BINTAN~~~!!!

Oh i was off to bintan. and now im back. sexcited.

Before that i had the most impromptu weekday nite.... had a last min sms from step asking to meet for supper with CT to dig out secrets... so we went to Thomson prata house. never been there... the maggi goreng wasnt that fantastic... no taste. the one near serangoon stadium is still da bomb. Anyway.... ct gave us shocking news that made us almost wanted to die.... althou i half expected it hhehhehe.

Thursday.... well thursday i went out in town. ya. nothing much... except i finally saw the (almost done) orchard ion.... it looks damn out of place in the middle of nowhere....

Friday.... i really wanted to just stay at home but step had to drag me out for another supper... before that we went to ct's house (mai siao siao got security guard, albeit a slightly crazed one). I finally got to meet Tammy.... which i expectd to be smaller but turned out to be like a smaller version of a jack russell.

i used to hate small hyperactive dogs because they scare the shit outta me... i like big dogs like my neigbour's golden retriever which i havent heard bark before.... i think it maybe mute. ok watever. but yao yao and tammy made me change my mind... cos they are small dogs which are hyperactive but dun bark so thats good.

Look at my guns man..... finally the gyms paying off.

But i had to destroy my week's gym efforts by going to Thomson.... TWICE. my god.

If my noodles with luncheon meat didnt add pounds to my weight, i am sure this thick toast with horlicks and condensed milk did... MA DE.

So yeah... talked more. bitch abt seniors performance. got grilled. and step sent me home.

Early next morning, i headed to Tanah Merah Ferry terminal which is seriously at the other end of the globe. so ulu. my god. EVeryone gathered and we were off to BINTANNNN!!!.

Huge mass orgy alert. 19 people in total. please count yourself. Oh and did i mention i love my arms? i know.... i have an unhealthy obsession with them. if i could, i would just marry them.

Anyway, dismas i got to complain. i think ur country(men) sucks. They tried to rip off my family at the customs, telling us to pay 2 bucks per person to go thru the "express queue" so we didnt have to wait. SERIOUSLY. wassup with this people? govt not paying them enuff issit.

Of cos we didnt take up the dubious offer. like watever. We headed to Nirwana resorts, which i tot was quite nice. the staff there were very frenly, althou, SUPER slow. It was drizzling so we just ate lunch and went to sleep.... way to start off the weekend right.

My dad wanted to call for massage in our room. i didnt want to cos i was super paranoid, thinking that it maybe one of those that offer specials. so i just watched fashion tv on cable (oh my god i can just watch fashiontv everyday. it is the most redundant channel on cable ever. but i love it) and keeping an eye on my father.... i know. i am crazy.

The sun finally came out and we went to swim!! The beach was very clear (althou i really expected blue waters..... whenever it comes to our frenly neighbour, my expectations have to be dropped by 10 notches. step, u are right, there are no blue waters in bintan. i am stupid)

Gorgeous evening skies....

Look at the gorgeous pool that has the view of the ocean.... half the time i was there i was imagning my 8gz frens being there instead of my family. ARGH. i dun hate my family. it's just that once u have travelled with ur frens, family vacations becomes..... a tad boring. I even thought of who should sleep with who, and since there are 7 of us, the 3 guys can have 3some in one room. the bitch can sleep with step and ali and sleep with ct. OMG sooooo fun. ok shuddap(aili how do u spell shuddap???? S-H-U-D-D-A-P)

At nite we went to The Kelong to eat seafood.... after hearing nasty stories from step about nasty food in bintan, i tot we were going to be served shit. but the food there turned out ot be quite nice! the fried prawn omg..... was like popcorn chicken but 100 times better. SO FRESH. SO JUICY!! But the price also quite roxy..... 445 bucks per table. thats 1000 bucks for 19 people. GG. Bintan really love ripping off singaporeans. made.

The next day, woke up at 9plus. went to swim again. this time with my cute little cousins. wah damn cute damn cute cannot take it. but also very irritating cos he keeps asking me questions. Went back to sleep at 1130am. Wanted to get myself a massage since it didnt look too sleazy to me.... but they were busy so we had to wait till 1pm. So i happily slept till then.... wah damn shiok damn shiok.

So at one, 2 masseurs came. ASked me to strip down to my UNDERWEAR. omg. i nearly freaked. how come they didnt ask my dad to strip down yesterday!!! so never mind. i switched the tv on to fashiontv if not the silence in the room will be damn awkward. den my dad also stripped. very very awkward. so the person massage massage. BLOODY HELL SHE TOUCHED MY INNER THIGH. MA DE. my sensitive area. OMG i nearly freaked. i wanted to scream for daddy, only to realised he is right beside me. so ok never mind i ren. heng i was lying face down so nothing happened.

Then omg. the person pulled down my underwear halfway down my butt cheeks.... OH.MY.GOD. i have never felt so VIOLATED.... VIOLATED I TELL U. fuck man. the GIRL RAPED ME. Booooooooooooo :( How come i didnt see all these things going on yesterday!!! (oh i forgot... cos i was too engrossed watching fashion tv). TRAUMATIC.

After that better-left-forgotten experience.... what better way than to down myself with alcohol. at 230pm in the afternoon, i downed 2 cocktails.... yumz. but very ex too.... really ripping me off at 15bucks per cocktail.

my dad and sis

me looking very pleased and happy with my drink, but really i was crying inside for being raped.

After that we went to shoot some arrows and fire some shots at the range.... the weather was CRAZY hot..... look at my cousin in the mickey mouse cap. like HOW CUTE IS THAT.

At nite, it was my sister's and my turn to treat the extended family to dinner. ate the buffet which was alright i guess.... i love the desserts the best thou. and the fried chicken. SIAN better start gymming tmr again.

PLayed mahjong with my auntie and my sister's parents in law. Was losing quite badly until the last round when i keep diao-ing zeng. YES. ping hu zi mou KA LONG. shiokness. damaged control a bit and ended up losing 15 only. heng ah.

The next day... same thing, woke up, swam in the sea, kayaked a little checked out at 12. we managed to catch a jelly fish. took a pic with my hp but too lazy to upload here. nua-ed at the coffee lounge till the bus came to pick us up for the ferry.

Before leaving, the obligatory mass orgy pic part 2.

Anyway, i came back, rushed for my dental appt only to be REJECTED because i just came back from overseas. seriously damn pissed off. dun wanna talk about it. DULAN to the maxness. aye.

Bintan is actually quite alright, if u can look past the relatively steep prices, the sea which is not blue and the fact that it was drizzling 1/3 of the time. other than that, it is really quite a good place to NUA and like rot to death, watching fashiontv and lazing in the pool. shud go with frens next time.

BYE NOW!