Broke beyond words

before i start yapping about what happened last week, pls let me establish the fact that i am broke. for twice this month, my bank acct was reduced to one digit. YES ONE DIGIT. this couldnt have come at a better time esp since its my bday and i havent bought myself a single shit. and to make things worse, my credit card bill this month came up to $2600. no shit. i swear. i just got my pay and i have to use up every single cent to pay back my bill. i SWEAR this is not funny. i am going to eat grass and air till december.

the (minor) silver lining is..... HECK YES i passed my IPPT with silver plssssss. GUO RAN SHI BAO DAO WEI LAO..... haha. but let's just say i passed by the scrape of my teeth. it was so terrible i tot i was going to die even BEFORE my 2.4km run. my chinups were atrociously bad....only managed 7. and i basically used up all my energy doing this station. then tmd the PTI was so strict he didnt wanna let me use my mp3 for running. i swear i almost died.... but i didnt wanna argue (cos i have been using it for the past 2 years... i knew he a job to do).... "sorry sir the training directive said cannot use mp3".... so i very nice la ma de "oh ok.... fine." i seriously tot i was going to fail cos i always use music to pace myself....zdy run in empty silence.... tmd. and my right calf CRAMPED for the 2nd year running. thanks. right calf. u rock. but in the end.... i persevered.... and YAY 11min 43secs pls.... still got 17 secs to spare..... im too zai i have no words.... (at the end of the day i couldnt even walk up the stairs.... oh boy hahaha)

my bday itself was quite boringly spent. watched paranormal activity 2 with mag and cam.... and cam also treated me to dinner and sent me home. THANKS CAM CAM....ur my best work fren. hahaha zdy...

finally pulled out of one item from DP.... kinda sad. seriously struggled with the decision cos i am NOT A QUITTER... i have NEVER quite anything in my life (except for track&field in VJ but thats cos the people sucked balls).... so i typed everything sui sui out on FB and i contemplated for like 3mins before hitting SEND.... huge sigh of relief thereafter. oh boy yuan lai i am one of those people who breakup/pullout outta items/apologise over facebook.... damn imma wussy..... but DUN CARE LA... den the best part was a few days later step told me "EH ZDY PULL OUT...PETER'S STEPS VERY NICE PLS...." thanks for telling me this after i am no longer in the item. ma de.... @iampeterr.... if i only dance ur part can or not? HAHHAA. sian so gonna look like a loser if i pull out then join back the item... :(((((( whatever la i shall see.... no urge to do anything yet.

Friday's plan was to meet up with ma bitches janelle, shanny, mala and van. wanted to try out sknny pizza at wheelock but apparently its not nice so we changed to sun and moon (?) which was not to bad the ramen was yumsssss.

without van cos van is ALWAYS LATE.... lovin the bangs janelle. YL u are part of bangsgang too. hahha. thereafter van came and we took the most random photo in front of the escalator

and as soon as she came, van left again.... damn u bitch why u like that.... ma de. FINE next time dun call u liao. such a tease. i swear u are becoming more and more like a hermit. Went to alleybar for some drinks before calling it an early nite....had a very unfortunate experience arguing with a drunk angmoh who claimed i cut his queue for taxi but i totally shut him up and put him in his place. zdy play punk wiht me u balding fat donkey.

Saturday, the gollum that is step (she refuses to let me go... i am her precious) insisted i have lunch with her. so we had lunch at ion, went over to starbucks and went back to ion again for ice cream. yay i always get free food when im with her cos she never finishes her food. YUMS. thereafter i had to drag my ass all the way to SIGLAP to my fren's place to write the emcee script for my fren's wedding. FOR THE RECORD (and im saying this because my fren doesnt read my blog) I AM SERIOUSLY RESENTING BEING EMCEE AGAIN BECAUSE:

1. i havent spoke to my fren since 2004 (except once at another frens wedding & once when we met up)
2. i dun wanna ever be an emcee anymore becos i wanna enjoy my dinner and whack wine
3. its bloody zoukout day and i wanna ZAO EARLY. ma de

and my fren introduced me to a room full of strangers as "hey everyone this is cheong chye, one of my best friends in sec school"

MY GOD PLS. YES U WERE MY FIRST LOVE BUT TMD we never even spoke in SEC 4 PLS...... at the very most 10 sentences that year i swear. i know becos i counted. i was that stalker-ish. zdy bo dai bo ji suddenly got one best fren in sec4 i dun even know about. major roll eyes moment but i cannot roll in my fren's face so i virtual rolled in my head. GAHHHHHHHHHH i dun want i dun want...... and then the most FML moment was my other emcee is soooo inexperienced and they have FUCKING 3 MARCH INs.... SJB who the hell has 3 march insssssssss?!?! FASHION SHOW MEH. so i bo bian althou i resent this job but i gotta reputation to uphold and i dun exactly wanna fuck up the wedding so i said "never mind i go back and edit and send u all the script next week" FUCK MAN i am too nice..... too nice for my own good. ARGH.... oh and the best part. i am the chinese emcee. FML. CHINESE!!!!!

was supposed to go out with khalid but it was like majorly raining so i cancelled.... then when the rain stopped i got 2 invitations to go out.... but i totally declined cos the moment i thot of my bank acct i was like DAMMIT no the taxi fare after midnite is gonna be a killer.... so i have to act guai and stay at home on sat. SO SAD.

Tenghui's wedding lunch was today and i got to meet up with my coursemates from NUS.... i think weddings are the best way to meet up with people u seldom meet.... albeit a very exp gatheirng.

totally bot a new zara shirt (my 103rd) for this event...... hahha no la not exactly i lack working clothes anyway. Rocking the cowboy look pls.

so yeah. that's it. cant wait for tuesday to come cos wednesday is holiday major yays. tai shuang le.