prawning = one way ticket to high cholestrol hell

I was so worried on Wed nite and started panic-ing because i was still dateless for BOTH friday and saturday. It's been a long long time since the last time i was faced with the same situation. I make it sound like it's a bad thing.... to stay at home. BUT IT IS. but thank GOD for back-up frens. hahaha. everything fell into place nicely and as usual, my weekend rocked the shit out.

Met FK for a 640pm show of Time Traveler's Wife at VIvio. The last time we watched Final Destination, we caught a 930pm show cause we wanted to have proper dinner first. But in the end we thought it was waaaay too late cos we almost fell asleep while waiting for the show to start. THIS TIME. bloody hell. it was TOO EARLY!. I left work at 430 to go COMEX to buy my D&D lucky draw prizes. I tot I would be able to leave before 6 to rush down to vivo. BIG MISTAKE.

COMEX was FILLED with people with TOO MUCH money to spend and DUN HAVE TO WORK. Seriously, where did all these people come out from?!?!! on a WORKING DAY! all these people shud just DIE. Didnt a PC show just ended 2 months back? WHY DO ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO KEEP COMING BACK. Recession my ASS. Luckily we only had to get a few items otherwise i would have died of claustrophoia and agoraphobia. So the queue was mad and i only left at like 605pm. I ran all the way from the exhibition hall to the bus stop outside Marina Sq. It felt like forever for me to run there because there was just too many darn people ard me. I HATE PEOPLE. why dun they just ALL DIE.

Feeling like i wouldnt be able to make it in time. I TOOK CAB. in CBD area with PEAK HOUR SURCHARGE. kill me now. so in the cab i called FK "where the hell are u" and he was like "call u back later". GGGGGGG confirm he was still at work. fuck this shit. the things we do for work. confirm he also has to cab down from tanjong pagar cos it was already 620pm. no way in hell he was going to make the 640pm show. (on a side note.... why dun cinemas offer 8pm shows. that would just solve EVERYTHING) The plan was to ta pao fast food and BEER into the cinema. but looks like we were all going to be late. that plan aint gonna happen.

Den I arrived earlier than him. and i realised oh fuck he was the one who booked the tickets so i cant COLLECT IT and go in earlier. FML. But the ingenius me tought of collecting the tickets on his behalf so i asked for FK's ic number. and i went up to the counter and slut around. "hi my fren actually booked the tickets but he is running REALLY late. do you think i can collect the tickets on his behalf?" BAM!!! No need credit card. tickets collected. DAYUM i am smart. So i went in and left the tickets at the gantry for him to collect himself.

ok so the movie was not bad at all!! I kept reading bad reviews abt it but i tought it was MAGICAL.... so sad. i wonder what i would do if i knew i was going to die. wah damn sad damn sad. So both of us didnt have dinner and we were hungry as fuck. so we went to brotzeit and ordered beer (yes beer on empty stomach. gotta love it)

and sausage platter for 2!! gotta love sausages. whoever invented them deserves a nobel prize.

After that i went to buy wine and met alexis bitch for chillin session. damn gross all my drinking frens are hall people. why cant i find people outside of hall to drink with me. WHY WHY WHY. damn loser. but she is good company and she is a klutz so i love her. watevs. (CT dun be sad. we knew u were busy so we didnt ask u! gd luck for ur CA) Den mq came to join us. and then i went home.

Still with no plans. i finally faced the awful reality that i MAY have to stay home on saturday. BUT BUT BUT chen bonan called me at 11 and asked me if i wanna go out cos his fiancee is abroad (U SEE!! Back-up fren rocks. everyone is everyone else's back up. gotta love back ups!) and we decided to go PRAWNING!!! WOOOTS WOOTS! So we asked jinhui and weijie. YAY. super excited. and just as i was about to leave for swimming, mas mas asked me to go shopping with him. (bloody hell. at first got nothing to do, now everyone wants a piece of me. damn busy please. next time please book in advance. i am hot property). and guess wat, i was his backup too. hahahah. u dick. next time wanna shop ask me first, not ur gf. U UNDERSTAND. :P

So after swimming i chiong-ed back home to change, chiong-ed to vivo, and then chiong-ed to bishan. This is weijie and bonan, looking so engrossed at hooking the bait.

after a crash course of about 30secs, i was the first to drop the bait and after like 2mins (not kidding) i caught my first prawn!!! WOOHOOO!! wah kao super excited! the first hour we were on a roll.... we caught like nobody's business thanks to chen bonan the expert prawn catcher. but the 2nd hour we hit a drought. damn sad.....

so i got so DULAN i just whack my white wine, right out of the bottle. damn unglam but who cares right. i was in bishan. in a no man'sland. no one would recognise me. then the 3rd hour it got better again. all in all we caught 27 prawns in 2 hours!! not bad eh!! and some of them were like big head prawns..... prawn head chap here i comee!!

Weijie looking weirdly excited about starting fire...... ooh i had such a fun time skewering the live prawns. i actually skewed once, took it out and skewed it another time..... and then weijie asked me "if someone rammed a rod up ur ass and out of your brains, took it out, and then did it again, how would u feel" then i was like "oh sorry prawn"..... loves it.

catch of the day!

and bbq-ing them. chen bonan doesnt eat prawns so it was shared among 3 people.... yes. I SWEAR this is the best shit i have tasted. just add salt and thats it! damn fresh. damn juicy. damn a lot of prawn brains chap. who cares about high cholesterol right. ma de. eat first den say la......

By that time i was looking like a hot mess. cos it was so hot. i smelt of prawns and i was sticky as hell. so we drove to tampines to send jinhui back first, then we went to tampines mall to drink and indulge in vices. and talked a lot of rubbish till like 2am. my god i was really dying. 2 nites in a row sleep late. really can die. but i am so UBER excited about our next outing!! FK, Weitee, wenhan, see guan, if u are reading this, WE ARE GOING TO PAINTBALL!!! woohoo!! So go and EXERCISE now..... and start to prep so we can have an ass kicking war in october. we need one or 2 girls too so shit and jinhui. please be on standby.

thats the end of my super haps weekend. cant wait for the long weekend next week. in desperate need of a longer break.