It's OVER!

After months of waiting and anticipating and tiring over it (not me, my parents and sis... i think i practically did nothing), its finally over!

It all started at 430am (*gasp at the god forsaken timing)... the only reason i had to wake up so early was because the official photographer will only be coming at 6am. Had to do all the customary stuff like this:

and praying and combing of the hair.....

Off to do hair and makeup....

The mei po finally comes with the pig trotters...

and then comes the bridegroom.... but not before facing the wraths of the jiemeis.

the offering of tea to the elders... and of cos i offered tea to my jie fu..... er i think i will stick to calling his name.

The couple with the brothers...

and then the sisters...

and then its off to the in-laws place... of cos i have no photos of that.

went back to take an hours nap... cos it was only 9am (see.... all those things done and it was only 9am)

wait wait wait.... came back at 12pm for more tea offering and then its off to the hotel for checking in and rehearsals!!

and then followed by the ROM which was held at 6pm

Yours truly was tasked to be the floor manager by his sister for the wedding dinner... thanks. I basically couldnt eat properly the entire time cos i was worried about everything... the guests not arriving on time... and then finding out that they did arrive EARLY and the hotel is NOT READY for the tables (apparently dec 7 is a good day to get married and they didnt have time for the turnover)....

And then i had to worry about the march in... when to play the bloody childhood montage.... when they have to start the 2nd march in... when the bloody captain is going to approach me to opening more bottles when its running out, when they are going to start taking photos, the sequence of the phototaking, when the bloody transportation is going to pick everybody up... TA MA DE.

ALL BECAUSE I HAD to be the bloody floor manager, couldnt DRINK the entire time... cos i had to remain SOBER and do my JOB. DANG IT.... but it was fun...... i think being a dancer helped me remain calm and good at organising things when they go haywire cos we are made to remember a lot of things in a very short time.

Yeah so anyway.... i dun have any pictures of myself cos... i was the photographer dang it. And after all the shit that i said that i would NEVER wanna get married cos its too TROUBLESOME.... (its just a tactic i use to fend of queries of why i dun have a gf).... i think i DO wanna get married.... cos you get to collect hell a lot of ang paos.... you get all the attention... and MORE IMPORTANTLY, its because....
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wait for it......

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you're gonna love it

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I LOOK FUCKING HOT IN A SUIT.... i cannot stand it. REALLY i cant. Which begs the question.... why the fuck am i still single>>>?? Dun you wanna get yourself a piece of this hot property??? REALLY??? NO TAKERS??