weekends are never the same again

2nd consecutive weekend COMPLETELY sober. omg i need my bitch back from msia ASAP.

as mentioned below (gosh sounds like an email), i went to watch Eclipse with my bff at lido cos he had vouchers. and for the 2nd week in a row we whacked KFC and macs... chicken overload. but i loaded it. i could smell the kfc oil seeping thru my pores even after the movie. anyway am i the only one on team jasper? he actually talks.... but seriously the wig could be 100times better than a mophead. after the movie haled totally blew me off again so i had NOWHERE to go but home.... which was good in a way cos i had to wake up at 530am in the morning to go to.....

JB. It was raining and POURING cats and dogs when i woke up and i was thinking ma de GG how to go JB. and it was such a perfect weather to snuggle in..... actually not so much snuggle but like fall right back into deep sleep cos i was wah kao tired. but i had to wake up.... cos its a family trip and i had the unenviable task of being the organiser this time round. went down and wanted to take a cab to seng kang where the coach will be coming to fetch us but since it was pouring like mad, there were no cabs in sight. luckily i had brains to wear flip flops cos it was totally flooding on the road.

of cos the cab didnt come.... murphy is always right. his laws are always spot on. so we had to make a last minute call to my sis to come pick us up. turns out the caoch hasnt even arrived. i was so pissed. but i was too tired to make a scene so i had to pretend to be oh-no-its-alright but deep down i was like bloody-driver-its-your-job-to-know-the-route-before-u-set-out-dammit. we drove past orchard road which was totally flooding omg pub is going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE i can only imagine the amount of paper work they have to do when they go back to office tmr..... poor things.

finally we arrived in JB. geez. first time ever in jb..... i mean i have passed thru it before countless times but not actually touring it.... it was dodgy as hell i wonder why people wanna go there. we went to a coffee shop for breakfast and i wanted to eat roti chanai la them being them.... were so bloody slow i almost gave up queueing. and they handle my money with their oily hands... when they gave me mmy change i was stunned for a second.... dunno whether to put the money back into my braun buffel wallet.... den i was like wtf i just shove it to my father and he gladly took it and put it in his pocket. that's what fathers are for. and thats how spoilt i am.

den i concussed on the coach again as it drove us to Yong Peng for DURIANS.... me not being a durian fan, wasnt very excited.... but my grandma aka the empress dowager starting eating like a carnivorous babarian even before we got down the coach. wah lao gotta love my grandma..... actually we were more like herbivorous barbarians since durians are fruits...... can u imagine.... my ah ma with her walking stick and white hair and chomping on durians....."bo ho jiak" but didnt care she just kept whacking.... its not everyday u get to see her like this.

of cos i was just standing there.... choosing wisely which one to eat. since i didnt like durians i better eat those that look nice so i wun have to waste my stomach space. somehow i love durian cakes, but not so much durians. i dunno why. im complicated that way.

den i concussed again as we headed to Tebrau City for shopping... the tour guide was like "its the largest shopping centre in JB cos it has 3 floors" den me and my sister looked at each other.... wtf 3 floors call largest simisai. oh but jhneg jheng jheng we were so wrong cos we forgot msia has land..... so... it was like SPRAWLED OUT like a USA outlet shopping.... but filled with thrashy msia clothes. it was so bad, i swear. no one shud be caught dead wearing those clothes. gosh. now i know where alexis got her lian look from.

went for a super sucky dinner at a restaurant and again concussed on the way back to spore. really i dun like jb.... or any part of msia i have been to so far. it's just..... not sitting right with me. so i came home, washed up and headed out for INCEPTION.

can i just say that this is THE BEST MOVIE i have watched this year u HAVE TO WATCH IT. it mind fucks u in every possible way..... esp the ending. u can hear the collective WAH LAOSSSSSSSSSSS from the audience cos that bitch christopher nolan likes to mind fuck people. i swear he is one sick brilliant genius i wonder what he thinks about on a daily basis.... and im so glad i am not the only one who gets jolted up during my sleep dreaming that i am falling down!! yuan lai i am normal after all.... thank god.

so yes that was my weekend... very boring.... very sober..... nothing toxic in my system..... no wait there is. hahaha ok nevermind. till the next weekend....... i foresee another sober weekend. SIAN. to the maximum spider.