Conversations 2

Sms with my fren
me: eh so u wanna meet or not. but i can only meet for a drink or 2 i gotta go jb tmr morning
haled: yeah ok but u are paying for drinks!!!
me: no please. dun be a leech.
haled: my company is invaluable.
me: which means i cant place a value to it. hence i cant buy u a drink.
haled: wahhh good answer!!
that coming from my fren who is a million times more bitchy than me.... compliment please. gotta love my witty self

Before watching Eclipse
wei: do u know when i came to buy tickets earlier today i ran into my colleagues who also wanted to watch movie... and they asked me what movie i was watching.... i was like "errrr inception"
me: because eclipse is too gay?
wei: yah la! and can u imagine if they watched inception too and they asked me on monday how was the movie and i said "what inception?"
me: busted.
i swear eclipse is damn gay. sexual tension between a werewolf and a vampire. hahha

At the supermarket
me: what the fuck is a 'Colossol Lump'??? *staring at a poster
wei: hahahhaha. we GOT to check it out
turns out it was canned food
wei: ok, that was underwhelming.

After watching Eclipse
wei: you know werewolves could be the source of global warming
together: because they are hotter than everything else?
and then we burst out laughing *cues hearty laughter....

On the way home
me: wah lao if i were rich i would dress like that everyday *pointing to a man in skinny drop crotch jeans, blazer, t shirt ensemble
wei: yeah he can't even open his legs and walk properly man
me: not everything is about functionality ok
wei: thats not what u would say if there was a disaster and u can't run..... you'd probably take off your pants, FOLD IT FIRST, then run.
sometimes i think only my bff gets me. and i get him. and we have the same twisted lame ass sense of humour.

With a colleague
him: do you know why old people don't need to sleep so much?
me: why
him: cos they know they don't have much time left on this earth. so they must make full use of all their time.
ok, i am officially dying then.