PAINTBALL!!!

Finally the paintball session which took so long to realised, finally happened today!! SUPER FUN!!!

Before that on Saturday, I lugged my lazy ass to Orchard to buy my winter wear.... and also some vouchers for my company's annual dinner lucky draw.... see i am so hardworking. working for D&D on a saturday...... went to robinsons to purchase $1860 bucks worth of vouchers. MA DE. i was so afraid i was going to lose it i kept staring at my bag the every 5 secs.

spotted a really nice jacket from Pull & Bear which was nicer than the one from Zara. LOVES IT. damage to the wallet $229. WOOHOO!! Passed by Wisma to watch the flash mob.... which turned out to be not really a flash mob cause people obviously knew about it... the crowd actually formed a square in the middle of the pavement.... a bit lame. I tot the one at Raffles was nicer. at least the people got space to dance.... ok watevs.

By the time that ended it was 7pm. Didnt wanna go back home so early so went back hall (dun judge) to drink beer and eat sausage with Alexis bitch. gotta love that! I think the 5th floor girls must be thinking i have something going on with alexis.... cos i always go back and find her. but it is SO NOT TRUE. nothing going on. nada. i'm just bored. Went back home at 10pm cos gotta wake up early on Sunday. super disciplined. cannot take it.

Woke up at a god forsaken hour of 730am to prepare.... but of cos that jibai FK aka the woman, took 100 years to come fetch me to turf city. ma de. make me wake up so early.... and made us late. Changed into our army faitgues.... and TADA!!!!

mai siao siao.... gotta love it. only weijie and i wore full army uniform... which turned out to be quite stupid cos our boots are like HOW HEAVY..... run like siao. sweat like mad. super fun like anything..... wah paintball is seriously quite fun. but really tired man. we only played 5 games, partly because we finished our 2000bullets but also because we were out of breath even after the first game. u can literally hear yourself panting inside the mask. we only had 7 people. if only there were 8 or 10 people that would be PERFECT!

I think we should do this once in a while cos it is seriously fun!!! and of cos, if you have 70bucks to spare. HAHAHHA. (2nd floorers we shud totally do this!!) Leave u with a picture of a fierce shot of us. i have never looked more butch. broken doll POW>!!!!

blah

the good news is i think my sickness has gone away. the bad news is..... i have no plans for the weekend because i was too ill to do anything about it.... except for sunday. paintball plus watching ma bitches perform at esplanade.... so sad. so sad. so sad. who wants to date me tmr nite!?!?! im still free!!!! i dun wanna stay at home!!

left with 2 1/2 weeks to my US trip and i havent bought ma winter wear. slightly freaking out. BCA havent sent me the work folder for me to read.... aye. and i have been slacking at work this whole week because of D&D stuff..... plus the fact that i came home early on 2 days because of mc. what a bad bad week.

realised a 21 year old neighbour passed away after getting into an accident. not very close to him. actually i didnt even knew who he was when i passed by his wake downstairs until i asked my mother who that person was.... cos i saw many young people attending, so must be someone young who died la right. so sad right.... dead at 21. can u IMAGINE. like BAM. here one second and gone the next. and then i started thinking how it would feel like to die. and if anyone who ever attend my wake. WHAT iF i get knocked down by a bus and my phone gets smashed in the process of getting hit. my parents dunno any of my frens number.... who the fuck would come to my funeral.

And what would my eulogy be like. "oh my god he was a royal pain in the ass" or "he was a bitch"..... not very pleasant right. aiyah watevs.

And tempers are running high in my family cos all 3 of us have been/are sick these past 4 days. and being sick brings out the worst in people. i realised everyone in my family is a big fat DIVA. i mean.... i no need to say la.... i am the diva. take for example my mother

mum "go and clean ur room"
me "but its not dirty what. "
mum "you live in my house so u do as i say"
DIVA.

and my dad who plonks himself on the couch after dinner and will never EVER go answer the phone, even though 100% of all the calls are either for him or my mother. NO ONE EVER CALLS ME AT HOME. i have to answer it, bring it to him all the way from the 2nd floor to the first. DIVA. fuck this shit.

my sister.... let's not even get to her. luckily she is no longer staying with us.... otherwise, 4divas in one household is waaaaaaaaaaay too many.

aiyah.... so how. who wants to date me tmr.... i dun wanna stay at home!!!!! :((((((((((

Barf

My whole family is sick. First my dad who had stomach flu for the past 3 days. Den my turn to kena, today my mother also kena..... the virus is damn potent. Felt like dying last nite. downed some medcine and went to sleep at 1030pm (!!) Kept vomiting and passing out water. all the fluids just kept coming out. felt so hot and dehydrated and i didnt eat anything for about 30 hours (besides some grapes). Stomach flu is the best way to detox man.....

went to see doctor this morning and promptly bought a sausage mcmuffin with egg and gulped it down in 3mins. loves it.

The war is ON

Yay so this weekend wasnt so bad afterall..... after 2 consecutive weeks of uneventful blah, finally have something to talk abt.

Friday went to orchard to shop for my winter wear. uh huh. gotta love it right.... shopping for winter wear right smack in the heat of summer. shuddap dun be hatin. Found a super nice tweed grey jacket from zara... think i'm gonna buy that one.... was at ion orchard trying to act atas in my fake ralph lauren t and chui nike bag.... went inside D&G and was just minding my own busines... den i saw this jacket it looks so shiny and nice i nearly died and when i touched it felt so light. goddess of fashion kill me now. As no one was inside the shop besdies me, so naturally all eyes (of the shop assistants) were on me. felt so paiseh i didnt even dare to look at the price tag. i just ran for my life feeling oh so paiseh.

Den i realised carrie underwood was going to perform at ion and they sealed off like all entrances and shit and it made me wonder how many people were actually going to die if there was a fire. no one can run out. i tot i could sneak a peek but alas there were a gazillion people and it was SO HOT so i went to GAP instead. I have been eyeing the 1969 jeans for the longest time. i took the skinny jeans. i wanted to go try it. my mind said yes but my body said no (cos i have fat thighs and even fatter waistline)..... but mind truimphs body. Went to try them and me thinks i faboo in them.... think i am going to lose weight and get one of those as well. ahhh the power of 600 free bucks.

quick detour to cold storage to grab some sausages (jacksonville sausges ROCKS. and they have chilli cheese and jalepeno and cheese. gon try them next time!), wine, erdinger for the bitch and den some strawberries to, well.... counter the effects of the previous 3 items. Den i went back to hall (shuddap, no judging) to find the bitch to whack those stuff.... seriously. dining in restaurants and pubs are so overrated.... just DIY yourself. same satisfaction, same company for half the price.

Talked to the 2nd floorers for like a grand total of 5mins.... talk until very happy but dunno what exactly happened.... all of them went into the lounge filled with people i dunno so i obviously i didnt follow. dismas went back into his room and in about a nanosecond i was stranded in 2nd floor. so weirdly awkward. i stunned for about 3 seconds cos i didnt know what to do so i just went home. reality check.... and mate. fuck my life...... as i was walking out i felt like i was having a walk of shame moment.... like maciam had one nite stand the nite before and then going home the morning after, feeling like shit. HAHA. shuddap i am strong.

Sat went swimming... woohoo so healthy. had a good (over)dosage of vitamin d and looking great with my tan now. went to meet bonan and weijie at tampines mall to indulge in some vices and talked for till 2am. (realised tampines has absloutely no wind at nite and i was sweating insanely inside my tshirt)..... we FINALLY planned our paintball session...... The war is on.... it's on like donkey kong. u bitches better be ready on sunday. omg i cant wait....

and we talked abt how we have known each other for over 12 years but never travelled together.... the TRAVESTY. so we discussed about going bkk (yuck) or phuket for like 3 or 4 days.... but since we are like all working, everyone has constraints right:

Weijie "eh i can only go during school holidays" (cos he is a teacher)
Me "so that means either only dec or next june right"
Weijie "eh but i cant, this dec"
Bonan "and next june i also cannot"
Me "so we are like talking about next dec? what the fuck is this... ma de talk so early for what, next year then say la"

Gotta love working life.

And if I asked would you say yes?

The more i watch this video, the more i feel depressed...

1 don't know but I believe
That some things are meant to be
And that you'll make a better me
Everyday I love you
I never thought that dreams came true
But you showed me that they do
You know that I learn somethng new
Everyday I love you
'Cos I believe that destiny
Is out of our control (don't you know that I do)
And you'll never live until you love
With all your heart and soul.
It's a touch when I feel bad
It's a smile when I get mad
All the little things I am
Everyday I love you
Everyday I love you boy
Everyday I love you
'Cos I believe that destiny
Is out of our control (don't you know that I do)
And you'll never live until you love
With all your heart and soul
If I asked would you say yes?
Together we're the very best
I know that I am truly blessed
Everyday I love you
And I'll give you my best
Everyday I love you

Void

i have nothing to update because to put it simply, nothing happened this week. besides the fact that i got so seriously hungover on thursday that i took half day leave to go home. my head was throbbing. gotta love that. take leave because of hangover. woots. and the best part was.... i got drunk alone. can u say L-O-S-E-R. ya i i know... totally pathetic but i love it.

so yes. thats it. ovah. nothing more to update. shuddap. FML.

USA bound

like omg my approval was endorsed! YAY! 10 days in San Fran and New Orleans.... the first 4 days to myself. can i get a HOLLLLAAAAAA. ya hooooo!!! and i get 600bucks of clothing allowance. and i am flying SQ. and i think i am staying in Hilton..... SUCK ON THAT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS.

of aglio olio & twitter

ok another boring weekend. But since i got nothing else better to do, i thot i's just whip up a storm in the kitchen and practise cooking!

Friday nite, came home from work cos my parents are gonna leave for korea at nite. tot i shud come home and say bye bye. and also cos i got no date. FML. haha. went to cold storage to buy ingredients which costed 60bucks. geez. but of cos it included a bottle of wine la right.... whats a weekend without wine. but omg i didnt know olive oil was so ex.

So i came home. chopped garlic, cut dried chilli, chopped mushrooms and marinate prawn. tell u man cooking is no joke. damn troublesome. hahaha. after what felt like an hour.... i managed to come up with......
TADAAAAAAAAAA linguine aglio oilio al funghi with martini rosso marinated prawns. GOTTA LOVE THAT.... omg i think i totally NAILED it. gordon ramsey would be proud..... it was so good i finished it in 3mins. and i took one hour to cook. FML. hahaha. and the cleaning up. oh god dun even get me started on THAT. at nite was really hungry again so i went to microwave 2 sausages... SO good. gonna swear off cheapo 2 bucks chicken fransk from now on.... so thats it. THAT was my super "awesome" friday nite plans. cook alone. drink alone. watch tv alone. i could get used to this.

Saturday. i woke up early and since i got ingredients to last me a lifetime, i went to cook again. HAHA. watched summore tv and then headed off to my auntie's house for lantern fest celeb! also to celebrate uncle tiong aun and jiu jiu's bday. they also bought like super a lot of bbq chicken wings, satay, noodles, roast duck, roast pork and CRABS!!!!!!! yaaaahooooo!! diet be gone!

ate like a pig, drank like a fish and watch summore tv. re-watched the proposal, which was funnier the 2nd time round i felt. den came down to sing happy bday. first to uncle tiong aun

and den jiu jiu....

gotta love that. eat and eat. wanted to go back see the bitches since got a lot of leftover food but since none of them replied, i went home. THERE YA GO. my "awesome" sat.

Sunday, i asked siwei to come over to teach me how to cook pumpkin soup! he is my shi fu! he knows how to cook EVERYTHING. and he is mad enuff to buy a crepe making set.... like seriously. looking forward to have him make me a nutella crepe one of these days!!

The master in action....

and the wannabe OWB trying to cook him the aglio oilo, this time with hot links sausages. WOOTS!

can you say FAT FACE???!!

the finished product... looks good right?!?! YEAH. sorry ah presentation not good. atas food in not so atas plates and utensils... gotta love that.

so after siwei left, i went to sleep and felt so fat when i woke up i went to run. been EONS since i last ran in the open. i have been running in the gym and truth be told, gym is too gay. where got people run in aircon. and also i need to start training for ippt. so i better run outside.

came home, alexis bitch asked me to set up twitter acct, which i tot was SO LAME cos its just like facebook, only with the status function. but, she peer pressured me to, and BAM, now i am a twit. hahaha twit. pretty sure thats not the term. and then she asked me to go link it to my blog and as u know i am a techno phobe and i DUNNO how to do all these shit. i mean, it was quite an acheivement for me to put chatbox in my blog already. and now she wants me to add what shit gadget and then... erm customize my blog. i tried for about ten minutes and i GAVE UP cos it was so difficult.

In the end i accidentally deleted my chatbox (sobs) and made a mess out of my right sidebar. fed up sia. i just gave her my email and password and asked her to "deal with it" and make it right. hahha. she's ma slave. yay so now i have twitter updates (which i am SURE i wun be using cos, like i said, ITS SO LAME)

ok.... thats all for now. CIAO!

healthy living.... lest the KFC

So you know how i was complaning i am so unhealthy.

Today is JTC's Active day and i was the only brave soul from my division to enter the open cat of the vertical marathon at Fusionopolis. At first i tot ok la only 22 floors. I stay on 10 floor and sometimes i walk up the stairs and its ok. but today at the briefing they said "it is equivalent to 36 HBD storeys" GG FML. and there were only 9 guys stupid enuff to take part in total.... i almost died-ed at the 10 floor. my legs were GONE. i was practically pulling myself using the railing. den you know whats WORSE. I overshot the 22 storeys and went all the way to the roof cos the exit sign was SO MISLEADING. KNN den when i was at the roof i was like how come got no body one siaaaaaaaaaa. den i realised i missed the exit. FML. and i ended up being the slowest cos i was smart enuff to run extra floors.

DEN never mind. i took part in the RELAY vertical marathon summore after that. WHY? cos my lousy division no one wanted to join. so i self sacrifice right. ma de. but ok la... its only 5 floors per leg. I realised its much better taking 3 steps per jump. so much easier. shud have done that during the open cat.

The entire event ended quite early so i went Vivo to nua a while before heading to yoga.... since i just climbed 41 floors i decided to treat myself to KFC!!! LOVES IT. whack like mad. and my yoga was 2 hours away. went to starbucks to take a short nap and den off i went to yoga. which was madness as usual. really wanted to die inside sia.

After yoga, went to airport to send janelle off to UK, while looking like a HOT MESS cos i was sweaty and i was wearing the most mismatched shit cos i just came from exercise right. felt so self conscious.

yeah so after a long day. i feel so super healthy but uber tired. SOOOOO looking forward to my mid week drink tmr. CHARDONNAY HERE I COME!!!

my life's a mess...

Yeah. it is. i havent been exercising as much as i hoped. i am always SUPER tired by 6pm so i rarely head to the gym now. i skipped yoga on tuesday cos i ended work early. at 5. and yoga was at 730pm. i didnt know where to go rot before that. and it would be stupid reach home 6 and then leave for yoga again at 645pm.... so i decided to just go home. period. and then go run or something. den amazingly, it started to rain when i got home so. no need to run. thank god. i was secretly happy cos that means i can spare my legs the torment.

finally hauled my ass to the gym on thursday. i used to run 4km or around 22mins. i ran 2km in slightly over 10mins and i gave up. i felt so heavy and i didnt have the motivation to continue. FML. not even blasting madonna from my mp3 helped. i worked out a little and then i just went home. defeated. Geez. and i got to take my ippt on Nov 2. better wake up my idea pronto. :(((((

Remember that post about losing weight? and hitting 71kg by oct??? aint gonna happen baby. cos its 4 days to Oct and I am still 73.5kg. it's only possible if i get massive food poisoning from now till then. BUT at least i didnt gain. guess the dieting is working (sort of). less carbs man.

ok so... Friday morning i had to wake up at 6am cos we had to go down to Jurong Island to help out with the completion ceremony. been ages since i woke up at 6am.... i think wat, JC? who wakes up at 6am man. i tot there would be seats on the mrt at that time but NO. ma de. impossible man. so i drove the site vehicle down to JI and i think my superb driving skills are coming back to me slowly but surely. WAs assigned to do traffic control at the site and my god. it was damn hot. i was sweating like mad looking like a hot mess. luckily i was smart enuff to choose a shirt that doesnt change color when i sweat. i mean, sweaty pit stains are NOT PRETTY.

Wanted to go hang out in town by myself before heading to acid bar but waking up at 6 screwed everything up and i was so disgustingly sticky so i decided to just go home first. And whats a friday ntie without a bottle of nice cold chardonnay ALL TO MYSELF. loves it. I was half drunk by the time i got to acid bar to celebrate niang niangs bday.

Whacked another pint and a half of erdinger and ate chicken wings and leftover PEKING duck. rocks to the maxness.... whacked her bday cake (caramel sea salt cheesecale from cedele) and then felt fat.... my head started rolling (a sign that i am drunk and tired) and i was almost gone. I was so gg that i used ct's hair to floss my teeth.... gotta love that. hair floss works. just saying.

Den we also saw sherry who was celebrating her bday too. been eons since i saw her. shili and some rastafarian guy was performing at acid bar so we headed in. poor boy was looking so tired and he was sick. so we went home after a while.

Saturday was like BORING TO THE MAX cos i stayed home. like omg. how loserly is that. spent the entire day watching all the new shows from US. wanted to read ma book but fell asleep after 10mins. helped mas tranfer songs into his e71 after waking up and THATS IT. walked to 711 to buy the new Style Men but realised 711 is NOT SELLING yet so...FML. i bought an iced tea from macs instead. so haps. cannot take it.

probably not going to do anything on sunday too so there ya go. my absolutely boring weekend.

Anyway i am no longer going vietnam cos apparently i am too junior to attend conference alone.... but i can still go US so i am not complaining. i was just looking forward to having a short break. looks like i have to wait till Nov.... sian. nov hurry up come pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

OWB

This is what 5 days of boozin and binge eating will do to you...

Officially an Overweight Bitch (aka OWB)

My weekend actually started on Thursday... because thursday is the new friday. haha. Met up with ma home girls janelle mala and shanny at soup restaurant for their long overdue treat. man oh man waaay to much food for 4 people. but gotta say the samsui chicken still rocks... and so does the soup! After that was more chatting at starbucks at Paragon. Gotta say the starbucks there is my fav hangout place, followed by the one at Liat Towers. Janelle will be leaving for further studies in the UK next Tuesday. So sad... looks like i have to make a trip down to the l'aeroport after Yoga.

Friday nite, initially was supposed to be a huge ass dinner with the 2nd floorers and the girls. but one by one everyone last minute decided to pangseh. i dunno why i still bother. ak and yk have takraw trials. zx apparently has "jc class gathering". wonder why he has to double book. van literally sms-ed at the last minute saying that she has work. AGAIN. cqt has mid terms the next day and didnt even bother telling me until i called. only henry was nice enuff to let me know way in advance. sometimes i would appreciate being told earlier.... so i can at least plan some other things.... right?

So anyway. turns out there were only 5 of us, which isnt that bad afterall considering all the last minute boo boos. Mabel Han Vonn KK and I went to eat KFC... like omg the last time i whacked KFC was.... too long ago! "2 piece chicken meal one original one crispy preferably thigh change coleslaw to cheese fries pleaseeeeeeee." Didnt really wanna spend extra money drinking outside so we went to Giant to stock up on alco.... giant rocks!

Came back.... waited a hell long time for the 2 kukubirds to end takraw. Kk got so frustrated he started yelling and bitchin' in their faces..... i hate being in the middle of quarrels cos its so.... awkward. but ya know. alcohol solves everything. everyone became friends again after a couple of drinks. gotta love alcohol!

Ct and Alexis came back from Red Dot and me being the social butterfly, have to shuttle from A blk rooftop to C513... wah kao damn busy. And damn GG. Really couldnt remember a lot of things that nite.... but i did remember drinking CHOYA! QUITE NICE!!!

Could not remember taking photo....

So yeah.... the nite ended with more HTHT at sebas's room before i concussed on yk's dilam. and as usual, i woke up damn early and cabbed home at 9am before anyone was up. stealth mode. so yeah. no more organising of shit meet ups like these because.... dun think it's appreciated.

Saturday. Hmmmmm nothing much except for a kickass bbq at my uncles to celebrate kevin and auntie hazel's bday. Whack sausages and wine and prawn and prok chops and chicken wingssssssss. BURP. Kevin so cute... went to hide inside the cupboard and cry cos someone scolded him. silly boy. but became happy again when it's time to eat cake.

And here's auntie hazel with kelly and kevin :)

Sunday. oh yes. went to play texas holdem at FK's... with 3 pathetic players cos the rest cant make it. I lost again la duh right. like 35 bucks i think. but watever. I whacked another bottle of wine from FK's house so effectively i lost only 15 bucks. hahahah. THANKS FK! Cabbed down to cityhall half drunk and met Dismas cos he doesnt know how to walk to Minds Cafe. Poor boy was sick again. weak shit. everyday sick sick sick. ma de.

Met up with yunn xw jp aili to celebrate Step's belated bday. So as usual we played our favourite game taboo and ate our fav cheesy fish and chips. I think i ROCK at taboo. Crazy bitches sitting behind us were screaming their heads off so we had to change seats if not our eardrums will burst.

Headed off to Dempsey next to meet alexis bitch. First time we go dempsey and not head straight to red dot.... i think everyone is SIAN of red dot so we went to PS cafe instead. 1st time there.... The ambience was really quite cool! we only drank like lame ass tea and coffee...

but looking at the other people's food, i think it shud be nice eh. must go there some other time. and for once.... we went home at 1130pm. which is super gay cos its the holidays and we are going home.... before mid nite. THANKS TO ALIBABA u weak ass thing.

Sunday. Was supposed to go swimming... but i thought i better go eat lunch with my family since it's been quite sometime since i ate with my sis. So i thought i would just go and drink water and then can go swim right after..... but seriously FML. cos my father ordered hokkien mee, duck rice and carrot cake. at first i was like "okok i eat a bit".... den i eat and eat then i said "ta ma de dun go swim already la!" den i started whacking all the food. Den my father started laughing at me for having zero self control.... and i really wanted to SLAP HIM! ma de.... i cannot resist food staring right at me. FML

So i didnt go swim in the end cos my stomach was bursting from lunch. And i decided to head to MPH at raffles city to buy time traveler's wife. I thought i was early for quan's dinner.... so headed off to Marina to shop a bit... halfway in citylink mall i realised i forgot to buy wine!! FML. you see, when u start to work and pple invite u over for dinner u have to bring something rt.... if not not nice. so i could either walk back to raffles city Jacob's market or PRAY that marina has supermarket..... but MARINA DOES NOT HAVE SUPERMARKET and there was only 7-11 selling lousy wine for ridiculous prices....

I stared at my watch. freak man its 640pm and i have to reach pasir panjang at 730pm. So i ran out to the bus stop hoping to catch bus 10 to vivo. den tmd wait and wait until 7pm still no sign of the bus. so i had to catch a cab..... and there was zero available cabs at that time. OMG. kill me now. finally one silver cab came and i realised SHIT i got zero cash with me so i have to use nets and only comfort cab have nets!!!!! TMD. so i said "sorry uncle your cab got no ATM right" (i know... its nets. but when i am kanjiong i always say ATM instead of nets. to me, it is interchangeable) So i got to wait for comfort cab la right.

Ok story havent end. inside the taxi i was thinking.... if i add the cab fare to the supposedly cheaper wine at giant, i would have effectively bought the ridiculously priced wine at marina. so agian. FML. once out of the cab i ran to giant, grabbed the nearest wine and ran to the counter.... LONG QUEUE tmd!!!! ok den the ultimate thing happened. the counter girl asked me for ID.... and FUCK IT!!!! because i lost my wallet recently, i dun carry my ic nor my driver's licence with me!!! FML. so i was like trying to find some other shit thing in my wallet with my face on it. Then out of panic, i grabbed a name card of a police officer i met during my course of work and i nearly wanted to show it to the ah tiong cashier den when i almost wanted to show it i was like "this is retarded i could be jailed for impersonating a police man"..... so i was like "xiao jie, i really dun look like 18 mehhhhhhhhhh dun be ridiculous. can u just SELL ME the wine!!!"

By this time the people at the bakc of the queue was probably thinking what a nut job i am and what an alcoholic i am. Den i really cannot take it cos she kept saying "but i, but i...." tmd can u just say something..... Finally i give up i just whipped out my UOB platinum card and said "eh hello i got credit card ok how can i be 18 years old!!!" Oooopps elitist much? i know it doesnt make sense cos any tom dick and harry can have credit card but i really panic like siao. den she finally scanned the stupid wine and i grabbed the bottle (without the plastic bag) and ran out of vivo looking like a deranged alcoholic.

So after that whole fiasco i finally arrived at quan's place.... frazzled like mad. And i was so flustered cos everyone was lke chilling and i was looking mad. Finally got some time to calm down and realised that the "simple" dinner turned out to be uber atas... see he even has brewerks beer for us!!

Complete with a menu.... dun play play.

First fdish of the day.... corn bread (made from scratch ok ma de) with basil olive oil...... can u feel the atas-ness already???? Dun be hating.

Next on the menu was Salad with balsamic vinegar. LOVE IT..... WHOHOOO

And then came NZ greenlip mussels.... my god its so good i can die.... almost as good as brussel sprouts ones!!! QUan is a damn zai cook cannot take it!!!!!!!! Thank god for me the rest dun really fancy mussels so i whack the whole thing myself!

And for the mains we have beef with asparagus or.....

Tuna with lemon garlic sauce on top of caramelized onion.... my choice and frankly.... damn good.

But got to say, the whipped potato stole the show for me.... creamy buttery goodness. MADE FROM SCRATCH!

The happy boy with his food.

2 OWBs...... loves it

Quan's dinner made me wanna try cooking again. I havent really cooked since i came back from France.... i used to think i was quite a good cook cos i went there not knowing how the hell to cook shit like fried rice and aglio olio penne but it turned out quite nice imo. or maybe i was just hungry..... so i think. i am going to try out cooking aglio olio again.... hopefully it turns out right so i can cook for ahem other people.

So there ya go.... 5 days of binge eating and boozin and sleeping later than 3am. i really wanted to die. not young anymore... got to tell myself that everyday. if not i think the fortune teller's prediction of me dying young will become true one day :(((((((

shocked

i used to think i am quite liberal. but i was shocked and slightly stunned this morning. you see. i was on my way to work... minding my own business in the train and reading mypaper. in comes a mother carrying her what looks like a 3 to 4 year old boy. a nice lady offered her seat to them.

so i was reading my paper.... listening to music. i lowered my paper and what i saw.....weirded me out. the lady whipped out her booby and her TODDLER son proceeded to suck on it..... I KNOW RIGHT. right in the middle of a freaking peak-hour mrt. I mean..... it's quite a beautiful thing... to breastfeed. the breastfeeding didnt stun me..... it was the fact that a TODDLER was sucking on it, not a baby. something is wrong right??? RIGHT?? tell me i am not a prude. and everyone else seemed to like, not care. Either they were as shocked as i was... or.... I DUNNO LA. SO WEIRD..... lines need to be drawn man. and a boy sucking on tits is nowehre near acceptable to me.

So yeah. my tuesday nite rant.... oooh yoga is wearing the shit outta me. and i was SO hungry during class today i was actually thinking about char bee hoon the entire time. i swear. i really wanted to go straight home and eat fruits but i kept thinking about char bee hoon. i was thinking abt it soooo much i actually zoned out completely during one exercise because the char bee hoon was calling out for me..... FML. So, you know.... i chiong-ed to the coffee shop and ordered myself a nice plate of beehoon and ribena and proceeded to gorge on it..... zero self control.

And yeah, my US trip is pretty much confirmed. and looks like i will be burning 2 weekends in 10 days.... hopefully my boss will be nice enuff to give me 4 days off in lieu..... but watevs. i am going san fran and new orleans and i am going to earn shitloads of miles flying sq so..... yay! and i realised my window for taking ippt is almost up..... which also means..... i am getting one year older soon. FML. TIME TOO BOOK IPPT AND EARN 200 BUCKS!

I dun wanna jinx it by saying it but...

I maybe going to USA in November for work for 10 days!! HOLLAAAAAAAA!!! Los Angeles, San Fran. New Orleans.... HEEEERRE I COMEEEEE.

ok nothing is official yet but OMG. Can u imagine.... winter, near the coast. Not so cold to be wrapped like ba zhang but cold enuff to wear designer garb. can u IMAGINE my excitement. and i wun be going with my bosses, just people from other agencies. YES. party all NITE LONG by myself.... GOTTA LOVE THAT. plus all the D&G shades and shoes i wanna buy. omg. i cannot breathe

ok.... better not jinx it by saying more. i really cannot take it. please let it come thru.

prawning = one way ticket to high cholestrol hell

I was so worried on Wed nite and started panic-ing because i was still dateless for BOTH friday and saturday. It's been a long long time since the last time i was faced with the same situation. I make it sound like it's a bad thing.... to stay at home. BUT IT IS. but thank GOD for back-up frens. hahaha. everything fell into place nicely and as usual, my weekend rocked the shit out.

Met FK for a 640pm show of Time Traveler's Wife at VIvio. The last time we watched Final Destination, we caught a 930pm show cause we wanted to have proper dinner first. But in the end we thought it was waaaay too late cos we almost fell asleep while waiting for the show to start. THIS TIME. bloody hell. it was TOO EARLY!. I left work at 430 to go COMEX to buy my D&D lucky draw prizes. I tot I would be able to leave before 6 to rush down to vivo. BIG MISTAKE.

COMEX was FILLED with people with TOO MUCH money to spend and DUN HAVE TO WORK. Seriously, where did all these people come out from?!?!! on a WORKING DAY! all these people shud just DIE. Didnt a PC show just ended 2 months back? WHY DO ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO KEEP COMING BACK. Recession my ASS. Luckily we only had to get a few items otherwise i would have died of claustrophoia and agoraphobia. So the queue was mad and i only left at like 605pm. I ran all the way from the exhibition hall to the bus stop outside Marina Sq. It felt like forever for me to run there because there was just too many darn people ard me. I HATE PEOPLE. why dun they just ALL DIE.

Feeling like i wouldnt be able to make it in time. I TOOK CAB. in CBD area with PEAK HOUR SURCHARGE. kill me now. so in the cab i called FK "where the hell are u" and he was like "call u back later". GGGGGGG confirm he was still at work. fuck this shit. the things we do for work. confirm he also has to cab down from tanjong pagar cos it was already 620pm. no way in hell he was going to make the 640pm show. (on a side note.... why dun cinemas offer 8pm shows. that would just solve EVERYTHING) The plan was to ta pao fast food and BEER into the cinema. but looks like we were all going to be late. that plan aint gonna happen.

Den I arrived earlier than him. and i realised oh fuck he was the one who booked the tickets so i cant COLLECT IT and go in earlier. FML. But the ingenius me tought of collecting the tickets on his behalf so i asked for FK's ic number. and i went up to the counter and slut around. "hi my fren actually booked the tickets but he is running REALLY late. do you think i can collect the tickets on his behalf?" BAM!!! No need credit card. tickets collected. DAYUM i am smart. So i went in and left the tickets at the gantry for him to collect himself.

ok so the movie was not bad at all!! I kept reading bad reviews abt it but i tought it was MAGICAL.... so sad. i wonder what i would do if i knew i was going to die. wah damn sad damn sad. So both of us didnt have dinner and we were hungry as fuck. so we went to brotzeit and ordered beer (yes beer on empty stomach. gotta love it)

and sausage platter for 2!! gotta love sausages. whoever invented them deserves a nobel prize.

After that i went to buy wine and met alexis bitch for chillin session. damn gross all my drinking frens are hall people. why cant i find people outside of hall to drink with me. WHY WHY WHY. damn loser. but she is good company and she is a klutz so i love her. watevs. (CT dun be sad. we knew u were busy so we didnt ask u! gd luck for ur CA) Den mq came to join us. and then i went home.

Still with no plans. i finally faced the awful reality that i MAY have to stay home on saturday. BUT BUT BUT chen bonan called me at 11 and asked me if i wanna go out cos his fiancee is abroad (U SEE!! Back-up fren rocks. everyone is everyone else's back up. gotta love back ups!) and we decided to go PRAWNING!!! WOOOTS WOOTS! So we asked jinhui and weijie. YAY. super excited. and just as i was about to leave for swimming, mas mas asked me to go shopping with him. (bloody hell. at first got nothing to do, now everyone wants a piece of me. damn busy please. next time please book in advance. i am hot property). and guess wat, i was his backup too. hahahah. u dick. next time wanna shop ask me first, not ur gf. U UNDERSTAND. :P

So after swimming i chiong-ed back home to change, chiong-ed to vivo, and then chiong-ed to bishan. This is weijie and bonan, looking so engrossed at hooking the bait.

after a crash course of about 30secs, i was the first to drop the bait and after like 2mins (not kidding) i caught my first prawn!!! WOOHOOO!! wah kao super excited! the first hour we were on a roll.... we caught like nobody's business thanks to chen bonan the expert prawn catcher. but the 2nd hour we hit a drought. damn sad.....

so i got so DULAN i just whack my white wine, right out of the bottle. damn unglam but who cares right. i was in bishan. in a no man'sland. no one would recognise me. then the 3rd hour it got better again. all in all we caught 27 prawns in 2 hours!! not bad eh!! and some of them were like big head prawns..... prawn head chap here i comee!!

Weijie looking weirdly excited about starting fire...... ooh i had such a fun time skewering the live prawns. i actually skewed once, took it out and skewed it another time..... and then weijie asked me "if someone rammed a rod up ur ass and out of your brains, took it out, and then did it again, how would u feel" then i was like "oh sorry prawn"..... loves it.

catch of the day!

and bbq-ing them. chen bonan doesnt eat prawns so it was shared among 3 people.... yes. I SWEAR this is the best shit i have tasted. just add salt and thats it! damn fresh. damn juicy. damn a lot of prawn brains chap. who cares about high cholesterol right. ma de. eat first den say la......

By that time i was looking like a hot mess. cos it was so hot. i smelt of prawns and i was sticky as hell. so we drove to tampines to send jinhui back first, then we went to tampines mall to drink and indulge in vices. and talked a lot of rubbish till like 2am. my god i was really dying. 2 nites in a row sleep late. really can die. but i am so UBER excited about our next outing!! FK, Weitee, wenhan, see guan, if u are reading this, WE ARE GOING TO PAINTBALL!!! woohoo!! So go and EXERCISE now..... and start to prep so we can have an ass kicking war in october. we need one or 2 girls too so shit and jinhui. please be on standby.

thats the end of my super haps weekend. cant wait for the long weekend next week. in desperate need of a longer break.

I cant wait....

1. for my parents to go to kimchi land for 8 days in early Oct. So i can have the WHOLE HOUSE to myself and create havoc.

2. for my Vietnam work trip in late Oct. Most likely going to stay at Sheraton at Hanoi.... loves it. looking at a 5 or 6 day work trip. yes. away from office.

3. for my next long trip next year. hopefully to eastern europe.

4. for shanny to come back so we can go eat soup restaurant next thursday.

i cant wait i cant wait...

yoga today was super killer.... really wanted to die. but all that sweat. wooohoo shioks. and i didnt eat dinner. almost wanted to cook maggi but i self control!!! gotta love that.

KRD&D09

Ok anyway this photo is supposed to come last but i am lazy to re-upload everything so yeah. I went to KR D&D as alumni for the 2nd year. a bit sian already.... if not for alexis and ct i think i wun go... i mean it was at BUKIT BATOK..... like. omg who the eff goes to bukit batok for D&D. Anyway try spotting me in this pic..... alexis i think u can find yourself in other versions of this photo la huh. since u were popping out of the same spot as me hahahaha.

yeah so anyway. i decided not to go in normal work clothes cos thats SO boring.... and i havent worn my jacket since my sister's wedding in dec so might as well wear right. designer garb loves it.

The rest of the alumni who came.

me with aili....

anyway, this is the zhu jiao of the nite... the reason why i even bothered to come. Miss Kr 2009. woohooo i have good genes! one Mr KR 2008 and another Ms KR 2009. loves it. Sluttin' it as a nerdy secretary.... my paternal instincts went on high gear when i saw the skirt.... i was like "oh my god why the skirt so short! ma de.... it better not ride up! and she better not bend down!" hahaha. and HELLO wassup with the bouncy catwalk. ma de. let the original diva teach u a thing or 2 =P

Woooohoo!! spandex/lycra/swimsuit thing! loves it. wah not bad.... can dance salsa already. next time choreo with krissandi for DU.

struttin' struttin' WHAM BAM KA-CHING!!!

POW! i bet all the guys in the room was like "ouch" but i think she felt no pain.

So yeah... crowning moment.... reigning Mr and Ms KR 2008 final walk.... wassup with the wave man. like running for presidency. Mr & Mrs Obama. woots woots!

and the new Ms and Mr KR 2009. yay!

8Gz Love. a boy who refuses to grow up, teaCher, Ms KR Barbie, Hot stuff and slutty cop.

After that the alumni decided to escape from the chaotic mess of taking photos so we went off to, WEST COAST MACS!!!!!!!!

sian there goes my diet man. ate macchicken meal.... boo hoo ZERO self control. i think we were there until only like.... 1am and all of us felt like DYING. i was tearing and yawning at the same time. ma de can u say "OLD FARTS"

Saturday was quite lax.... went to swim. came back with a healthy glow. Skee came to pick me up and off we went to holland v to eat ZICHAR! Miss Lim couldnt make it in the end cos she had to fulfil her duty as a caring teacher and accompany her sec 1 kid abck to PASIR RIS because he was alone.... ma de. i mean. hello sec 1. WHAT WRONG WITH GOING HOME ALONE. he is not a retard what! Sec 1 i also ownself take bus to school...

ok so at the zi char i didnt eat rice *pats back..... but got har qiong gai and tua tao. one way road to high cholestrol hell. BOOOO. sorry la. if got food in front of me i really cannot control. if u are my fren. next time when we go out and eat. please order less. and order more healthy stuff. eat until damn shiok. woots woots!

Went to coffee bean to chill.... and skee and carol HAD to order 2 cakes. gee thanks man. We ended up talking for 2 hours. but i was still too early to go red dot to meet the bitches so i went to the magazine stall to buy my first ever GQ to read at red dot. and i LOVE IT.

Off to red dot i went and i was so paiseh "eh table for 5 but my frens are only coming 45 mins later"..... lucky the manager this time is not the mean one who always tell me full house. order a long island.... shili and adi singing in the background while i read my GQ. whoa whoa. loves it. but the lighting was too GG for me to really read so i just sat there for 20mins waiting for them..... which turned to 30mins. and 40mins. sian!

Finally they came and i realised only ct and alexis came so i asked for more seats than needed. damn paiseh. but watevs..... they ordered so much food when they couldnt eat anymore. ma de. see la.... frens like that. no wonder my diet never works. i have to finish the food for them. lucky never order tower if not SURELY puke.

So any way, we shared some donkey jokes and ate a lot of potato cheeseballs and decided to call it an early nite..... at 1am.

THATS ALL FOR THIS WEEK!!! BYE BYE

Sometimes

I wonder what might have happened if we didnt had that argument we had. i know i can safely say this cos i dun think u read my blog. geez it must have been more than 2 years ago. and now we pretend like nothing has happened.

So sad. I guess thats life. sometimes, shit happens. oh well..... i dun think i will ever say sorry. because i had said it once, even thou its clearly not my fault. and i dun think i will ever say it again. so... let's see.

I guess this is why people say frens should never work together

Rockin' the Weekend!!

Updating my life to people who dun have lives. Once again i rocked the weekend away (and spending shit loads of money while doing it as well.)

Friday nite was spent with 2 other lonely souls Dr Chang and FK. I decided we should watch a later show of Final Destination 3D cause i dun wanna rush thru dinner.... We ate at place called Oriole. See, i am sick of eating at the usual places so i asked Chek (trusty STB officer) to recommend nices new eating places and ding ding ding, he told me to try out this place which is at the Pan Pacific Service Apt. I mean serioulsy only people in the industry would know of places like this.... commoners wun even go near Pan Pacific service apts.

This is Oriole, taken by my super lousy hp camera. But really, this places is REALLY NICE!! the decor and everything was very chic. Its hidden away in some corner of SOmerset so u wun feel like u are in town. More importantly, the food was GOOD. 3 thumbs up!!! (if you know what i mean heh). The spicy calamari was spicy and tangy at the same time and its damn fresh! We ate pretty nice main courses but too hungry to take photos. my fish and chips was done to perfection and their tartar sauce was omg. the best i have tasted. not like those fake tasting mayo-ish packets u get from Macs. hahahha

And althou their dessert menu isnt extensive, but it simply brought me to heaven. It's that good. hahahah. we ate some honey comb thing with ice cream and caramel. wah kao. damn good. they have some berries meringue thing which the other table ordered and it lookd super yummy too but we too full to order any more. will certainly go back there again! Not ex summore!!!

So we nua-ed and nua-ed for one hour before going to watch 3DFD. wah quite excited.first time watching 3D movie. its a bit ex-er but what the hell i dun care. its a friday. The movie was not bad, 2 pretty interesting way of dying, but the rest felt too similar. always involved spilling of liquids. getting a bit predictable. And the glasses needs a bit getting used to. got a bit nauseating at the beginning. But ok la huh not bad quite fun. ahhahhaa

So we went home after. and i..... ya know. did my sins. so yeah. thats all for Friday. Actually i would have gone back to meet the dancers. but ya know. i ain't part of bash so i better not self invite right. i think i shud have frens who are not from hall. and not go back hall so often if not i am really damn loser. ma de. budden.... next Friday got D&D so bound to go back again i think..... FML. issit too early to start planning what to wear? hahahha.

Saturday woots woots. Went to a cantonese restaurant to celebrate my mama's B-day (Beyonce style... ok lame. watevs.)

My bored cousins. serioulsy those 2 are getting a little bit spoilt. like major brats man. now i know why teachers are complaining about students getting out of hand.

But it was quite funny and weird to hear my cousin saying "I cant believe Miley cyrus dated Nick JOnas for a year. Nick Jonas is SO lst year". OMG. She maybe from prim and proper SCGS pri but i think she is turning in to one mean girl. I think cos she learnt from the best. ME. I love them to death but they are BRATS.

Oh so here we are singing happy birthday to longevity buns.... cos my mama is traditional. My papa was passing the cab to the relief driver so he wasnt here yet.... wah the food at this restaurant is quite good eh! He Ping Fan Dian or something. SUPER GOOD.

oh forgot that we were also celebrating my bro-in-law's bday too, here is the cake (which looks digusting but trust me, it taste anything but). i think there was too much fudge in the cake so it sort of "decapitated" itself. the top half slid down so we had to fix it back hahaha.

Went home to chillax a bit before going down to ST REGIS!!! Yay, been waiting for WEEKS for this day to come. 6 star sia.... dun play play. it was damn hot and the hotel was nowhere near any MRT so i had to drag ma ass down from orchard mrt to tanglin. damn hot damn hot. FML.

They have butlers to open door for u and greet u, even thou was only in berms and my fred perry. i wanted to wear t shirt and berms and slippers but i thought i better not dress so sloppily. damn i'm good.

ahhhhh so pretty.

omg the interior was seriously omgahee opulence to the maxness.... nearly died. look at this buffet setting. like, luxurious much?

this is the man, Han who was kind enuff to let us stay a nite over!! look at the room!!! (i hate my cam, doesnt do the room justice)

whoa whoa LCD tv 42 inch...

look at the bathroom omg. its like. the size of my room i kid u not....

the bathtub is not those cheapo kind which is attached to one side of the wall... it is those kind with four legs. and u can watch TV also while soaking in the tub. I swtiched it on to MTV while bathing. damn cool. macam like MTV cribs.

and tell me WHICH ELEVATOR in Singapore has SEATS inside.... really damn lazy. no wonder all rich people are FAT.

the room with the view to KILL..... wah can die can die!

so we met and den wanted to go to Chilli's at Tanglin Mall for dinner.... but they potong steam to the max and wanted to save money so we went food court..... really damn sian. hahaha. stay st regis then go food court.... but the food court not bad also la. quite gao1 dang3

Came back and let the party begin!!! drank like siao last nite.... really GG. I know what the bitch is going to say "eww look at all these old people" hahahah. shuddap we are old. but rich. so SUCK ON THAT. hahaha

Chazz-y lookin' good. eh girls he is still single... and he rides a bike. can consider... he brought a bottle of Mclarens (??) whisky. really damn shiok... damn smooth. my chivas taste like SHIT in comparison.

We also had like 2 bottles of Muscato, Kahlua with milk, chardonnay, red wine... erm erm and 100 other poison la. seriously. and the person who earned the most brought Absolut Vodka. like what 20bucks from DFS? wah lao wanted to smack his ass. Summore still dare to say he got Champagne at home but didnt bring. OK la let's not point fingers. Here is Han and the laydeesss

Cheers!

Played poker. WAH SIAN. i think i suck at poker man. lost 50bucks. to the richest man in the room. Look at his blue chips.... one blue chip is 5bucks by the way. the rich gets richer? yes. i'm afraid so.

Even Van was tempted to play. Holdem rocks!....

SEE MY CHIPS!!!! Damn poor thing. i lost everything at the end of the day.... cos i too drunk anyhow play ma de... people all in me. i got trips he got ful house. MA DE. watever la. FML.

So I slept cos really too tired. on 500 count Egyptian threads.... hahahaha kidding la. i dunno how many count threads but the pillow were not foam ok. i think got feathers inside.

Daniel Chew Aik Kah trying to be cheapo and stealing all the freebies in the room.... he even called the butler to give him a set of toiletries cos its atas..... spa kind. PROPS TO HIM. hahahha

so ya lor. that marks the end of ma weekend..... if u have 475bucks to spare.... can also come here and slurge one nite. HEH. bye byeeeeeee