The REAL deal

arghhhh i really really have too much time in my hands!! Anw here's the opening to Season 6 of America's Next Top Model!!



Apparently there's someone called Fu2 Rong2 Dan4.... tragic. How tragic.

Okay, and i noe all this model model crap is getting on your nerves. But please do NOT judge me. ANTM is my only guilty pleasure.... (i swear *crosses fingers*)

One word--- FABULOUS!

Who said there wasn't an ANTMM?

Look what i found on youtube!!! haha.... i wanna be one of them!! Seriously, youtube suck HOURS of precious time away.



In case u are wondering..... all these people are already real models... some guy just had too much free time to make this video.....completely fictional!!

Some kinda education huh?

the more i take exams in NUS, the more i feel like i have no idea what i am doing..... just had my soil mechanics paper.... i was basically dumping in formulas, frantically flipping thru notes and textbooks, praying to find similar questions...... fortunately i did for a few parts....

So after 2 1/2 hours of manic inference (which i am quite a master at already), i walked out of the exam hall, not knowing where the past 150mins went, not knowing wat the question actually requires, not knowing what i actually did, but basically just manic photocopying. its like i just zoned out for a period of time.....

some kinda education huh.

FIGHT AIDS!!

Help to spread the message.... together we can fight AIDS

Revenge of the slut

Ok, i am not a mean person. And i hate to waste my time on nonsensical remarks. but it has come to my knowledge that some people have been posting anonymous vicious remarks abt me in my blog.

i could very well just delete them, but i choose to believe that i am better than that. So i will just leave it there and let it rot itself away into oblivion.

And while i am at anonymous remarks, let me just say that they are very annoying. why dun u just leave ur name down? come on, do everyone here a favour.

PS: i am not a deluded bitch, just a resident B Block slut. so i guess that makes me a deluded slut.

Just me and my "auntie" red shorts

Sigh, something happened during dinner today that made me sad

Tat: eh Cheong Chye why are u wearing those shorts?

Me: why eh what's wrong?

Tat: very auntie eh.

At that point, the whole dining hall goes quiet, everyone stops what they are doing and dart their eyes at my shorts. i swear i could hear the crickets mating somewhere out there....

first of all, let me just clarify that that red shorts of mine is

a) not a pair of boxers
b) not auntie. and neither am i
c) and is totally 100% from Zara. Madrid.

I dun think Zara would produce auntie shorts, thank you very much. DAMN U TAT!!!!

Model Behaviour

OK. some people surf the net playing games, some people surf the net to chat. Hell, some people surf the net lookin' at people gettin' it on.

But me? i surf the net looking at gorgeous pictures of high end fashion labels. or as the french calls it- haute couture.... even the name has a distinct air of superiority.

And the more i look at the good looking bastards and bitches, the more i wanna be a model..... not just any model. a SUPERMODEL!! Someone who stomps and struts the runway... from Milan, to New York, from Madrid to Paris.

haha having a zoolander moment here but seriously, look at the recent publicity pictures of Dolce & Gabbana. it's a teeny weenie bit gay but who the hell cares.... i wanna be able to look good, wear nice clothes, pout and make big bucks all at the same time......

So all u talent scouts out there..... i swear i will do whatever it takes to be HUGE. i noe i am not the most body beautiful person out there but heck, there's photoshop..... and i look edgy god dammit. so there ya go. Make me a SUPERMODEL model model model model *echos*

Update!!

30sec update on the current state of things-

1. someone just called me sexy. no way you say.... WAY!

2. not very stressed about the exams and hence....

3. no pimple outbreaks yet

4. Love the rain, hate the mosquitoes

5. Still wallowing in self misery....

6. hair very long and curly.... very gross. but determined to keep it long (or at least longer than usual)

7. very hungry...... need-chocolate-now.

8. in love with Rascal Flatt's What Hurts the Most

there ya go..... peace out y'all

House of the 2nd Floorers

2nd Floor Tribute!!

Slightly tipsy. after the inaugural 2nd floor supper/drinking session (check out the OBSCENE and COPIOUS amts of liquor in front of the picture). which is probably going to be our last. Kinda bittersweet end to my 2 years in KR. Bitter because only 4 out of 16 of us will be left (myself included) but sweet becos memories that i shared with all of you will be kept in my heart forever.

Here's a tribute to all you awesome 2nd floorers out there:

See Yong- thanks for all the time you came to my room to bitch abt hall politics and accompanied me to suntan at the pool. your laughter is infectious and i thank god that u will still be around with me next year.

Jiann Haur- i dun really know u that well, since u stay at the other end of the floor, but i appreciate your support of Da Bomb Comm when i was still part of it.

Tong Dee- I thank you for all the countless times i borrow formal belt, long sleeve shirt from you for all the dance and presentation i had. You dun appear very often, but the few times u do, u bring life to the place.

Zhe Shien- Part of the threesome of Desmond and Weimin. Also, i thank you for lending me formal belt and socks for my dance pracs (as you can see i am quite the leech-er). and also for being the butt of all jokes during gatherings. hahaha

KeeLong- you came in only this year. but no matter where u go, you make your presence felt. And this is the same when u are on our floor. Thanks for being part of 2nd floor!!

Jayston- i dun know u too well either, but yeah. thanks for being part of 2nd floor!

Eugene (alumni 2nd floor-er)- dude, i do feel bad that we indirectly forced u to move up to 6 floor. but thanks for all the opera singing when you were ard. haha. a true chameleon.

Zhonghan- i do feel bad for the little fiasco we had. and i do apologise for everything. shit happens thats all i can say. Thanks for all the guitar tips, althou i stopped learning. and for all the music sharing sessions. you will be sorely missed when u go Imperial next year. dun come back a cao ang moh!

Desmond- i enjoyed the times we played mahjong at your place. but i hated the way u treated pple like shit whenever u didnt feel like it. but i guess that's u huh? haha. and thanks for downloading the movies for me. u pirate!

Weimin- it's unfortunate that u live opposite me, yet i probably know the least abt you. but i did enjoy the few times we had and for being such a considerate neighbour.

Chong Yunn- what can i say. fellow dancer, fellow funka teammate. thanks for keeping me sane during funka practices (u know why). Hopefullly i had been a nice neighbour. haha!

Daniel- Eh Mr Perh. You are like always not ard because of ur race car thingy. but i guess we had fun watching Rent together with JP, and when i went to ur room to talk cock the other time. Good luck with the race car!!

JP- i am glad you came into my life. you are one wierd character..... always talking without going thru your da nao (big brain).... and what often comes out are often one liners that will stun even the most sedate of men. "Thanks" for all the whining and groaning that emits from your room whenever you get xian or get stuck doing tutorials and lab reports. Sorry ur NOC dream didnt work out, but at least u still have SEP!!

Chazz- what can i say. u are da best la, best fren! i thank you for accepting who i am, but i hate it that u always make me rush my assignments so u can take mine and copy!!! haha. but seriously,
i thank you and JP for moving up to 2nd floor. It is the best thing that ever happen to me. You will definitely be missed and i do hope that u will keep the promise u made to urself. otherwise u are not a man. Do come online once in a while when u are gone. otherwise i will skin you alive. you got that?? Life will never be the same without u here....

So that's all from me.... tears are rolling down, slowly but surely, as i type this. you all will be sorely missed when u are gone, and i do treasure the times we shared, for being a phantom floor, but not so phantom among ourselves. It has been an AWESOME AWESOME 2 years.... and life wudnt be the same without you guys. Take care..... laters ma bros.

Baby don't Cry

Currently wallowing in self-misery and sadness.... yes. contrary to popular belief, guys do have pms too. Come on. be nice. make me happy..... stay, stupid fork, the slut needs company. now that everyone is gone....

Mes Amis du LAF3203...

Its funny how people always start missing things that they dun usually give a damn abt, right before it disappears. take my french class for example. I used to have a love-hate relationship with french classes. it takes up 6 hours of my time per week (not including translating chunks of alien language), i always feel stressed going to class, afraid that the tutor would ask me questions that je ne comprends pas.... the tonnes of essays and comprehensions.

But now that my final french module is abt to come to an end, i kinda am gonna miss my frens. i am going to miss how dingying always complain to me how sick she is, i am going to miss how xiaowen always complains abt being tired, how we always am4 chio3 (silent laugh) whenever boon hian does something OUT OF THIS WORLD... i am going to miss my twin Siang Chye (somehow french pple cannot differentiate our names) and all the new frens i have made. i am going to miss french classes and that's the truth. no matter how much i deteste the language, it's going to be part of me forever. at least i hope.

gonna miss all of u, mes amis!!

this is like the worst week ever. i got backache, i got lao sai, i got backache again, i got cheated to go to NEWater plant, that stupid tour guide treated all of us NUS students like lame primary school kids...... still got wat. oh i tought i lost my phone, only to realise it was in my jeans all along (i am such a GENIUS!!!) and after all that running in the rain to arts den to central lib den back to hall. seriously. ta ma de.

den i went to wala wala for the first time (therefore the incorrect spelling), gotten high, and all my troubles became soooooo much clearer AFTER the alcohol, which cost me 19bucks. wahhhh seriously.

Daniel Powter had a bad day, i think i am having a bad week..... no no make that a bad semester.

Quote from Nicolas Chaplin:

"i don't support marriage. But that doesn't mean i don't support sexual relations ah!"

only in his lessons do you get to talk about sex.... and stuff. really gonna miss his lessons once this semester is over.

I AM A PORN STAR WATCH ME SHAG!! Your Porn Star Name Is...

Jerry Jackme

What's" Your Porn Star Name?

And if all things fail..... i guess i can always bank on my Jerry Jackme alter-ego for some quick cash. Now if only there was an adult video industry in Singapore.....

After weeks and weeks of sweat, Dance Uncensored '06 finally came to an end last nite. Kinda bittersweet as always.... having mild withdrawal symptoms now. I guess as humans, we hold dear what is close to our hearts, but all good things must come to an end. It may be my last dance nite so, yeah. Thoroughly enjoyed myself the past 2 nites... cause it reminds me of last year, my very first DU.... and i got to do it with my bestest pal yet again. so thats always good....

Gotta thank my partner Olea from Kissing a Fool, Celia the Slut and Xinwei my first love from The Ultimate Betrayal.... i do apologize if i made u girls fall suring those stunt carrying sessions... yeah, i am not so strong hehe. And also for accidentally bua-ing places where i am not suppose to bua.... erm yes. you know wat i mean.

To the Bingjia, Yanhe, Shawn and Jinxian, the guys from kissing a fool, good job y'all..... definitely not amateurs in my opinions. We have all improved tremendously since the first practice so be proud.

To the girls who help me put on my make up.... i cudnt have done it without you. So thanks to Aili, Xinli, Huizhi and Peichoo.

And to all other dancers that i have worked with, thank you for this memory, i will hold dear to my heart.

Lastly to my bestest friend Chazz for sharing this wonderful experience with me despite being a royal pain in the ass!! Smoking his lungs away, as well as mine from 2nd hand smoke.... hopefully we get to do this next year, thou that is highly unlikely.

So yeah, that's it for dance for now. Back to reality and studying. Cya folks for RAG!!



Me and the smoke-a-pack-a-day Chazz

The Guys from Kissing A Fool and choreo ChangChin

Arggggh!! Twins Effect!! (thanks for the contact lens tips)

The big family of the Ultimate Betrayal

The First Love and the Slut

Stages of A Woman's Life (plus their men)

i think i just realised something-- i'd always need something to fix.

i try to fix other people's problems, i try to fix their lives, i try to make everyone happy, hoping that by fixing someone else, it'll make me happy that i exist... But the truth is, it's me who needs fixing. but no one seems to get it.

I'd always need something to fix, and that's going to get me nowhere

French tutorial lesson with Nicolas Chaplin was a hoot! It always ends up being a place for him to demonstrate how unorthodox and politically incorrect he is.

Case in point being:

*insert french-accented English wherever appropriate*

"Technology is a very scary thing ah (he speaks singlish)! For example in India, 3/4 of the population are males. You noe why ah? Because when the women use western technology to see the sex of the bébé, they abort if it's a girl. So the government can either turn all the men gay, or all the men will fight for the girls ah!"

-Nicolas Chaplin, 20 March 2006

right. nuff said.
P/S: he lives at seletar air base... absolutely ridiculous... but super fun nonetheless.

I shall name today's entry ---- "Curiosity Killed The Cat"

As far as i could remember, my weight usually hovers around 65kg... 66kg MAX. Little did i know that middle-age weight problems would strike me so soon... and i had to be kaypoh enuff to discover this awful truth myself.

Day: March 17th
Time: 1305hrs
Venue: Arts Forum Free Heart and Blood screening

Me: Eh Robson, free one leh! Go leh go leh.
Robson: erm, dun want la, i wanna go library.
Me: Dun be a dick. Come accompany me.

3mins later...

Me: excuse me, i finished filling the form.
Medical officer 1: page 2 and 3 also?
Me: oh. there's a page 2 and 3?? Sorry sorry
MO1: it's ok boy, take your time ah, take your time.... (looks at me like i am some kinda freak who cant wait to do a health screening)

1min later while queueing up to have my height and weight taken...

Me: *spills water onto myself while taking a drink*
MO1: Relax ok boy, take your time ah, take your time (*uses the same look she gave previously*)

-note to self.... kill that damn bitch.

1min later...

MO2: take off your shoes and we will measure your height and weight.
Me: *steps onto machine*
MO3: 179cm.....
Me: *dammit i shrunk 1cm.... thats not good*
MO3: ..... SIXTY NINE POINT FIVE KG (thats 69.5 for those who are numerically challenged)
Me: i'm sorry, what??? 69kg? OH MY GAWD.
MO3: you forgot the point five.
Me: you dun say...

-note to self.... scrape previous thot.... kill ALL those damn bitches.

it's official.... i am fat. And for those who keep saying i'm not, tell that to that damn weighing machine.

nuff said

i am APPALLED by the disgusting ways we are destroying the earth.

1. my structural lecturer keeps printing and printing and REprinting the same sets of notes over and over.... because some asshole wants the newly amending powerpt slides, which changes every lecture. seriously. no shit. what is WRONG WITH U PPLE!! Stop asking him to print the same thing!! i can practically play photo-hunt with my notes.

2. the countless sets of Sunday Times that lie unread thats left outside my hall evey... well, sunday. It disgusts me so.... *i swear i can hear the trees in the amazon screaming for help right now*

3. if you wanna da bao from the dining hall, please make it a point NOT to take the spoons... i am sure u have ur own in your room. and try not to take the plastic bags.... its just a 3min walk back to your room.

4. the ignorant bigots in my block that SIMPLY REFUSE to off the air con in the lounge... and guess who has the previleged job of offing them for u? rhetorical question.... but seriously. off the farking air con.

i know i sound very angsty.... as a matter of fact i am. but the next time u complain how hot the weather is, or how crazy its raining when its not suppose to rain, think abt the time u photocopied notes on single side, think abt the time u on the air con when its already freezing outside, think of the time u read this post and chose to ignore it and then tell me whether u should be complaining or not in the first place.

Nuff said.

i am terribly excited about the coming june holidays.... seriously. i have so many plans. although all tentatively, it just sounds super exciting.

i decided to apply for the Asia version of The Amazing Race with my best friend.... it's franchised to AXN and will is gonna be the original format as the American version, but the prize money is reduced by to a tenth, US$100000. But it's still worth a shot i guess. SERIOUSLY hope i get selected.

I think i am also gonna apply for work and travel in USA thang. Always wanted to go there but never had the chance. Till now no one expressed interest in going together so probably i will be doing it alone, if i am gonna go for it. who knows, i may have a time of my life there. (PS whoever reads this and wanna go with me, TELL ME NOW)

If either of those 2 aint gonna work out, i guess i will be working, like for once, in my life. I dunno... i dun mind waiting tables, i dun mind working at Kino, i dun mind handing out towels at a gym.... seriously, i dun mind anything. i just wanna work.

OH and i am contemplating joining rag dance again, since the last experience was fan-freaking-tabulous. seriously. nothing beats the feeling of performing under the hot sun with body paint all over. budden, i dun wanna be lead anymore.... it's too much responsibility. and too much work... for a lazy ass person like me.

ok and this is totally non sequitter but dammit, Brokeback Mountain lost to Crash for Best Picture at the Oscars. i loved crash, but i guess i loved brokeback more..... Ang Lee was robbed! Bummer...