels good to be leading fashion trends at ma workplace..... bitches.

Forlorn

did you think it was funny? it was cute? cos it's neither and it just made me feel awful....

Happy Tiger Year!!.... or not

So apparently this is a super lucky year for us Pig(lets).... but as some of you might know i lost my phone while clubbing.... the nite of first day of CNY. Can you say *FML* to the maximum spider.... Sian

ok anyway... the first day was spent going to my mother's side relatives... we seldom go to my father side relatives cos... they are bo chup that way. haha. Usually meet at my grandma's house first.... first picture of the year of the TIGER!!

So this year i opted for the... plaid geek chic look which actually i didnt choose... more like fashion trends chose it for me cos EVERYWHERE is selling ONLY plaid. NICE NOT!! Rockin those red shoes... hahha

Normally me and my family go to 5 houses and basically we are done for the rest of CNY. we are.... how should I say this in a nice way...... LAZY PEOPLE.

Some photos during the day:

me and auntie joleen

me, my uncle and aunt hazel.... we are 3 generations of piggies. all 12 years apart. Super good luck ah this picture cos pigs have the best luck in 2010!!

aunt joleen and a michelin marshmellow baby girl.... who is only 5months old.

me and mama who was in the same colors as me...

So that nite... that faithful nite i went to zirca.... it was jampacked.... like sardines.... me and my frens only got into the club at 1am and the moment. Literally the MOMENT i stepped into the dance floor... i felt my pocket and realised my phone wasnt there anymore. F.U.C.K M.Y L.I.F.E totally. i went from super happy to a moment of panic and then.... i went round pushing people, trying to look for my hp on the floor which is IMPOSSIBLE cause it was... jampacked like sardines as i said.... uber sad. my 6months old baby Nokia E71. Haikel and Khalid tried calling but it was already off. so which means... SOMEONE TOOK IT. i curse u muthafucker with a life of genital warts, syphillis and gonnorhea.... fucktard.

So the rest of the nite was totally no in the mood to do anything and i eff-ed off at 3am. and the drama doesnt end there... cos its CNY there were totally NO TAXI and 100million people on the streets so everyone was busy cutting in front of one another getting cabs which were mostly red-lighted which meant FML again... i lingered ard Clarke Quay but soon discovered it was near to impossible to get a cab there so i walked all the way to BUGIS. Finally managed to get into one at 356am (i checked the monitor when i got on).... i literally had to BEG the uncle cos he was changing shift at Eunos... "uncle can la can la. hg and eunos very near PLSSSS". gotta love begging. i was this close to kneeling and kowtowing.

The second day i was still quite distraught from losing my phone. totally cut off from civilisation (come to think of it i rather lose my wallet at this point cos there is nothing that impt in it. i learnt my lesson the last time someone stole my wallet and i no longer carry my ic in it)..... woke up, bathed, changed into green (lucky 2nd day color) and walked out to buy toto (which i didnt win. FUCK). and then i felt SO RESTLESS cos i had NOTHING to do at home i went out to watch VALENTINE'S DAY alone. ok this would be the point when u scream into your monitor "OMG TAN CHEONG CHYE U LOSER"..... shuddap i like watching movies alone. especially sucky ones like valentine's day. but i redeemed my uob credit card points so i got to watch a movie on a PH for FREE. not so loser afterall eh!!!! hahahaha. (footnote: it is really quite a horrible show which started off fine but got too clever for its own good towards the end. but i still liked it cos... its cheesy)

This morning, I pia-ed all the way to compasspoint to get my replacement sim card at 1040am and realised it's only open at 11. FUCK. realised that i cant possibly afford ANY phone cos i just re-contracted my line 6 months ago so it costs 568bucks to get back my E71 and over 1000bucks for an iphone. UBER sian... so i dunno what to do now.... i am using my sister's sony ericsson which i have never used before and it is totally fucking up the way i type messages. SIAN. oh well... praying for my 4d to strike tmr and $880k toto!!! HUAT ARRRRRHH!!!

went to my uncles house for lunch and watched a SUPER LAME chinese movie 72 Tenants of prosperity. which is a total waste of time besides a few lol moments. it beens eons since i've watched chinese movies... the last one was like red cliff..... 1. hahaha. there is a reason why i refuse to watch chinese show cos... they basically suck balls.

more photos taken during and after dinner:

yu sheng!

Everyone at the table

my bro-in-law and ma sis

my family sans papa who was sitting at the other side

walking ard the park after dinner!!

ok.... 4 days of holiday is OVAH.... time to go back to work tmr *sobz. and if u THINK u are my fren, do send me an sms of your contact and pls state your name to 97370855. THANKS!!!!

Signing off!!

BABOOSH!!!

Ramblings.....

1. My sorethroat is BACK. i am inclined to believe that i have some form of throat cancer. or maybe i have been bitching behind people's back too often. ahhh there is this thing called karma afterall.

2. As part of a preventive measure to counter the foreseeable weight gain during the festive season, i had bittergourd fish soup on thurs fri and monday.... mind u its just soup. no beehoon or rice. and all that effort has gone to waste cause i had supper last nite at geylang... and i ate mcwings today. FML.

3. i think my knees are getting unnecessarily tortured by my constant dancing. last nite even before practice started while i was teaching steps, a bout of sharp pain hit my right knee and i momentarily just stopped at where i was standing..... and prayed that it would go away. thankfully it did..... my knees have been very "sour" since.

4. i need a holiday desperately soon otherwise i am gonna go berserk from work. cant wait for june 18. PLEASE june 18.... rawa rawa here i come. oh yes and i get my bonus in june too. fantastic.

5. i hate it that US drama serials have mid season break.... like why do they even wanna DO THAT. i dun understand. i have absolutely NOTHING to do when i am at home.

6. i finally got my new socks!! and my belt broke for no reason so now i got a new belt too!! :))

7. having my 2nd mid week drink since dance was cancelled today. never knew so many good things can come from cancelling dance. we shud cancel dance more often.

ok thats all...... BYE

The perfect song to listen to while driving down ECP at night....

Heartbreak Warfare - John Mayer

Lightning strikes

Inside, my chest to keep me up at night

Dream of ways

To make you understand my pain

Clouds of sulfur in the air

Bombs are falling everywhere

It's heartbreak warfare

Once you want it to begin,

No one really ever wins

In heartbreak warfare

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

Drop his name

Push it in and twist the knife again

Watch my face

As I pretend to feel no pain

Clouds of sulfur in the air

Bombs are falling everywhere

It's heartbreak warfare

Once you want it to begin,

No one really ever wins

In heartbreak warfare.

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

If you want more love,

why don't you say so?

Just say so...

How come the only way to know how high you get me

is to see how far I fall

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me

but I can't break through at all.

It's a heartbreak...

I don't care if we don't sleep at all tonight

Let's just fix this whole thing now

I swear to God we're gonna get it right

If you lay your weapon down

Red wine and ambien

You're talking shit again, it's heartbreak warfare

Good to know it's all a game

Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak warfare.

if i were a girl i would be totally in love with John Mayer even thou he is protrayed as a major douchebag in the media, which i dun understand why.

Presenting

LADY TATANIA!!!!

Glamourous day look. out for a sunday brunch....

Working class girl. working the lanes of Geylang Lor 18

Funky PARTY girl look!!!

I think i look like a cheap pinoy prostitute from hell.... EPIC FAIL. thank god i am born a guy.

If u wanna do a (or several) makeover for yourself please go to Taaz Makeover!!

PS i am REALLY bored cos there is nothing to watch today.... and no thanks to yunn for linking me to the webby hahaha

when you touch meeeeeee.

uh huh uh huh what a boring weekend pls. aiyah. everyday dance dance dance fuck man sibei overkill. everyday also must bend knee bend back FML. semi regretting joining 2 items. i dun have any time to do any other things... everytime go back hall have to go back in stealth mode if not people think i cannot move on. (FOR THE RECORD: i have and i am just there to dance. full stop.) Den gotta spend 100bucks taking taxi home. everyday go office macam zombie until people ask me why u look so tired.

chinese new year is (almost) here. the only good thing that comes out of it is the long weekend and angpao. no longer lookin forward to snack on bak kwa/pineapple tarts or visiting. god damn repetitive. i just wanna be alone in my hermit crab shell.

rant rant rant........ when u touch meeeeeeeee. yeah u want meeeeeeeeee. huu huu huu rrrrripapalay huu huu. hahaha whiny old bitch. *slaps self. gaaaaaaaahhhhhhh i am so bored. and i am so sick of this.

i have never

felt so uninspired about shopping my entire life. i literally had to DRAG myself thru orchard road just to find a lousy top to match match my jeans and red shoes.... and i found NOTHING. i was SO TIRED and cranky and my legs were sore..... i ended up buy yet another plaid shirt from zara. YES another zara shirt. my 100th.

Turns out...

I have tonsilitis afterall....