You know you are becoming old/ jaded/ too free when...

1. You literally hear you knees start creaking when you dance too much

2. You dun frequent Far East that much because
a. you see people younger than you there
b. the music is just to blasting
c. the maze-like complex is too much for you to handle
d. the walk there is just too out of the way, you can't be bothered
e. all of the above

3. You've witness fashion trends in schools come and go.... (flash back circa 1996 when ah lians stuff their blouse inside their panties and expose their non existent cleavage, carrying transparent PVC bags and ah bengs stick a comb out of their back pocket... and now flash forward to today, when everyone is wearing everything baggy, thanks to the ACS/SAJC syndrome)

4. You wake up everyday before 930am and catch Oprah RELIGIOUSLY. (speaking of which i WANT Nate Berkus to re-design my house.... NOW!)

5. You avoid walking under the sun, even if it means taking a longer route

6. You have started to think of retirement plans even though you havent started working

7. You've started to, horror of all horrors, resemble you mother or father. yikes