Number of papers i have taken in my lifetime

Primary School

Primary 1 to 3 (English, Maths, Chinese)
3 subjects x (2SA + 2CA per year) x 3 years = 36

Primary 4 to 5 (English, Maths, Chinese, Science)
4 subjects x (2SA + 2CA per year) x 2 years = 32

Primary 6 (English, Maths, Chinese, Science)
4 subjects x (2CA + 1 prelim + 1 PSLE) x 1 year = 16

Secondary School

Sec 1 to 2 (English, Maths, Science, Geography, History, E. Lit, Higher Chinese)
7 subjects x (2SA + 2CA per year) x 2 years = 56

Sec 3 (English, EMaths, AMaths, Physics, Chemistry, Geography, History, Higher Chinese)
8 subjects x (2SA + 2CA per year) x 1 year + 1 Chinese prelim + 1 OLevels = 34

Sec 4 (English, EMaths, AMaths, Physics, Chemistry, Geography, History, Higher Chinese)
8 subjects x (2CA + 1 prelim + 1 OLevels) = 32

Junior College

J1 (Maths, FMaths, Econs, Physics, GP, Chinese AO)
6 subjects x (2 common tests + 1 mid year + 1 promo) x 1 year = 24

J2 (Maths, FMaths, Econs, Physics, GP)
5 subjects x (2 common tests + 1 mid year + 1 Prelim + A Levels) = 25

University

Considering i have already taken 30 including this sem and 29 either examinable or CA based
29 modules x (1 mid term + 1 Final Paper) = 58

Which makes a grand total of *drum rolls* 313!!! and thats just a conservative estimate since i have 5 test per french module and we all know CAs are basically a cumulative of a couple of small tests.

So please forgive me if i feel jaded and tired and absolutely xian... i think i have earned the right.