Tuesday, August 04, 2009
omg i am SO tired
And you know what i do when i get stressed right??? I buy ice cream. and i eat it like mad. it costs money and it makes me fat. all the gymming gone to waste. ma de. and the i get so brain dead i cant do shit... and i havent made my driving licence and i havent call to get my passion card replaced and my father phone is like SPOILT for the 10millionth time.... (seriously NOKIA service centre sucks ass).... damn stressed. so many miscellaneous things to do. sibei tao tia.
anyway.... so exciting, i am going to learn YOGA EH!!!! With carol and j low at bedok. I think shud be quite fun.... althou they keep saying they will ache for one whole week. and then the cycle continues. haha. want to take up new "sport" since my back has been giving me problems.... so i will be at bedok for 12 tuesdays!! HUANG AILI!!! Lets go blk 85 eat someday!! dun eat ur mama's dinner! :)))))
Sunday, August 02, 2009
Destination: Party Boat
Quan drove us to Holland V to buy mixers and ct claims to that someone there was in love with me. I think she is mad. Came back... the bbq was STILL going on. And they were dancing MASS DANCE. at 11pm at nite. kill me now. So we went to dance room.... alexis taught me some bash moves which I cant really do well.... hey not cause i dun wanna do ok... i just didnt wanna do it 100% cause pple we dunno were there.... I dun want them to judging me. hHAHAA. excuses.
Drink drink drink. den we decided to eat supper at west coast macs.... AYE. there goes my diet... budden weekend isnt for diet anyway.... right ct? ahhaa. but i shud seriously stop eating mcspicy. Somehow my stomach can no longer handle that kind of spiciness.... or rather. more specifically. just mcspicy. And then ct drove me back halfway and i took a cab home from Thomson. YAY. saved nearly 10bucks of cab fare. This is what daughters are for... to be my chauffeur.
Saturday morning had to drag myself out of bed to attend Carol's surprise bday party!!! I had to cancel a family function cos of this and i was super guilty. Cos my auntie booked me first. But really, who can resist the temptations of A PARTY BOAT HAHAHAHA. Actually i could have just taken the mrt but i dily dally at home and I had to cab down in the end. Sian. I shud stop wasting my money this way.
So here we are, at keppel marina... super atas. OH and i saw PRIVE! wah really quite a nice place to chill maybe next time can meet frens there!
Boarding the party boat....
The cool yachts at the marina..... some people are just too rich
The super luxurious party boat.... which Johnny rented for..... GET THIS. $1300 bucks for 4 hours..... now thats what i call.... a RICH BOYFREN. Carol just get married already.
So after boarding the boat.... we had to wait for the bf to go fetch the birthday girl (whose bday is actually national day)... so me cindy and jinwei took some time to do what we love best. Camwhoring.
So anyway the 1300bucks party boat comes with..... a kitchen
and Living room....
This is us (the exclusive 10 invitees... cos of safety reasons) hiding in the room to give carol the surprise.....
Scouty friends.... haha. Yay cant wait for OUR bday celeb for her this coming Sat!! at sentosa beach resort.... cafe del mar here i come!
Cruising ahead to Lazarus Island for some skinny dipping. :P
OK so we didnt really take any photos of us swimming... cos duh. the camera would be spoilt... Lazarus Island is quite boring. nothing much there.... but the beach (backgrd in the photo below) is really quite pristine and the sand omg is damn fine. fine until it looks like paste. Good exercise swimming back and forth... swimming in open sea is no joke. esp when u dun have googles so u cant really put ur head in the water.....We saw some more yachts coming our way.... and we tot we saw a boat full of angmohs and models.... but upon closer look the girls werent really models.... they were just.... so. ordinary. Potong steam... But i was really quite surprised to see quite a few boats, catamarans... and yachts there.... wah lao didnt know singaporeans so rich (or rather... more like expats)
Chillaxxxxxxxxxxxx......So anyway, Jinwei and CIndy bought Mango almond cake from Cedele... which was HEAVENLY oh my gahee.....
The boyfriend with the bday girl. I wanna get someone rich too.... so i dun have to work. and i can just splurge ridiculous amounts of money for a bday celeb.
Before disembarking... somemore photos....
Bo liao shot of the day hahahah. geez i love my arms.
Sunday, went to attend Mutalibs wedding at Eunos.... which I got invited only like 3 days in advance.... I really dun like attending Malay weddings. Cos its SO HOT and u have to DRESS DECENTLY.... and everything was SO LOUD. and the food was like uber oily. sian. but have to give face right? To an army fren...
And me and Hafiz..... I wonder why they are all malays.... maybe i got malay fetish.... or maybe cause.... i just look like one.
OK watever..... so after that I ahem ahem with them (smart people shud know. I think i shud control this new..... thing. otherwise its going to be like what alcohol did to me) and went to starbucks at compasspoint for coffee.... and then i went home....Ok so there goes my superfab weekend. and one more superfab weekend coming ahead (not before finishing 5 days of work first... sian dao siao)... Gonna watch SIng Dollar on Friday.... Sat and Sunday at Sentosa beach resort and probably Sunday nite gonna go club.... (please let that happen) and monday is a PH.... WOOTS Happy like hummingbird.
Cant wait for my friends to come back from work and travel! OK BYE!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
i dun think....
I was so excited that Dsquared2 opened their first store at ion.... so i happily stepped in today. and guess what. FREAKING EXPENSIVE!! Like a pair of jeans was $999 and one pair of shorts (SHORTS!!!) was $430.
Seriously. i mean. my ENTIRE get up for the day (zara top, pants from taka, belt from river island and shoes from pedro) was only.... wat, $300? and one pair of short is $430??? Kill me now my life is over! OVA!!!!!! Thats not all.... everything there is atas to the max, it makes paragon look like bugis street. i swear. and it makes iluma look like Chatuchak. MA DE.
AYE. i shud start earning mega big bucks right about..... NOW.
On the bright side, I went to ICA to make my passport and did you know (and i kid you not) that if you report your ic as STOLEN, the first time penalty is not 100bucks but 60bucks. (ssssshhh dun say you hear this from me... they probably didnt advertise this on their web to prevent pple who lose it due to carelessness to fake and say its stolen). YAY. so i saved 40bucks. And i went to buy myself a wallet. From Braun Buffel... which looks almost identical to my lost wallet but sleeker and flatter. LOVES IT and its only 120. YAY! I am officially BROKE till the next payday!
and the weekend is here again.... can i get a WOWOWWWWW!!! (one less day for my son to come home!)
Sunday, July 26, 2009
The Saturday that sucked and rocked...
ANYWAY. that aside, my Saturday nite rocked big time. Met up with my rover mates at Robertson quay for dinner at Brussel Sprouts! Ate mussels and fries and beer! damn shiok damn shiok....
Wah i have never been to robertson quay for dinner and i must say its damn cool! chillax!! no doubt its chockfull of Angmohs... which i didnt mind cos i think angmohs are hot hot hot. and the prices arent really more ex than normal restaurants.... good place to go another day!
Wx and wsr
Rj sleepy eyes and Cindy
Carol me and J LowRushed to Holland v to meet Alexis and Step... 3 people with NO MONEY. I lost my wallet and was literally living out of my pockets. Step probably has 3 bucks left in her bank cos she shopped too much. Alexis is a poor Malaysian student but have to chia Step cos she always fecth her back to hall. We drank some stuff at one bar and contemplated going clubbing but step's slippers broke and she has no money. So we were wondering for the longest time where to go. Wanted to ask Mingquan out for drinks but he has rag and wouldnt end till 12plus am..... In the end, we decided to buy some wine back to hall first and see how.
Talked quite a lot of crap in Kriss's room.... saw the bash practice video.... and i gotta say. CT.... your dance sucks ass........ HAHAHAH. Kidding. I think its quite zai and i am impressed. not easy to impress me ok. With better cleaning up and costumes and make up, i think can beat last years bash.... which was ALREADY damn zai.... how come all the good dances are always during bash and not DU? hmmmm hahaha.
Almost wanted to go home but mingquan called and we headed for supper at our beloved fong seng... MAGGI GORENG!! and CHICKEN WING!!! woots!... talk talk talk. Alexis the bad influence persuaded us to go Mingquans house to chill... which we relented. and i'm glad we did. cos its damn cool.... penthouse eh mai siao siao. summore he stays in the attic by himself and he has a balcony which u can totally suntan NUDE..... haha ok la not really cos the neighbours can see. But if i were him i would TOTALLY do it. who cares abt neighbours.... neighbours are overrated.
Drank summore and talked summore and did some other stuff, watched the guys bash video which also rocked. omg i cant WAIT for bash. senior performance video was actually not bad too althou they were like complaining abt it. Aiyah.... u guys are fierce. u can rock the office wear look. Just wear skirts. not pants. and please NO COURT SHOES for crying out loud. even beyonce cant rock court shoes please. went home at about 4am totally gg-fied
ok la. thats about it... i am still waiting for some kind soul to pass my wallet to the police before i really go make my ic. SIAN. braun buffel please come back.... :(
Friday, July 24, 2009
BORING!
ok back to iluma....seriously the architect is so not optimising land....low plot ratio sia. totally. the entire middle part of the shopping centre was like hollowed out. OOOOH but i saw a super nice high cut boxing looking shoes at puma (one of the few real shops there) which is like white base and with french flag colors. OMGGGGGGG damn chio. but the price. also damn chio 240bucks. SEE WHAT I TOLD U.... i have expensive taste... apparently its limited edition and its a collaboration with a jap designer. MA DE. one pair of stupid shoes also so ex.
ANYWAY harry potter was also SO F&*(*&King boring. its the worst one i have seen cos it has ZERO action and its SO DRAGGY.... but the cinematography is quite good... but THATS IT.
glad that its FRIDAY Like oMG. damn haps.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
I blame myself for having expensive taste...
which is why this is the first Great Spore Sale which i spent my money a little bit too freely. hahaha. To date i have spent nearly 500bucks on crap which i dun need.
1. D&G cologne - $107
2. Zara Berms - $90
3. Zara top - $40
4. Pedro Shoes & wax - $125
5. Springfield top - $37
6. Work top - $80
I mean, really. Do i really need another pair of berms when i already have 5? Do i really need another work shirt when i have enuff to last me 2 weeks even if i change everyday? Do i really need the springfield top to achieve the boy scout/camper look Dsquared2 is currently rocking at Milan Fashion week?
Erm, not really. But Do i WANT those things? a BIG FAT *HELL YEAH. Perhaps the only 2things i truly must have are the cologne and shoes... cos my black shoes are really damn chui and i finished using my polo blue.
And can u blame me for having expensive taste? All the things i bought were NOT on sale (besides the 37bucks top). Seriously, all the sale stuff are damn ugly. so i naturally went to the new arrivals..... HAHAHAHA. woots.
and damn i have yet to find sunglasses which i can actually afford. The Raybans and D&Gs are waaaaaay out of my budget.... but who knows, i maybe crazy enuff to buy them.
Anyway, i leave u with the fabulousness that is DSQUARED2 SS2010 collection
i can just watch crap like this everyday..... and fantasize about wearing clothes which i cannot in my lifetime afford... damn sad.
WHERE CAN I SIGN UP TO BE A DSQUARED2 BOY SCOUT???!?!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
emonemo
Monday, July 13, 2009
what a bad bad month
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Also went to fix my dads phone at Nokia.... twice in a month. so far so good... at least the screen is not blanking out again. i seriously do not wanna make a 3rd trip down to wheelock. Met up with ct alexis step and water at TCC later at nite since the bitch just returned from msia. totally rocking the sweaty and lok kok dance attire look in town my ladies..... water came to brief them for their roles as door bitches for his event the next day.... and for a long time since... i was born, i didnt drink on a friday cos i had to play netball the next day....which i didnt because it RAINED. ma de. the whole weeks worth of sms-ing and looking for pple to play ALL WASTED. quite sorry for my mum cos she really wanted to play and she went to help me borrow bibs and balls.... SORRY!!!! but at least we could sleep in longer on a saturday morning right>>!??! haaha.
Waited for mr chua to come fetch me to elaines house for primary shcool gathering..... ya i know everytime i mention i am meeting my pri school classmates pple will be like "OH.MY.GOD u still keep in touch wit ur pri school classmates??"... well yes i do.... dun be hatin. mr chua, as usual, was more of a woman than any woman in the world and he had to be one hour late..... lucky i was still waiting at home and not somewhere out there. sweating.
The turnout this time was lesser than last nov.... and there were no interesting pple ard this time. so it was a bit boring..... other than bertram. who is serioulsy one of a kind and out of this world. he just graduated, went on a 3 month trip to europe and came back with.... get this. a fedora hat which cost 135pounds. i mean. really. do u wanna know how many bottles of D&G cologne, or how many dsquared2 clothes. or how many bottles of dfs vodka i can buy with that money? he is offically mad.
group pics!!It poured when i was abt to leave so i mad mr chua fetch me to queenstown mrt to take train down to cityhall for waterbois AKA event.... which imo. BOMBED faster than u could say jaeggarbomb. but i shudnt be so bad cos at least he has the courage to do something he has interest in..... even thou it didnt make money
So step fetched me home. i was hungry as fuck. wanted to eat some maggi goreng but the stupid shop had no more maggi goreng so i settled for 2 plain prata which turned out to be quite nice too... maybe i shud eat the prata more often.
today....did nothing other than iron. cough my lungs out and did other misc things.... AYE SIAN> the weekend is almost over. AGAIN. for the 53rd time.
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
I've been waiting for ___ my entire life
Always wanted to buy this book when i browse thru kino.... but i always settled for something else.... looks like i have to find someway to read it now! Imma sucka for romantic crap... its ma guilty pleasure...
have been sick since monday. and i am totally losing my voice. its been a damn long since i lost my voice.... and its not even because of the cough. the cough isnt bad at all.... the voice just seem to have disappeared. and it totally sucks to be working when you are half stoned from the medication.... argh. funny thing is.... its already wednesday :) yay. the week seem to have grown shorter when u are on mc for one day hahaha
Monday, July 06, 2009
blogger sucks
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So.... i delayed to do my weekend updates cos blooger sucks.... there is something wrong with my photo uploading. i think i better give up before i forgot what happened the past few days
Friday.... shit what did i do on friday..... OH YES. i came home. no no no.... not cos i have nothing to do.... cos i was going clubbing (or intended to) at nite with KHALID!!! whom i havent seen in a month. mixed some dirnks beforehand (cos imma cheapskate) and headed to tp to meet him. drank ma shit before heading to a bar.... for more booze. i ended up sharing a long island with him.... well actually i drank most of it.... well done.
went to pick up carol and was informed that jinwei was too engrossed talking to a guy, so she didnt come. DAMMIT> haha but its ok. ordered a blue spin cos khalid said he wanted.... but he TRICKED ME cos he actually didnt want any.... he just wanted me to drink...... so i did.... and i never made it to the club in the end cos i was too DRUNK to do anything. he even had to bring me to a cab. as usual thanks to cab rides.... i had to PUKE. and this time i really cant control.... i semi puked on myself once i opened the door. lucky that uncle never scold me. just asked me to puke summore.... wat an angel hahaha. ok i went home, bathed. took out my right side contact lenses. but was too drunk to take out the left so i fucked it and went to sleep.
Next morning i woke up with a MASSIVE headache. my breath stank of alcohol cos i didnt brush my teeth. it was quite horrible. and to think i was going to meet my sec school classmates at RED DOT to drink sommore in 90mins. i was totally going to puke at the idea of more alcohol in my system. so i went.... forgetting that my left contact lense was still insdie my eye but dunno where it went ( i think to the back of my eyeball) and it didnt feel weird wearing my specs.....

so here i am, at RED DOT, being cursed by my frens for choosing somewhere with no aircon in the mid day sun....halfway thru the meal at reddot, the thing DROPPED OUT..... at first i was like "why is my eye so itchy" oh.... cos the contact lense semi dropped out but its still on my eye. hahaha funny ass shit. i was a total klutz that day.... i wore shit clothes to red dot cos i was to hungover to think of what to wear. the HORROR. didnt know red dot lunch menu was so pathetic....

but a tower was 40bucks instead of 60.... so that was the redeeming factor.
ok shuddap. to see my photos that day and the horrible clothes i wore, go to my facebook. its tagged. THANKS. ahahaha. was supposed to play holdem after that but the wusses all couldnt make it. bloody ass. waste my time. we ended up chilling at liat towers starbucks after the girls left.... talk talk talk. man i didnt know my classmate could afford a condo with his fiancee and they are renting the condo out to save money. like seriously i feel damn sad for myself. cos i havent done anything useful with my money. so i thot i better do something drastic to my savings.

All the happy people sans wenhan who is MIAing somewhere else
at nite i went to kelly's bday cos i didnt have anything on. went to eat catered buffet which was not bad. played wii with my bro in law and realised i seriously suck at video games.... played one feng of mahjong with my aunties cos they wanted to learn. AND I LOST tmd. what the hell. my sis was feeling sick so we went home...
sunday.... hmmm what did i do on sunday. oh yes! nothing. just spent the day doing alot of miscellaneous thing like my fav pastime ironing. keeping my army boots.... erm. sweeping my room. my life totally rocks right. so fun. was really dreading going back to work the next day until i realised i was on course.... for 4 out of 5 days so that didnt suck so bad.
today. went for course at one north. ntu alumni clubhouse sucks cos its at the top of the hill. sweating like hell before i even reached.... even thou the weather was so cold. sian. and iw as feeling feverish. no thanks to my sister i think. that BITCH. hahhaa. went home at 5 plus and went to POSB to (try to) open another savings account. (yeah my idea of doing something drastic is to open another savings acct. i am so smart. cannot take it..... aiyah. at least i am doing something right)......
the counter lady said ihave to wait an hour cos there are a lot of pple. i was sick and i didnt wanna wait. so i went home.... cos apparently i can open an acct online. SMART. i have been procrastinating to open another savings acct cos i always reach kovan's posb after 7pm. NOW I FIND OUT i can do it online. SO SMART. so yeah... i am going to sipphen out 1k every month from now on so i wun touch that money. so that means i shud have at least 15k including my bonus..... now i dun feel so bad. HAHAAH
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thursday, July 02, 2009
SAF DAY
on that day itself i found my garters (all 6 of them) and a pair of boot lace insides my boots when i was about to wear them. i know i am an idiot. but how the hell was i supposed to remember i kept them inside my boots. sometimes i am too smart for my own good.
So i took an mrt to JOOKOON aka the other end of the world. it was raining. the ground was muddy. it felt like amry all over again. the boots were like super heavy... (and i almost had blister for wearing my uniform the entire day) and it was damn humid despite the rain.
the tour of the discovery centre was ok. been 10years since i been. waited damn long for the minister to arrive. recited the SAF pledge.... whoa. saf pledge. the last time i recited it was in 2002. damn wierd. and then they flashed a quote from someone
"it is different reciting the SAF pledge when you are 18, compared to when you are 38"
I am not 38... yet. but it does indeed feel ... somewhat different. and then i tot of my army days in bmt which was abosolute hell. and then the frens i met at SAFPU. ahhhhhh nostalgia.
YEah.... leave you with a shot of me in my no 4.... totally rocking the look.

On a totally unrelated note... i may not be going perhentian anymore cos my teacher fren cant go because teachers are suppoed to be socially responsible and avoid travel as much as possibile. BULLSHIT TO THAT cos we ahve been planning it for the longest time.... now we may hve to settle for St johns island..... which i think could be quite exciting too.... it could be a set for a real likfe slasher flick.
and also remember me saying i was damn stress at work.... i have been drinking for the past 2 nites cos of it. damn stressed damn stressed!!! i find myself excuses to drink all the time.... mid week drink. pre-weekend drink.... maybe next time it would be monday blues drink. DIE LIAO. sure get liver failure
Monday, June 29, 2009
weekend roundup
The show was, i guess, passable at most. It was waaaay too long at 2hrs 30min. there were too many robots. At some point i was confused as to who was who cause all the bad guys look the same. It was basically shoving CGI effects down ur throat. But it was quite funny la so thats the only good part.
Saturday, JP yunn step ct and I went to minds cafe to celebrate xinwei's birthday. As usual played some lame games like fish eat fish. food portions at minds was quite huge so thats a good thing. 4 hours of game play plus food was about..... 30? went to meet zixiang and Jingpeng at Old School's timbre for a quick round of drinks before heading to Jingpeng's house for Mahjong with Huanchao.
SUPER sian. lost 30 bucks like omg. and really damn tired. play until i wanna vomit. ended the game at 5plus am and only went to bed nearing 7am. i nearly died. i must remind mysef i am not young anymore and i shud sleep earli-er. I concussed till 1pm the next day.
Woke up. did some miscellaneous things like iron clothes (my favourite), dig out my army no 4 for SAF day on Wednesday.... what else. Watched some show and went out for THE BIG GROOVE. omg so exciting. it started off very well with a crew from Jap. The girls were like damn young.... i think they were at most like 13 or 14 years old but that dance like WHOA. super clean and powerful. But everything went downhill from there for the first half. All the local dance crew like NRA, danzpeople, trademark and some bboy crew SUCK BIG TIME> seriously waste my time.
The only good part came after the intermission when the foreign acts took the stage again. like Philippines all stars (repeating their performance for their world hip hop championship item) which i dun think was all that impressive. I loved the popping crew from china and the other one from Hong Kong. Budden it was already after nearly 2hours of hip hop so we got kinda sian.... HIP HOP OVERLOAD. i swear. everyone from every crew did their own solo.... and mind u, their solos were not 2 8s. it was more like, an itme by itself. So can u imagine one crew took almost 30mins to finish their dance. we really wanted to puke. Went for supper at blk 85 after that and reached home nearl midnite. Super shag.
today i met up with my home boys from Scouts!! Really very happy to see them after so long. Feels good to reminesce about the past. Time flies. All working now. one accountant, one banker, one working for SIA, another for STB, one for a start up company and me, boring engineer. But u know what the good thing was, we had the $$ to go chill after dinner. The guy from STB done his job by bringing us to an ulu pub at the top floor of the Mint Toy Musuem. Quite a nice chill out place. The 6 of us bought 2 bottles of wine and some snackers and it was only like 17bucks. I think we shud meet up more regularly :)
Sidenote: About time i opened another acct to transfer my savings and NOT TOUCH IT. I think i shud have enuff to put 1k a month starting from July last year. so that gives me at least 12k of savings.... althou i think i have more. HAHAHA. oh yeah. it's past midnite. 30 June. Happy one year anniversary of working to me. yay. work rocks.
A case of being too dynamic?
Now that one of my mentor maybe leaving in Aug for further studies, i am next in line to assume his responsibilities. And i dun think i am up to the challenge. I dun even know what he is doing. and seriously. should an engineer be doing a Principal Engineer's job? but doesnt seem like i have a choice.....
i dread it.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Cos I had a bad day
2. I tot I had finally accomplish something at work that has really been bothering me for the past 3 weeks, until my boss said there is something wrong with it... AGAIN
3. I left work at 745pm. And for someone who usually leaves work on time at 6pm, and was supposed to go gym after that, thats a bloody big deal.
4. I have about 50 things backlogged i have to clear.
5. I took a lift from my fren and he was supposed to drop me near bishan. he had to pick his fren up along the way home. we waited for 15mins for him. dammit.
6. Wanted to take the circle line home from Marymount. The train freaking broke down for like 20mins. Didnt wanna wait anymore so i took a cab home. It cost me 9bucks.
7. Went home and discovered my dad didnt cook vegetables for dinner when i specifically told him to in the morning.
Jibai. My head is about to explode. Somehow i am no longer excited about the weekend.
Monday, June 22, 2009
BINTAN~~~!!!
Before that i had the most impromptu weekday nite.... had a last min sms from step asking to meet for supper with CT to dig out secrets... so we went to Thomson prata house. never been there... the maggi goreng wasnt that fantastic... no taste. the one near serangoon stadium is still da bomb. Anyway.... ct gave us shocking news that made us almost wanted to die.... althou i half expected it hhehhehe.
Thursday.... well thursday i went out in town. ya. nothing much... except i finally saw the (almost done) orchard ion.... it looks damn out of place in the middle of nowhere....
Friday.... i really wanted to just stay at home but step had to drag me out for another supper... before that we went to ct's house (mai siao siao got security guard, albeit a slightly crazed one). I finally got to meet Tammy.... which i expectd to be smaller but turned out to be like a smaller version of a jack russell.
i used to hate small hyperactive dogs because they scare the shit outta me... i like big dogs like my neigbour's golden retriever which i havent heard bark before.... i think it maybe mute. ok watever. but yao yao and tammy made me change my mind... cos they are small dogs which are hyperactive but dun bark so thats good.
Look at my guns man..... finally the gyms paying off.
If my noodles with luncheon meat didnt add pounds to my weight, i am sure this thick toast with horlicks and condensed milk did... MA DE.
So yeah... talked more. bitch abt seniors performance. got grilled. and step sent me home.Early next morning, i headed to Tanah Merah Ferry terminal which is seriously at the other end of the globe. so ulu. my god. EVeryone gathered and we were off to BINTANNNN!!!.
Huge mass orgy alert. 19 people in total. please count yourself. Oh and did i mention i love my arms? i know.... i have an unhealthy obsession with them. if i could, i would just marry them.
Anyway, dismas i got to complain. i think ur country(men) sucks. They tried to rip off my family at the customs, telling us to pay 2 bucks per person to go thru the "express queue" so we didnt have to wait. SERIOUSLY. wassup with this people? govt not paying them enuff issit.Of cos we didnt take up the dubious offer. like watever. We headed to Nirwana resorts, which i tot was quite nice. the staff there were very frenly, althou, SUPER slow. It was drizzling so we just ate lunch and went to sleep.... way to start off the weekend right.
My dad wanted to call for massage in our room. i didnt want to cos i was super paranoid, thinking that it maybe one of those that offer specials. so i just watched fashion tv on cable (oh my god i can just watch fashiontv everyday. it is the most redundant channel on cable ever. but i love it) and keeping an eye on my father.... i know. i am crazy.
The sun finally came out and we went to swim!! The beach was very clear (althou i really expected blue waters..... whenever it comes to our frenly neighbour, my expectations have to be dropped by 10 notches. step, u are right, there are no blue waters in bintan. i am stupid)
Gorgeous evening skies....
Look at the gorgeous pool that has the view of the ocean.... half the time i was there i was imagning my 8gz frens being there instead of my family. ARGH. i dun hate my family. it's just that once u have travelled with ur frens, family vacations becomes..... a tad boring. I even thought of who should sleep with who, and since there are 7 of us, the 3 guys can have 3some in one room. the bitch can sleep with step and ali and sleep with ct. OMG sooooo fun. ok shuddap(aili how do u spell shuddap???? S-H-U-D-D-A-P)
At nite we went to The Kelong to eat seafood.... after hearing nasty stories from step about nasty food in bintan, i tot we were going to be served shit. but the food there turned out ot be quite nice! the fried prawn omg..... was like popcorn chicken but 100 times better. SO FRESH. SO JUICY!! But the price also quite roxy..... 445 bucks per table. thats 1000 bucks for 19 people. GG. Bintan really love ripping off singaporeans. made.The next day, woke up at 9plus. went to swim again. this time with my cute little cousins. wah damn cute damn cute cannot take it. but also very irritating cos he keeps asking me questions. Went back to sleep at 1130am. Wanted to get myself a massage since it didnt look too sleazy to me.... but they were busy so we had to wait till 1pm. So i happily slept till then.... wah damn shiok damn shiok.
So at one, 2 masseurs came. ASked me to strip down to my UNDERWEAR. omg. i nearly freaked. how come they didnt ask my dad to strip down yesterday!!! so never mind. i switched the tv on to fashiontv if not the silence in the room will be damn awkward. den my dad also stripped. very very awkward. so the person massage massage. BLOODY HELL SHE TOUCHED MY INNER THIGH. MA DE. my sensitive area. OMG i nearly freaked. i wanted to scream for daddy, only to realised he is right beside me. so ok never mind i ren. heng i was lying face down so nothing happened.
Then omg. the person pulled down my underwear halfway down my butt cheeks.... OH.MY.GOD. i have never felt so VIOLATED.... VIOLATED I TELL U. fuck man. the GIRL RAPED ME. Booooooooooooo :( How come i didnt see all these things going on yesterday!!! (oh i forgot... cos i was too engrossed watching fashion tv). TRAUMATIC.
After that better-left-forgotten experience.... what better way than to down myself with alcohol. at 230pm in the afternoon, i downed 2 cocktails.... yumz. but very ex too.... really ripping me off at 15bucks per cocktail.
my dad and sis
After that we went to shoot some arrows and fire some shots at the range.... the weather was CRAZY hot..... look at my cousin in the mickey mouse cap. like HOW CUTE IS THAT.At nite, it was my sister's and my turn to treat the extended family to dinner. ate the buffet which was alright i guess.... i love the desserts the best thou. and the fried chicken. SIAN better start gymming tmr again.
PLayed mahjong with my auntie and my sister's parents in law. Was losing quite badly until the last round when i keep diao-ing zeng. YES. ping hu zi mou KA LONG. shiokness. damaged control a bit and ended up losing 15 only. heng ah.The next day... same thing, woke up, swam in the sea, kayaked a little checked out at 12. we managed to catch a jelly fish. took a pic with my hp but too lazy to upload here. nua-ed at the coffee lounge till the bus came to pick us up for the ferry.
Before leaving, the obligatory mass orgy pic part 2.
Anyway, i came back, rushed for my dental appt only to be REJECTED because i just came back from overseas. seriously damn pissed off. dun wanna talk about it. DULAN to the maxness. aye.Bintan is actually quite alright, if u can look past the relatively steep prices, the sea which is not blue and the fact that it was drizzling 1/3 of the time. other than that, it is really quite a good place to NUA and like rot to death, watching fashiontv and lazing in the pool. shud go with frens next time.
BYE NOW!












