Sunday, April 18, 2010

dead meat

before i start anything.... i received an sms first thing in the morning. MY BOSS GAVE BIRTH. fml. cos that means i amthe next most "experienced" person in my dept (althou not in rank) and i am probably gonna die the next 4 months at work. a bit worried. but. fuck this shit i can do this.

so the past week i was back for command twice, hall and block. 2nd time i've done it. and it gets more boring each time i am back.... dun think i have a reason to be back after next year. if i am even interested the next time that is.

Friday went window shopping with khalid. and sorta decided we are going to east coast of USA for holidays in August. hopefully it comes through. god knows i need a freaking holiday stat. after that we went to a super dodgy bar which we left right after taking our drink and headed to tp for beer before going to Maxwell to eat ORH JIAN!!! damn satisfying pls.... i think i shud really get back to my gymming schedule now that DU is over. no more reason not to exercise... otherwise all these binge eating will just.... make me die younger which i already suspect will happen after 10 years. i swear.

Gotta go home early cos... i have public service swimming meet the next morning. wake up at 7am please... what the shitty shit. really itchy backside go and sign up for swimming competition. ma de. I tot all civil servants would be like fat and pudgy..... OH GOD NO SO WRONG PLEASE. the gurkhas from home affairs, the commandos and NDU's from mindef and then the pe teachers from MOE..... KNN ALL GOT ABS ONE PLEASE>>>>> i got a shock of my life. ji pai si liao.....sure kena thrashed..... hahahha.

i took part in the 50m free and 50m breast, banking on my youth and IHG experience to make me not look so malu. in the end i got 10th and 9th placing for free and breastroke, out of 16 swimmers... OK LA not so bad right..... mid of the pack. gotta love that. i've still got it ok..... not that old. go and buy 4d please 3183 and 4012.... my timings. hahahha.

went home and step came over to make her flirtinis and saketinis for the night's party..... and then the most gg thing happened. her champagne was rolling around in her car and i didnt know so it just exploded like a premature ejaculation and splashed ALL OVER MY KITCHEN CABINETS...... and my mother was right beside me witnessing this hot mess..... KNNNNNNN. 1/3 bottle of champagne gone like that..... wasted please. and that bitch left me to clean up the mess.... so sad. destined to be a househusband here.

went to nap and got a call from her to "go and get ready i am coming to pick u up in 30mins" it was 6 and we were supposed to meet at 745. KI SIAO so early please..... followed her to go find dwirty boy at swissotel. got free ice to chill our poisons du jour so not complaining. surprisingly we were on the dot, reaching Aromas of Inda at Novena for dinner with the 8gz people. and the rest were, even more surprisingly, not that late. yay. i influenced them to be on time pls.

We've always dined at western food places so we decided to be adventurous and try indian food this time.... i really loved the food at Aromas of India!! (althou some of them thot the spices were too strong).... whacked dunno how many servings of butter chicken curry and garlic/butter/plain naan.... and chicken tikka masala and lamb kebab and dunno what other meaty things..... overload. hahah. i loved it. SO WHERE ARE WE GOING TO NEXT TIME?! french/turkish/morrocan/ spanish??!?

after that huang alibaba, step and i decided to bring them to Marina Barrage cos they have never been there.... me too actually and i thought the nite view would be fantastic..... and it was!!! check out the view please:


too bad there were so many random people there.... still managed to find our own booth at the dam. whipped out our drinks and drank ourselves silly..... thou personally i would still prefer drinking in dance room. not because i cannot move on.... but because of the aircon, music and toilet. but watever. we ran out of drinks cos alexis bitch was so smart and brought along wine with a cork head but didnt bring wine opener. bitch. so we have to call it an early nite at 1130pm *so gay.... as the others looked like they needed some rest....(which in fact they didnt cos they went back hall and drank again WITHOUT ME. so sad.) can u say POTONG STEAM. totally lacklustre... and to think i spent more than a month planning this shit. bitches.

so yeah. that's it. over. to compensate the sobriety i was experiencing the entire sat nite, i decided to get my self drunk on sunday afternoon..... by myself. eating cashew nuts and watching tv.... it's 9pm and i am still slightly... light headed. gonna make me some drinks later again so i can sleep like a baby later..... get ready for 4 months of hell at work.

On a seperate note..... i totally NEED to go shopping. i need to buy new undies (cos the old ones are getting too loose and giving me wedgies).... i need new brown working shoes cos my beloved pointy pedros literally have a hole in the soles..... on both sides. so sad cos i really really love those shoes and they are no longer producing them. i can only wear them on days i THINK wun rain.... otherwise my socks are gonna get waterlogged. i am also still in search of that PERFECT white crisp long sleeve shirt which is going to give me more professional credibility. and also cos all my white shirts are either too old/stained/boring. FML. WHERE IS MY BONUS FARKING HELL.

oooh and i finally asked my mama if alexis can stay with us for like 1 week after exams. and she said YES!!!!! SO HAPS PLEASE!!! cannot take it. we are so gonna thrash my house cos my mama is going to malaysia the same weekend she is moving in. CANNOT WAIT. hahahhaha.

lastly..... yeah. ultimately, i love u, u bitch. falling to pieces indeed.....


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